Funny because I went to my therapist and said, "Doctor, Doctor, help! My house is laughing at me."

He answered, "Don't worry, your house isn't laughing AT you, it's laughing WITH you."

See, cause they're both a play on words involving therapists...nevermind....it's not funny...I'll stop talking now...

Funny because I went to my therapist and said, "Doctor, Doctor, help! My house is laughing at me."

He answered, "Don't worry, your house isn't laughing AT you, it's laughing WITH you."

See, cause they're both a play on words involving therapists...nevermind....it's not funny...I'll stop talking now...

Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing cellophane pants. The doctor says:

"I can clearly see yr nuts."

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, I need your help! My wife thinks she's a chicken."

"How long has she been this way?" the doc asks

"About two years." the man confesses

"Two years?!?!" the doctor exclaims "What took you so long to come to me?"

"We needed the eggs."

Gotta love a girl who posts psychiatrist puns.

A guy complains to his psychiatrist that he's been having strange dreams.

"One night I dream I'm a Porsche, the next night I dream I'm a Trans Am -- every night, I'm some kind of sports car. It's really starting to get to me."

The psychiatrist responds, "Relax, you're just having an auto-body experience."
-ouch, sides splitting,
Dave

A guy walks into his psychiatrist's office:
"I've been having these strange feelings that I'm a bridge."
The psychiatrist remarks, "That really is odd what do you think's come over you?"
The patient says, "So far? five cars, two trucks, and a bus."
-submitted a total of ten puns for a national pun writing contest, and hoped that he would win with at least one of them. unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
-Dave (I'm done now)

you're so awesome. how come you're never on AIM? I know I'd enjoy a conversation with you. And my cat says meow to you. He stepped on the keyboard so I edited it so you could understand.

Just popped by the Diaryland site.

"... why don't you just admit it's all over? She's just the Girl U Want..."

Thanks. Cheered me up.