into: Knuckin and buckin, fake nails and fuckin.
not into: Spiders, mayonaisse, olives, d-bags, college kids, orange people, young professionals, scene kids, children, abstract expressionism, 99% of people, pro bono work but I always do it anyway.
makes me happy: Alcohol abuse, Pizza Hut, new clothes, art that inspires me to make my own art, snorgz, napping, not eating meat, my cats, feminism, free drugs, small green shorts, vintage, ebay, big fake gold jewelry, platinum blonde, hating, bad TV, bad rap, art farting, making things aesthetically pleasing, looking sharp, Elvis memorobilia, procrastinating, picking my nose.
makes me sad: Animal cruelty. Meateaters. Hangovers. Late fees. Empty promises. Conservatives. The military industrial complex. Most people.
hobbies: Reading, Gluttony.
5 things i can't live without: Kittehs, macbook pro, booze, hoodie, shark twin
vices: Getting fucked up, shopping, bleaching my hair, and drinking out of the carton.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: drunk talkin' megashit.
gender: SG
occupation: Art fag, drunk.
current crush: Eugene Hutz!
stats: Diamonds on my neck, diamonds on my grill.
body mods: Shark bites.
heroes: Mama Dogg, Avis Lee, GRS, Patricia Field
gets me hot: Good design.
favorite position: I fuck to bust nuts, fuck a man's respect.
fantasy: A house and a dog. Maybe a job that actually makes use of my talents and pays more than minimum wage.
sign: I'm nothing like it anyway.
most humbling moment: Meeting Gwen Stefani and crying like a twelve year old girl at a Hannah Montana concert.
i lost my virginity: to my high school sweetheart. Aw. Puke.
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY DIET: Vegetarian
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
MY DRUG USE: Up the nose
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Arty, Designwank, Fashionista, Hillbilly, Punk, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Fuck you, I defy categories.