Nothing comes to mind other than what I wrote in anothers journal a while ago...."Call me cheesy but I'm not much for fondue." Har har har blah.

Your quote is funny.

Here's one I made up:
You know - I believe in reincarnation. I really do. But I'm afraid of coming back as a Quarter Pounder With Cheese ...

What did the burger patty say to the cheese?
Get off me bitch.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

What's red and bad for your teeth?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?


Dead...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

Too much? Yeah...I thought so.

why did the girl fall off the swing?

maybe a little bit much as well.

how do you make a tissue dance?



put a little boogie in it

Why the did monkey fall from the tree?

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

happy crazy new year!!

English man Irish man and a bear,
The English man says I like English women
The Irish man says I like Irish women
And the bear says I like bear women

You know i've been away from the site for a short time and you go and get a set put up so I'm off to drool and comment

Hugs

your cheese joke is brilliant!

I was very happy to see that joke up there. I'll give you a short on I actually learned from this site.

What's Mary short for?