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Monroe don't cook or clean but I dress my ass off and my walk is mean

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JANUARY 2, 2013 @ 06:33 PM | 18 COMMENTS


Hey there, SG.

I've been working really hard lately but I've been playing really hard too.

Went to NYC to see my boo Iggy Azalea.



Went to see my family in Florida for Christmas



I worked the door at the bar I waitressed at over the summer on New Years, but I still had lot of fun....probably a little too much funblush



Next up: Birthday trip to Austin for the tattoo convention! Will I see any of you there?

DECEMBER 10, 2012 @ 11:07 AM | 13 COMMENTS


WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?

I'm getting reckless over here. Jesus.








I guess I have a lot of tattoos now. Weird.

^^^ pretty much.
NOVEMBER 28, 2012 @ 08:33 AM | 13 COMMENTS



I commissioned this portrait of my dog from Siv as a Christmas gift to my dad. Couldn't be happier with the result.
NOVEMBER 10, 2012 @ 10:50 PM | 8 COMMENTS


Hey, or something.

My BFF had a baby and he rules:


They even let me hold him:

(I know, I can't believe it either)

While everyone I know is getting wifed up and having children, I, on the other hand, am drinking insane amounts of tequila:

and wearing ridiculous pants:

and having really engaging conversations with awesome dudes:[/sarcasm]


Gratuitous:

Whatever. These hips don't lie. Har har.

I used to roll hard with tons of bitches, but now...

it's just me and my critters:


Lest you guys think I'm a total derelict, I did get a job writing for a PR company recently. Freelancing. Still pretty awesome for an art major who hadn't written anything serious since college. Annnd I beat out 70some other applicants. <-- That's my horn, and I'm tootin' it a little! Toot toot!

(trying to keep a PMA here robotrobotrobot )

OCTOBER 10, 2012 @ 10:19 AM | 7 COMMENTS


Holllly shit. So a couple years ago El_Scootro and I started this tattoo tumblr, updated it a handful of times, and then kind of forgot about it. Well, out of curiosity I logged in the other day, and it had over 4,000 followers!? Since re-actvating it, we've been gaining 100 followers a day!!! INSANE.

So follow Fuck Yeah Traditional Tattoos to keep up on the best of the best in traditional tattooing!

Currently reading:

Which everyone with eyeballs and ovaries should read.

Currently playing:






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life is short
in spite of your plans
so, tell the girls they're pretty while you can
one day they're gone
and all you got left is
some empty bottles and an old country song
that plays on and on

i wasted my time with these cigarettes
and these ashes all i've got left
wash this old town
nothings left for me
washed down stream into the sea




Got our own pyramids, write our own hieroglyphs
kiss

SEPTEMBER 25, 2012 @ 07:36 PM | 9 COMMENTS


My friend's cat is now an internet celebrity!!!

Almost 4 million views. Toooooooo ridiculous.

My good friend came to visit from Nashville last week. (my hair is getting SO long!)


Never as long as Liz's weave or Timmy's beard though, haha!



Found a really unexpected new honeyhole for weird and beautiful vintage jewelry:



Snugged this guy a bunch:



And tomorrow I'm going to see Big K.R.I.T and Slim Thug



For a girl from Pennsylvania I sure do love me some down south rap. Like really really.

kisskisskiss

Pharaohs & Pyramids
SEPTEMBER 15, 2012 @ 09:48 AM | 8 COMMENTS


I've never been into astrology, probably because I'm a Capricorn but utterly opposite to every typical Capricorn trait. But I read the profile for my specific birthday, and it is like kind of scary:


Comfort is vital to Capricorns born on January 15. Physically, emotionally, and spiritually, they do what they can to make the world better. They gravitate toward good feelings, good works, and good intentions. They enjoy living in the lap of luxury but never lose sight of the intangibles that make life worth living.

Friends and Lovers
People born on this day are loners yet possess a magnetism that draws people to them. They are loyal and supportive to friends. They have trouble making sense of all but the most intense relationships and usually give their heart only once. They have little problem keeping relationships separate from personal expectations.

Children and Family
Family matters have an important place for those born on January 15. They have leadership potential and are often regarded as the scion of the family. As parents, they encourage their youngsters to develop independence and self-sufficiency yet are anxious to protect them from failures and disappointments.
Health
Although blessed with general good health, January 15 individuals possess an extremely sensitive nature that can negatively affect their physical well-being. In order to retain emotional and physical equilibrium, it's important for them to practice meditation, especially before bedtime.

Career and Finances
January 15 natives know how to take care of business. Career goals play a vital role in their lives, though it may take a long time for them to discover where their deepest interests lie. When they do settle on a career, they give their all. They enjoy making money, although that isn't an especially important factor in their career choice.

Dreams and Goals
Although they wear the mask of practicality with conviction, people born on January 15 have a complicated nature. They want to create a legacy. Their dreams may be far more fanciful and creative than those who know them might expect. For this reason, they often turn to the creative arts for personal expression. Painting, writing, or music help them achieve their inner potential.



And:


If You Were Born Today, January 15: You are a practical person but at the same time highly creative--a rare combination! Others quite naturally respect you. With so many talents and interests, it can be hard to choose only one path. Many of you have quite a few sideline hobbies. Most of you are very good with words. The key to success is focus, which might come a little later in life. You are a little temperamental, and others don't always know what to expect from you as a result. Famous people born today: Martin Luther King Jr., Lloyd Bridges, Gene Krupa, Julian Cope.



WEIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRD.

It was my friend's birthday the other day, and we went to this Asian fusion spot to celebrate where I had the best spicy basil noodles evaaaaaar!

And then we went out for a bit.

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Of course the highlight of my night was it ending with Boston Terriers. Duuuuuhhh.



Other than that I've just been trying to figure out what the eff is going on in my life. Which is a constant process, it seems.


So excited for the return of my favorite <3 <3 <3

Pharaohs & Pyramidskiss

SEPTEMBER 12, 2012 @ 11:25 PM | 12 COMMENTS


Oh man. The Philly trip was a bust of epic proportions.

I drove 5 and a half hours out there for a job interview, and the first thing they told me was, "We should be honest with you- we're not actually hiring for the position you applied for [visual merchandiser] but since you have a ton of experience we'd start you out as a cashier at $9.50/hr, and visuals make $10."

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. surreal

1) When you spoke to me on the phone, you should have told me the interview you wanted to set up wasn't for the position I applied for, ESPECIALLY if you know I'm coming from out of town. 2) $10/hr for a merchandising position in a big city is absurd, and I wouldn't have even applied for it had I known that. I made a significant amount more than that merchandising in Pittsburgh, where the cost of living is MUCH cheaper. Not to mention, I have years of experience which should warrant a better payrate! 3) A cashier? Really? I paid my retail dues and I'm not going going back to it for that. Reverting to a shittier position for less pay? When I have years of experience doing visual and other shit? And you tell me repeatedly in the interview how overqualified I am? Naw, son.

Then, the friend I was supposed to stay with told me I couldn't stay with her anymore, essentially because she wanted to hang out with this dude she's seeing, whom she has known for- 100% LITERALLY- a week. Didn't even offer to let me stay at her place while they did their thing, didn't attempt to help me find another place to crash, nothing. Luckily, another friend of mine was in town with the people she nannies for, and although I couldn't stay with them, she found us another friend to crash with for the night. And we went to Mad Decent Monday at M Bar, which was pretty fun.



Another positive was seeing this sign in a pet store that looked like my dog:


Cuddling with another Boston:

(a normal looking one, not a mutant freak like mine!)

And eating the best vegan fried "chicken" sandwich known to man at the Khyber Pass Pub.


When I was on my way home yesterday, the company's district manager called and was like, "I heard you interviewed with so and so at store blah blah but I'd like to talk to you about a keyholder position at store blargh blargh." Same horrendous payrate. I told them to kindly go fuck themselves.

Anyway, I'm back home now. Moral of the story- you can't rely on anyone but yourself. I mean, I knew that. But it was a reminder, for sure. Sometimes I wonder if everyone has as much of a struggle with unreliable/shitty/shady friends as I've had in my life, or if I especially attract that element for some reason. And thus, only ever have a very few friends that I actually TRULY keep close, rely on, trust, etc.

In honor of Mad Decent Monday, here's one of my favorite videos of late:

Maybe I'll move to Jamaica instead of Philly.

Off to feel emo about various things. Ha!

PS. This

is still here

SEPTEMBER 8, 2012 @ 08:34 PM | 20 COMMENTS


Well, first things first-

Thanks for the love on Pharaohs & Pyramids. You guys really know how to make a lady smile. Ha!

I leave for Philly early Monday morning. Got a job interview, and I'm gonna visit some friends and hopefully pop up to NYC for a little fashion week action as well. Some of you may already know this, but I sell vintage clothing


and I also collaborate with a friend of mine on a streetwear line called Streetheart.

I live and breathe for fashion. It sounds corny, but it's true!

Thrift.



Cuddle creatures



Art



Dress up and hang out with gays. (and a couple non-gays too)

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(yes, that says Buttman)



RInse, and repeat.

So life's not so bad I guess.


SEPTEMBER 3, 2012 @ 05:55 PM | 11 COMMENTS


Ayyyyyy!

I've got a set in MR that you should check out!

Shoutouts to the amazing photographer, Sunshine and our trusty lookout Yankee are due- you guys are the best!

The set, shot in the Allegheny Cemetery here in Pittsburgh, was inspired by my lifelong obsession with Egyptian history, culture, and aesthetics.

I actually travelled to Egypt with my family last summer and somehow forgot to post my flicks from that trip on SG! So without further adieu... (warning: PICTURE HEAVY)

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There was a wedding at our hotel! So cool!

































We were only there for 2 days, and only in the Cairo area (and Alexandria, very briefly). I'd really love to go back someday and go to the Valley of the Kings, and Luxor, etc. I find it so visually inspirational- the colors, the textures, the patterns, the amazing way Western culture is processed and re-imagined- THOSE FUCKING TRUCKS! And it was so fascinating to be there only a few months after the revolution. By far the most amazing experience of my life.

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