"mia makes me laugh and laugh. i miss girl's night out on the fuckin town. there's no bullshit about this girl and even though we always seem to be states away i am sure we will keep on with the rockin.

go mia!"

"mia is special. with nipples to the third power!"

"mia is my roommate so don't ever fuck with her or i'll feed you ginger knuckle sandwiches. she doesn't like meat. she can dance on roller skates for six hours at a time. she's incredibly ambitious and i'm sure she'll become everything she has ever dreamed of."

"it's true. mia does make one hot pirate.

(and not so bad on rollar skates either! rawr!)"

"props to Mia for being the best pirate I have ever seen and still being one hot mama!!!!!"