You could buy Fresh Sweet Potatoes and make them from scratch. They are so much better and cost half the price. Of course you need to keep an eye on them.

I’m surprised you don’t have like 3 boyfriends who are chefs with cash…

Oops! You need a timer Moxi, I'm not being a smart ass but I'm pretty sure your oven has one. I don't live any where around you but I can give you cooking pointers if you need them. I'm a chef! Give it another try just lower the oven temp & set your timer.

I'm sure it's not going to be hard for you to find a new boyfriend, when you're ready for one of course. You'll be going back to nice restaurants before you know it.

You shouldn't have a problem finding a rich boyfriend out there in LA.

oh what a bummer. My girlfriend and I are cheap so we get creative with cooking. We also live in LA so if you and my gf wanna become best friends that'd be cool. Hope things get better for ya.

Don't feel bad, I've done it with toast, and a pizza. The risks of owning a 50s toaster that no longer pops up on its own was entirely too much to comfortably live with.

The pizza I put in after wrecking a few drinks at the bar and then passed out on the couch. It was in there long enough that when I woke up the apartment didn't even have smoke in it.

Single life does suck sometimes. If we lived closer, I would take very good care of you.

Eep! Charcoal fries! For next time, get a digital timer (if there isn't one built into your oven) and set it to the time in the directions. That can prevent a lot of mishaps.
Though I'd hardly call myself a "chef", I'm actually a competent cook, much to my surprise. Sadly, I'm not rich or in Los Angeles or I'd volunteer for the boyfriend duties.

Shit happens, and carbon is good for you. I like cooking foods that i have to stay and watch. I just recently decided to really start eating healthier, and that means eating at home for me. Its a good thing.

A good rule of thumb for me is, if it takes less than ten minutes, stay near your oven! ESPECIALLY if it's a gas range. I used to be garbage at cooking, but took an interest in it a few years back. I recently made a roulade (that's a pinwheel roast) as my graduation to fine cookery. Again, not in L.A., AND married, but if you find yourself in Salt Lake I'll cook you whatever you'd like

My wife actually likes burnt food--you should mail us the fries!

Hard to believe you won't be able to find a boyfriend to suit all of your requirements before you burn down your apartment building...

fry-shaped briquettes!

Damn I only cook like that when I'm drunk and pass out. Learning to cook can be challenging, set timers and buy a meat thermometer. I hope you didn't try to eat those things.

im a chef

well down fries. yikes, how could someone leave you!? it boggles my mind!?

Looks like charcoal for artists!
Buy a timer if you don't have one, might help.