1. You are faced with a beautiful woman and are told you can remove one article of clothing (stockings can count as one)... What would you remove?

Definately her shirt. I would hope for no bra as well, but if she had one on that would be okay (*crosses her fingers and prays for see through lace*) Breasts are very hot, and I will never get tired of them. They are so beautifully feminine too.

2. If you believe in reincarnation, or even if you don't, what would you want to come back as?
Definately a horse. Nuff said. Horses are the.most.gorgeous.thing.ever

oh, and for the record...i want a pet squirrel! i am trying to hard to find out if it's even possible...haha

i am a geek but squirrels are super cool and they make me so happy

1.) Bra from under her shirt. I love seeing (in my head) the shape of things to come. Nothing is sexier than a woman HALF dressed. Nudity is beautiful and artistic to look at... but Half dressed women where you can't see any specific "areas" is sex personified.

2.) Eagle. So I can finally travel the states and see our diverse and beautiful country. Be a predator and FLY! Man, I want to have wings right now!

1 - Panties.

2 - Thora Birch's panties.

Shirt. Then she gets a backrub. ooooo, backrub.

Either a Red-shanked douc langur, or a house kitty.

I love squirrels too, but alas, their dangerous life is not for me.

I would remove the bra, even if she was wearing a shirt.

I think that's sexy sometimes.

I'd just have to chime back in here and say: You know that bra trick women do? Where a woman takes her bra off without removing her shirt, and then pulls the bra through her sleeve? I know there's not much to that, but it's still so cool I can't stand it.

if she is wearing a skirt, i would remove her panties. if she's wearing pants i would go for the shirt.

i'm down with the idea of coming back as a cute little house kitty. i don't know. i suppose being a bird would be nice. i've always wondered what it would be like fly, of course. maybe i would like to me something tiny and cute, like a hamster or mouse. that way i could easily go anywhere i want, by being able to fit into tiny crevices.
ok. i just realized we're all obsessed with animals. if i could come back as another person, i would want to be someone breathtakingly beautiful and kind. the beautiful always get special treatment, especially in our society. i wouldn't care so much about intelligence, as i think ignorance is bliss. also, it would just be really nice to be good all the time. i think i would be an inherently happy person.

heh. the phrase 'sucked big fat hairy donkey balls' has been a long time personal favorite.

1. have to go with the shirt answer, too. yay for boobies!

2. i think i'd want to come back as a cat... especially my cat. he's a total bastard and never does a damn thing. seems like a good life to me.

eddie quote of the day: "as soon as the clothing starts going around in the wash, blue underpants comes up to the window.. "hello!! blue pants here!" blue pants in the whites wash! get the blue pants out!"

Hey Morgan,

1. I would have to say her teddy (chemise). She would have to take everything off to get to it! Ha!

2. A SuicideGirl! Might as well come back at the top!

1) agree with invaderkim - if she's wearing a skirt, the panties. otherwise, the shirt.

2) a cat only if i have a decent home and human companion. or maybe a snail - i'd always have my own personal shell into which i could withdraw when the world became unbearable. being a squirrel would be good. i watched one stealing sunflowerseeds out of one of the birdfeeders in my backyard this morning. of course, my cats were watching him, too.

1. i'd go for the panties. boobies are nice, but i like cunt better.

2. i'd want to be a tree. probably a cedar. but even one of those sickly little city trees would be just fine.

1) If she's wearing a skirt, her stockings. If she's wearing pants, her pants. If she's wearing shorts, her shirt.

2) Like I always say, my great hope is to be reincarnated as a Sybian