bands:

1. Tool, APC, Puscifer = all things Maynard
2. NIN, Radiohead, Mars Volta
3. She Wants Revenge, White Stripes,
4. Depeche Mode, Kings of Leon
5. IAMX, Massive Attack, Morcheeba
6. Skinny Puppy, Muse, Interpol
7. The Black Keys, Fiona Apple
8. David Bowie, The Faint, Raconteurs
9. Kaiser Chiefs, The Police, Portishead
10. Wu-Tang, Beastie Boys, Biggie

films:

1. American Psycho
2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
3. Kill Bill, Batman, Crippled Masters
4. Sin City, Shawshank Redemption
5. Orgazmo, Halloween, Zardoz
6. Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club
7. Party Monster, Snatch, The Godfather
8. various horror movies...
9. Gladiator, Blow, Night of the Living Dead
10. Lord of the Rings, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

books:

1. Anything by Hunter S. Thompson
2. Kurt Vonnegut = love
3. Geek Love, The Jungle, You Do Know Jack
4. Chuck Palanuick = win - FIGHT CLUB!
5. Unquiet Mind, The Divine Comedy
6. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
7. Ed Gein: Psycho, Brett Easton Ellis = American Pycho
8. Freak Show & Party Monster - James St James
9. Party Monster, Zombie Survival Guide
10. The Official Ninja Guide Book, Any Shakespeare

tv shows:

1. South Park, Metalocalypse
2. Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Home Movies
3. The Office, Man vs Wild
4. Big Love, Robot Chicken
5. Anything on The History Channel and A&E
6. Anything about serial killers
7. Best Week Ever, Discover Channel = love
8. Flight of the Conchords, Eastboand and Down
9. Cold Case Files, Autopsy, First 48
10. Daily Show, Real Time with Bill Maher

Artists:

1. Alex Grey
2. Ralph Steadman, Gris Grimly
3. Mark Ryden, Hussar
4. David LaChapelle
5. M. C. Escher
6. Hieronymus Bosch
7. Fusion Face, H. R. Geiger
8. Salvidor Dali, Ragnar
9. Picaso, Brian Ewing
10. Van Gogh,

into: Kitties... and dead things. Everything at least once. Shattering dreams. Deflating egos. Breaking hearts.

not into: Liars. People touching my feet, organized religion, strangers invading my personal space, pretzels, good things becoming saturated, Will Smith, fake people, homophobes...

makes me happy: MUSIC. Seeing someone fall, Comet burritos, my cat Miss Cleo, dark humor, art, knowledge, dead stuff, traveling, experiencing new things, milk...

makes me sad: Hypocrites, liars, fakes, people who lack a personality or their own identity, the lie that is our government, the fact that anyone can get a record deal nowadays without any merit whatsoever, facists, scientoligists, stupidity, the lack of proper grammar, cheats, racism, homophobes, insecure little girls, better-than-you attitudes

hobbies: Staying out of jail. I run from the cops.

5 things i can't live without: My moments of clarity, my moments of hilarity, my moments of insanity, my true friends, my memories - my life is my favorite book to read.

vices: I procrastinate, talk too much, can be rude (but I think its more like being too honest), offend people, loud, obnoxious, make ppl cry, total drunkard, but dammit I'm a fucking good time!

thoughts on sg: I hate it

i spend most of my free time: On the outside - being a drunken, bat shit crazy broad. On the inside - an introspective, feeling, ticking time bomb of emotion you will never see. In other words - a drunken, bat shit crazy broad.

occupation: Human Jukebox

current crush: Anyone got a mirror? Vanity, my favorite sin.

stats: Able to fit into small overhead compartments, quick & nimble on my toes, cat-like reflexes

body mods: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

heroes: Anyone who takes honesty and owns it. Raw, real, truth - it's so very rare to come by.

gets me hot: Fucking my clone. It's not incest - it's masturbation.

favorite position: Get in the van kids, we got candy!

fantasy: To become that old lady who lives in that scary house on the street with lots of cats and scares all the neighborhood children.

sign: Feel my sting.

most humbling moment: Watching the person who was closest to me die and being unable to do anything about it. Helpless.

i lost my virginity: in a 3-way with Lion-o of the Thundercats and Zartan from the Dreadknots. Fucking hot.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories