PICS
buh! whatever.. just do it!
haha
I know this has been done like a zillion times but here it goes:
Alright, ask me anything about me... anything.. i dont care..
Here is something about Italians...
Why do Italians hate Jevoha's Witnesses?
-Because Italians hate all witnesses.
Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony?
- Beacause on the boat to America they put a sticker on them that said- TO NY.
You know you're Italian when....You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two capiccola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag.
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.
You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother....
You are on the first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.
You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
If someone in your family grows beyond 5'9", It is presumed his mother had an affair.
There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.
You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
ttyl
!Edited to say:
And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when......
You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00 p.m
Christmas Eve........only fish.
Your mom's meatballs are the best.
You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.
Clear plastic covers on all the furniture.
You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella"
You fight over whether its called "sauce" or "gravy"
You've called someone a "mamaluke"
And you understand "bada bing".
Ciao FUCKERS!
Peggy
HOPEFUL
Mckeesport, PA
APR 21, 2004 12:24 AM
HAHAHAHA......very amusing. 
APR 21, 2004 12:42 AM
friedbanana105
Antarctica
November 2003
APR 21, 2004 12:44 AM
APR 21, 2004 12:50 AM
hahahaha....you made me laugh sooo hard...i just fell in love with you 
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[Edited on Apr 21, 2004 1:02AM]
funktion
I'm lost
June 2003
APR 21, 2004 01:22 AM
hahaha nice.. thats some funny shit
i was going to post about your lack of imagination entry and looked at your pics, which i must say you always look soo happy in. plus you are always the only girl and like 6 doods. haha big stud you are \
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ok one question... actually i got nothing.. you are rad already, no need to feed my self-indulgent whimsy.
APR 21, 2004 01:24 AM
friedbanana105
Antarctica
November 2003
APR 21, 2004 01:37 AM
friedbanana
Clayton, CA
April 2003
APR 21, 2004 02:21 AM
Okay...
What's wrong? 
friedbanana
Clayton, CA
April 2003
APR 21, 2004 02:28 AM
Still not sure but I can guess...
I'm sorry.
APR 21, 2004 02:43 AM
Qué chistes más malos 
Pues sí, a ver si me aceptan el set porque me esforcé mucho haciéndolo y los amigos a los que se lo he enseñado dicen que seguro que me lo aceptan... Pero bueno, son mis amigos, jaja De todas formas ya tengo una idea para un nuevo set!
APR 21, 2004 03:11 AM
funktion
I'm lost
June 2003
APR 21, 2004 03:23 AM
you are soo silly 
APR 21, 2004 03:51 AM
Ahahah...This is too many US at all!!!(Minchia, siamo troppo NOI!!!)..yes, but to be true, we should say that if you're born in the north things are a little differents...If you're born in Valtrompia (brescia) you think the best you can do on your freetime, sunday and holydays too, is work 
ah, question:
is it true that you're totally goin' to loose your control on SgItaly meeting?...I've heard about it.... 
MMMhuAA MMMhuAA
APR 21, 2004 04:35 AM
LOL! hilarious! guten tag!
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