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who can i proposition to make this?
sometimes, i love /b/, sometimes.. no so much.
zee end.
who can i proposition to make this?
sometimes, i love /b/, sometimes.. no so much.
zee end.
wildfires. by the house. so strange. the whole area smells like smoke.
Ashes falling on my car while I'm driving.
good news : ren faire is safe!
I keep thinking maybe I'll get the chance to light my house on fire and make a run for it like Nancy Botwin.
Too bad I don't have an Andy in my life.
I'm an Ogre!!!! yay!!! my friend had these from his reflexology class! how fucking cool!!
fortune cookie! says whhahhh...
lawlz. drunk texting, this guy was.
this is me and Dahlila in the morning! hehe she's so cute!!!
I made this!!! for my friend. it's a baby blanket! hulk style!
she's prego again so i be making another one, yar.
This is the Green Belt in Austin. it's fucking awesome! for swimmings! you can duck under zee waterfall.
lots o fun! and as hot as it tis here. .. ddadamn it's needed.
ok, that be all fer this lovely mornin. be seein ya!
xo
well well well.. after all these years and you're still reading this.
thank you.
it means so much. words cannot express and since i'm usually not good at them anyway, i will not say anymore on the matter.
onward and upward!
Yoga all day tomorrow!!! woot! so excited!!
My friend did raindrop therapy on me the other day. it was fun, i smelled like a hippy for the rest of the day.
I kept pretending that my back was a seperate entity from my front and my front self was running around being chased by my back self. the front self was of course running away from the back self due to smelliness.
and i was animated like a Quay Brothers video.
Which by the way, i just saw on netflix and was like.. omg! bc i've never seen it ANYWHERE and the only copy i had of one of their videos was on vhs and i let some girl borrow it. and then i never got it back
but really, i never expect the item back if i let someone borrow it.
mostly, im surprised if i get it back.
also, i wish i were into pretty things but i'm not. i'll never be the girl who comes home in lingerie because i dont know how to pick it out. my idea of sexy is star wars panties, look im a wookie!! haha. .. with my merkin.
anyway.. so i found these!!!!!!!! ..... and i want them.
more stuff later probably.
thank you.
it means so much. words cannot express and since i'm usually not good at them anyway, i will not say anymore on the matter.
onward and upward!
Yoga all day tomorrow!!! woot! so excited!!
My friend did raindrop therapy on me the other day. it was fun, i smelled like a hippy for the rest of the day.
I kept pretending that my back was a seperate entity from my front and my front self was running around being chased by my back self. the front self was of course running away from the back self due to smelliness.
and i was animated like a Quay Brothers video.
Which by the way, i just saw on netflix and was like.. omg! bc i've never seen it ANYWHERE and the only copy i had of one of their videos was on vhs and i let some girl borrow it. and then i never got it back
but really, i never expect the item back if i let someone borrow it.
mostly, im surprised if i get it back.
also, i wish i were into pretty things but i'm not. i'll never be the girl who comes home in lingerie because i dont know how to pick it out. my idea of sexy is star wars panties, look im a wookie!! haha. .. with my merkin.
anyway.. so i found these!!!!!!!! ..... and i want them.
more stuff later probably.
I'm so sick of addicts.
I want to run away so bad. damn this house.
I have to keep telling myself that I JUST have to wait until March and then I can rent it out.
I'm thinking about Portland or San Francisco.
Not Austin, not anymore, not that everyone I know seems to be there.
which defeats the purpose of running away.
or Colorado.
Im stretching my ears up. they're going to be 3/4. well one already is but i have to wait for it to heal. it's super infected right now. I know if my friend Ben saw my ear, he would freak out and tell me to tae my earring out because its so swollen and red and pussing. haha but it's getting better.
Well, im going to watch Funny Face now. One of the best movies of all time.
What a beautiful morning.
xo
I want to run away so bad. damn this house.
I have to keep telling myself that I JUST have to wait until March and then I can rent it out.
I'm thinking about Portland or San Francisco.
Not Austin, not anymore, not that everyone I know seems to be there.
which defeats the purpose of running away.
or Colorado.
Im stretching my ears up. they're going to be 3/4. well one already is but i have to wait for it to heal. it's super infected right now. I know if my friend Ben saw my ear, he would freak out and tell me to tae my earring out because its so swollen and red and pussing. haha but it's getting better.
Well, im going to watch Funny Face now. One of the best movies of all time.
What a beautiful morning.
xo
if I had things my way I would be going to hell city this weekend and then fly to burning man to spend a week in the desert. .. can anyone help me with that?
haha
damn.
some cosmic force is telling me i NEED to go to burning man this year.
but am i ready?
is there anyone out there going?
haha
damn.
some cosmic force is telling me i NEED to go to burning man this year.
but am i ready?
is there anyone out there going?
I need bilingual penpals!!!! I wanna learn new languages.
I think thats the best way for me to learn.
I want to do this yoga teacher certification course. it's 1700, which doesnt seem like a alot but it is when you have no monies!!! But with the cert, i can teach so then ill make more. i wish money didnt exist. that would be awesome!
then shit i wanted i could do manual labor or a craft in exchange.. oh i know...like... a barter system(tada). i also wish we still lived in huts and were covered in mud most of the time.. >.<
lately, its been hard to get ahold of reality. i feel so disconnected. and it doesnt feel bad for me but i'm definitely losing alot of friends, just because i can't focus.
focus.
!!!! ANNIES SPRINKLES IS SUPER AWESOME!!!
i was looking at this Website. I was actually looking at yoga studios in Houston and YogaOne is having Ellen Heed speak, she's a sexological bodyworker..
Which brought me to the first webpage. and then i found a DVD called Soft Cock, which was intiguing and so i looked up "soft cock" and Annie Spinkles has this hilarious clip on youtube:
I love that she's a metamorphasexual, which I haven't been able to find a clear definition of what that is. I mean, aside, from when Annie explains it as
.
And I almost feel like it's .. kinda.. of vague.. anyone else get that?
That said:
Breathing is Far out!
....
haha ok thats all.
Hope everyone gets some paint this weekend!!1
