Monroe's June 17, 2011 blog

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JUNE 17, 2011 @ 07:20 PM

Had a good couple days. Beginning to feel a little less like I'm just whistling in the dark. (knock on wood....because every time I post something good something awful happens)

Been spending some quality time with a certain man...

Hmmmm...

I went to a friend's bachelorette party and drank through a penis/tampon applicator straw:

got attacked by the bride-to-be:

Saw an old friend who's in town from LA:

Lots of dicks:

These are supposed to be dicks but look more like squashes:

Pink cigarettes:

Annnd some more glittery dicks:

He's real cute.

These loverly vintage gems will be in my store soon...

Check 'em out...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I have to go measure them now. Ugh. Hate that. It's so tedious and annoying, especially when there's so much other shit I need to do to get the ball really rolling with this! I need interns, dammit!

Dragonette on repeat lately:

Yeah I could find someone who'd never make me blue
'Cause nobody could ever tear me up like you
And its easy, hard as it looks

Could you go break it
If you let time we're awaiting
So don't mistake it
For something that you're free to play with

I like that outfit, the zippers' pinchin',
But if you want it any tighter we could cinch it.
Dress up in leather, wear every color.
I'm going rococo with sequins in the summer.

So, come - twirl your dresses around,
Lift your cotton socks on,
And turn your cameras on
Now for the fun...

Smythe

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUN 17, 2011 07:39 PM

Gah! I try and throw the frisbee for my dog and she stands there and looks at me like I am retarded.

pinke

Downey, CA

June 2007

JUN 17, 2011 07:51 PM

your shoes <3

78walk

Oklahoma City, OK

July 2005

JUN 17, 2011 11:09 PM

Clearly the simulated penis balloon industry has some technological hurdles yet to overcome.

Cool clothes!

sofreshsoclean

Brooklyn, NY

September 2003

JUN 18, 2011 12:27 AM

Fuck, good for you. Sounds like things are ticking upwards, slowly but surely. I think that's awesome.

Callioppe

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 18, 2011 08:47 AM

Oo! I love those clothes, I especially like the over sized yellow shorts with the top you paired them with

EL_Scootro

Pittsburgh, PA

January 2005

JUN 18, 2011 11:14 AM

operation upward spiral.

Kryptik

HOPEFUL

USA

JUN 18, 2011 02:06 PM

i hate bachelorette parties that are penispalooza. i don't mind them, but really i don't need to drink out of a penis shaped straw while eating a penis shaped cookie with penis bobble antennas on. it's too much. yuck. i went to a friends party once and she made us drink out of penis straws at her bridal shower (because she wasn't having a bachelorette party). So i'm sitting next to her effing grandma sucking coke from a dick... tyvm