Have you met my family? It wouldn't take long to know them well. Though we number from one to a million, in this house we all dwell. ......our manna is right here, we give us all we need.

JD Samson rules so hard.
















I couldn't love them more.

If you have good eyes you can spot me and my friend Katie in the flipbookfor Karmaloop's S.L.A.T.E afterparty in Vegas:


I gotta stop drinking so much and acting a fool. Doing things like admitting my love for this on the internets:

Love You Like a Brother
Treat you like a friend
Respect you like a lover
You could bet that
Never gotta sweat that
Even when the sky comes falling
Even when the sun don't shine
I got faith in you and I
So put your pretty little hand in mine
Even when we're down to the wire babe
Even when it's do or die
We can do it baby simple and plain
Cause This Love Is a Sure Thing

And this:

J Cole looks like he's fucking crazy....and I'm into it. I heard he made a sex tape with Rihanna. Damn.

I am so uncool that I'm pretty sure I'm the coolest.