I had a dream that I was a man, and I knew that because I had a penis.

I was thinking to my dream self that it was no big deal, I could resist temptation whatever, bring it on. I thought I would start off easily and think about the least appealing place to put my new found manhood.

Easy, inside Amy Winehouse, hands down least appealing place it could end up.

So I am transported to her flat and we were hanging out. She was all drugged up and disgusting, but awfully friendly. We were chatting and, for all her crazy she was a bit charming. She went to go get me a cup of tea. I was trying to decide between green tea of english breakfast

and..

Bam!

I was on top of her and my new manhood was soiled.

I had the thing for less than 20 minutes and already I had ruined it forever.

I woke up in a panic, horrified!

The dream penis is a mighty persuasive organ.

Uggggghhhh

I can never listen to Back in Black again.

I am scarred.

Worst nightmare ever!

xoxo
-missy