into: I dig music.
(P.S. : I am a golden god)
not into: Letting zombies live, people who actually enjoy Girls Gone Wild videos, the guy who MAKES Girls Gone Wild videos, sexist idiots, American Apparel, and stupidity in general. Look, the basic idea is I'm a cynical asshole.
makes me happy: Daniel, sunflower seeds, filling out forms, gaming, bell hooks, tattoos, penpals, pajamas, thunderstorms, shooting guns, gir, music, cupcakes, D&D, Pratchett and other general geekery, music music music and books books books
makes me sad: sexism, racism, classism, homophobia, and any kind of bigotry. People who leave time on the microwave instead of pushing clear. Geese flying in uneven packs, because that means one doesn't have a partner
hobbies: geeking out
5 things i can't live without: video games, cuddling, books, sex, and music
vices: Only the lords The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Cthulu know for sure. Together (wonder twin powers, activate!) they form a dynamic duo named Spathulu and have more tentacles than any mortal could imagine.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: Snarking, worrying, reading, daydreaming, gaming, TV-watching and talking to my dear heart Daniel.
occupation: Simon, god of hairdos.
current crush: Is my best friend in the world. And is The One. For me, not for the rest of you bitches, you stay away from him.
stats: STR: 10 INT: 14 DEX: 9 CON: 12 WIS: 15 CHA: 9
body mods: A bunch of Little Prince tattoos that take up most of my back, feminist tattoo on the back of my neck, two Invader Zim tattoos on my arms, "breathe" on my wrist, "multum en parvo" on my right forearm, and "nil desperandum" on my left, and a Hedwig and the Angry Inch tattoo on my left wrist. More to come.
heroes: I'm a big damn hero.
gets me hot: BACKS! I am a sucker for a beautiful back, really nice waist/pelvis/hipbones, kissing, geekery, shoulderblades that look like they are missing wings, long eyelashes, glasses, pretty eyes, shy smiles, his voice, tattoos (especially text tattoos).
favorite position: None of your business.
fantasy: watching clerks cartoons and having a LAN party with Parker Posey, Cillian Murphy, The Piemaker, Shemar Moore, and Mulder, and then makeouts
sign: Population : tire
most humbling moment: Any time that I've hurt people that I care about. Also, any one of the zillion times I've tripped and fell on my ass or face.
i lost my virginity: I hate this field. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the angry dome!
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Tattooed, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer