“hi pika! hope all is well with you, i talked to g(unit)ia recently and i'm gonna try and make it to PA soon so you better be around.

ps. im getting my inner bicep tatted up wit a choon

pss. this would have made a better message than a testimonial. what evs. idowhatiwantkthxbai2unow”

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“okay so I have a confession... before you went pink my member name was Monroe and I had to give it up for you.... I sorta resented you for it! I know I know how dumb right? but I really liked my name. then after a month I was like whatev- and I've been coveting you ever since!!!!!!!!!! now my secrets out. what's a girl to do?”

“She is the wind beneath my wings”

“goojabtalurfy........for a hundred dollars......THATS WHATS UP! - words from the genius.i love her.”

“Monroe is such a babe!!”

“Monroe has a neat haircut and a nice butt.”

“Monroe is such a cute little lady!”

“Monroe is hot-nasty. I've got mad love for Monroe.”

“Champagne in paper cups in parking lots. Monroe is the definition of fabulous.”

“Further proof that some of the worlds most beautiful women hail from the three rivers area.”

“In an all gold world, she would be queen. I loves me some Monroe. Cute, sweet, and tuff as nails, my kinda girl!”

“I am somewhat curious about why SG's have the testimonials also. We already know they are gorgeous (with Monroe particularly so) and, hopefully at least, semi-decent people. So, I will officially say this:

I have no knowledge nor reason to believe that Monroe has ever tried to murder and/or rape anyone. Thus, if that is your concern before going to an SGPittsburgh event, be not afraid. Plus, if you are above about 5'2", you can probably take her.”

“The sweetest, most down to earth, and all around coolest person to walk the planet. In a world with millions of fevered egos, Monroe keeps it real, bitches !!”