occupation: salad
body mods: a penis
sign: not virgo
most humbling moment: when the banana wouldn't come out
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories