I feel a little better today. A little bit better only. I have a lot to do this week, including getting myself physically attractive, which at present I am not. My hair isn't colored and I have not done anything with any body hair for a month. It isn't as scary as it might sound, my hair grows so slowly I only normally shave once every 10 days, but still I have a fair crop of stubble. I need to get fake nails because mine are shite from doing housework and I need to put in a new set of extensions. (Yes all I wear extensions, otherwise, my hair is just past my shoulders) I have a trip at the end of the week where I will be representing a clothing line. I have been so down I just haven't had the desire to put forth energy into myself as of late. Doing this is going to be a chore. I'm trying be excited and motivated, this is a HUGE thing for me and my career, but it is kind of not so easy.


And someone sent me this silly email forward which actually made me chuckle:

Do the Math "
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM