gender: SG
age: 32 (Jun 17, 1976)
occupation: Seamstress, performer, maker of cool stuff
i lost my virginity: in a tragic accident
most humbling moment: Every day is a humbling moment for me.
sign: Gemini
body mods: Hand stapled to forhead
crush: Wouldn't you like to know
makes me happy: Good Friends, good wine, good sex, good conversation, driving fast on a fun road with great music played at maximum volume, 48-hour extended test drives of luxury cars I can't really afford, cooking and family
into: Interior Decorating, Wine/Mead Making, Sociopolitical musings, Sarcasm, Solving the worlds problems from the comfort of my own home, Libertarianism, Cooking, Healthy eating, Bizarre news
makes me sad: War, mistreatment of people, corruption, realizing my limitations, nasty gossip, nosey neighbors
fantasy: Being able to pull my car into my lawn to wash it without being accused of being a trailer trash whore and threatened with fines and other penalties. Being able to mow my lawn when and only when I feel like it, paint my house any color or colors I like and park as many cars in front of my house as I own and otherwise enjoy the freedom of living however I want in my own fucking house without my city and neighbors dictating my life to me.
stats: Trashy and bad for the neighborhood, or so I'm told
After finding a couple little toads and moving them out of the road I came upon a very strange frog. It was teal with orange spots, about 12 inches long and had a tail and huge cat like eyes. I was kind of shocked by it for a moment since I was not expecting one of those around here and certainly not out in the road. It was a Tokay Gecko. They are VERY mean, I remember them from working in a pet store when I was younger. They are like pit bulls, when they bite they don't let go. You actually have to submerge them in water to "encourage" them to let go of you without killing or harming them.
I grabbed it carefully and hauled it home and now have a new pet in my new home. It is not a native to this continent or even something which will live in this area so it must have gotten loose someplace. It has been warm here so I guess it was doing ok. It would die when it gets cold. I think it will be better in the tank I had to buy at Wal-Mart last night at 2 in the AM.
Of all the strange things to find in the middle of the street at midnight.





























