Honk.

...oooooonies fucking RULE!
there was this one time me & L. were like, bored & shit, & so we went, of all places, the airport, & we're like, "cool, the airport. fuckin' A"
kinda wandered around, savoring our Slurpees, peering into the pet-carriers, & menacing the timid.
then we saw them--the Moonies.
"Dude," quoth L., "I read in Newsweek that they drink the blood of Christian Babies & kiss the arse of the Prince of Darkness!"
"You're all confused-like," says I, "That's Wiccans, luv. Moonies are like, these kids who are kinda rejected by their peer group & have these amazing adventures."
"Oh"
"On the moon."
"Oh"
"Hence the name."

cow tipper.

Neeeee hurrrrb huurrrb hurrrb.... (I think that's how a horsey sounds)

I kinda fucked-up yours, too. but let's keep doing it.

...there she was.
crimson lipstick, halter-top barely concealing her charms, that look in her eyes that drove me mad.
yes, she's a cow.
a Holstien, I believe.
but my passions were inflamed.

who told you about the ducks?
theres a really good Mountain Goats sound about loving cows.

if lovin' cows is wrong, I don't wanna be right...

i overcooked your cookies. i hate myself.

in any case, they're on their way south starting tomorrow.

extra super love,
jennnn

[glances at crush list] OHMIGOD!! [faints]

fuck away, my pet. fuck away....

Other than Nietzsche, I think Gaiman has provided some of the best quotes I've ever read...wine or not...

Hey!!! Why aren't you coming to Curry NY?!?!
This is no good!

i saw you posted on ratsonjulia's journal about his favorite ani difranco song. i’d have to say that 'gratitude' is a powerful song, but most of her stuff is powerful. you like le tigre? i just saw them in detroit and they rocked my socks. 'well well well' is the hottest song. what's your favorite le tigre song? i love third wave girls.