PICS
It will be accompanied by an in-depth analysis of the set touching on voyeurism, fetishism, identity, psychology and feminine ideals. You think I'm kidding...Haha! I know you just wanna see t&a but you have to suffer through mah mind stuffz too! Poor you.
El_Scootro and I are stupz:
Have you voted? (I'm Candy Warhol)
I have spent FAR too much time sitting in front of this goddamn computer today. Brain is seriously fried.
I don't normally do this kind of crap but if yinz guys could vote for me to be one of the Sailor Jerry pin-up calendar models, I'd really appreciate it! I really like the aesthetic of their calendar and I think it would be cool if they didn't choose strictly rockabilly types.
Speaking of such things, after a kick in the bunz from Reagan, I am trying to update my tumblr dedicated to traditional tattoos more frequently.
My friend gave me a Polaroid Colorpack II Land Camera and I am so fucking stoked on it! It's a late 1960's instant camera and I can't wait to get some film and get to experimenting. Hipstamatic really sparked my interest in photography, which I used to find too technical for my tastes.
I took my acrylics off the other day and my real nails actually held up! They have never been this long in my life (I'm a biter) and it's really exciting me! You know, the small things.
Someone was being bad today:
Not pictured: him gulping down a nasty ass dead baby bird before I could stop him. He's lucky he's cute.
And soothe our souls with fine cocaine.
I don't know why I even care
We'll get so high and get nowhere.
We'll have to change our jaded ways
But I've loved these days.
Some Piano Man for you.
I also like Roisin Murphy.
(and nice clothes)
and Mick Jagger:
Happy birthday, boo. (yes, we are familiar.)
I dislike.....most things right now. Life is hard. Really hard. I've never been one of those people who expected it to be a breeze, but it still sneaks up and astounds me every now and then, Lately, it's been more now than then. Haha. What?
Puppyboob:
Woke up this morning and it seemed to me,
that every night turns out to be
a little bit more like Bukowski.
And yeah, I know he's a pretty good read.
But God who'd wanna be?
God who'd wanna be such an asshole?
I had a really fun time at a fetish themed drag/burlesque extravaganza the other night.
Just, you know, the usual: songs about fisting, and pig masks, and whips, and ho ho's (the food!), and girls who like boys who like boys who like girls who dig girls like they're boys. OH it should be someone you really loooove!
This guy:
Does this now:
Water dog! He is the best thing ever.
Off to watch True Blood in my undergarments because this humidity is out of control.
I swear I will post something besides youtube videos, hipstamatic pictures, and pictures of my dog sometime soon. Haha.
Ahh summertime....it makes my heart swell. I even forget how jaded and bitter I am every now and then. So much love. Can it be summer forever?
If you hadn't noticed, I have become absolutely obsessed with photographing things with my iPhone. (even more so than before) You can thank Hipstamatic and Quadcam for this.
I'm contemplating a change in appearance. Going from Bardot to Birkin, if you will.
I'm 95% sure I'm going to do it, but that 5% of me worries that if I do, I'll just look like everybody else, and I'm afraid that so much of my "look" is tied into my hair. If only you guys realized how analytically I think about shit like that. I really need to start a blog about it. Working on that.
I have A LOT to accomplish this month. If I can do it, it will hopefully mean big changes for me (and not just my appearance)
This photo just about sums up life in the 'burgh right now:
HOT.
For the 4th we went to a "Barge Party" that was not actually ON the barge but next to it (the DJs did their thing from atop the barge) and the "barge" was actually a tug boat. It was still cool though; it was kind of rave-ish but with better music and less douchebags, and we were able to get a good view of the fireworks.
Anyway, here is some cuteness. El_Scootro's niece is all kinds of adorbs.
My furry babies are pretty cute, too:
Time for reading and then sleeping.
LUVUBYE.
Speaking of such things, I just watched the most recent True Blood episode. I don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't watched but, um, CRAZINESS! And good lord...the man candy
Between Eric Northman
and Alcide
[old southern lady voice] I am liable to have a heart attack!!! [/old southern lady voice]
Beell Compton can s my d though; he's so pathetic and annoying.
My dog is placing his slobbery toy upon my face right now, which I think means he wants me to get off the computer. And I mean, come on, how can you say "no" to this face?
YOU CAN'T.
PS. I'm
fucking
retarded
She's filling the feminist super-sleuth void in my life that was left when I got too old for Nancy Drew. I'm working my way through The Girl Who Played with Fire right now, and I just recently finished The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (book AND movie)
Thai yellow curry:
Is there a more perfect combination of food than yellow curry with tofu and veggies and brown rice? I think not! The spot I usually go to (and by "usually go to" I mean "go to an absurd amount that borders on sick") is closed for vacation until July 7th though, and I'm dyyyyyying. The other places just aren't the same.
This song:
(both this cover and the OG version)
Puppy and kitty snorgles are also super helpful:
I had a set go live on Zivity today, you can check it out if you're so inclined.
Back to my book.
BYE.
The past few weeks have consisted of me super duper hating my job, weddings, puppies, babies, partying till I puke and it's no longer fun, and umm I think that's it. Partytimes:
Familytimes:
Hooray!
Instead, let us discuss the awesomeness of this:
I resisted so hard, but I had to give in to loving her. Truly a woman after my own heart. I was hoping the Lara Stone cameo rumors were true, but you know, you can't always get what you want. Speaking of Mz. Stone, I doodled her on a package I sent to Alyk last week:
I'm pretty happy with how she turned out.
I think that's all.
