Sounds menacing! What the fuck is going on? Cosmic anti-progress is running amuck!

What what???? anything we can do to help??? sounds horrible.

have you spent all day playing videogames?!?
i wish i had...

and the princess has been kidnapped....AGAIN

Dude, whatever happened to falling through 2D pipes and trying to jump over Bowser and save the the Princess? Damn these overpriced, 5D, convoluteled storyline videogames.

Geez, Missy, go outside! It's a beautiful day out!

ah shit.. I hate video games..can you believe I didnt even get the references..what the hell is wrong with me..just dont ruin your eyes.. and go out every few hours to get fresh air!!! lol

There are few things cuter than a girl who likes video games. 'Specially if that girl happens to be Missy.

Does Bowser talk again in this one, or does he still just make that wierd digital squeaky almost roarish sound. Soemtimes, you see word bubbles above him occasionally in other games, but then when he makes noise, no words....hmmmm....bowser might be all sorts of evil and stuff, but doesn't he deserve the right to speak? I think Peach probably digs the monster-junk if you know what I mean. no one lets herself get kidnapped that often, when there's a whole castle full of guys who could stop him if she really wanted them too. She's probably faking it every time Mario shows up to save her, just to save face with the mushroom kingdom. They've really gotta loosen up with teh inter-racial dating in that place.
Oh yeah, and is anyone else a Really big Luigi supporter? I mean, teh guy is obviously gay, and I for one couldn't be happier with a respectable homosexual character in our children's lives, but even when he gets his own game, he's just trying to FIND and SAVE mario. there's even a button that does nothign but yell out "MARIO!!, Maaaaario?". Let Luigi shine in his own crazy elton john way.
-regretting typing all of that
Dave

/me still just plays mario 3...