into: Pissing in the holy water. Kidnapping children and putting them in my stew.
Sarcasm.
not into: People touching my feet, crazed religious ppl, strangers invading my personal space, christianity, having to spend over $40 for a tank of gas, good things becoming saturated, fake people - they bother me. A lot.
makes me happy: Seeing someone fall - don't deny it, you know its funny, watchin bad ppl who suck get whats coming to them, long dark hair, Comet burritos, food in general, my cat, making out, good music, art, people who have something to say, knowledge, traveling, experiencing new things
makes me sad: Hypocrites, liars, fakes, people who lack a personality or their own identity, the fact that anyone can get a record deal nowadays without any merit whatsoever, facists, scientoligists, stupidity, christians, the lack of proper english and grammar - yup, I'm a grammar nazi, cheats, racism, homophobes, insecure little girls, , better-than-you attitudes
hobbies: Murders & Executions,
Hump Catting & Bear Blasting
5 things i can't live without: Pegasi, Steak Mittens, Power Thirst, Tit Burka, Godberry - king of the juice
vices: procrastinate, talk too much, can be rude (but I think its more like being too honest), offend ppl, loud, obnoxious, make ppl cry, drunkard, but dammit I'm fun!
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Selling crack to toddlers. Pretending to be a seeing eye dog and leading blind people into oncoming traffic.
occupation: Wins at YELLING
current crush: I crush skulls!
stats: able to fit into small overhead compartments, quick & nimble on my toes, cat-like reflexes
body mods: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
heroes: I've never watched the show, but I heard it's good.
gets me hot: An electric blanket. I have a fear of them. Don't ask.
favorite position: GIVE ME YOUR PEE ROSA!!!!
fantasy: To become that old lady who lives in that scary house on the street with lots of cats and scares all the neighborhood children.
sign: Scorpio and Middle Finger
most humbling moment: *cues serious moment* Watching my grandfather die.
i lost my virginity: and put its picture on a milk carton. Have you seen it?
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
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