“squirrels again”

“secret squirrels”

“We have bro tattoos. Thanks for my xmas present, it will last forever! Xo”

“i have the best nights out with you..because we are trouble..hot trouble”

“I just read the testiclemonial you left me...I would love to be adopted by you...then we could be like Batman and Robin...but PantyGirl and PoopStaiN LiGhteniNg!!! Seriously mutha fuckahs better watch out man...cause with you and me....we will be raising some fuckin hell yo!!!!

hahaha
Miss ya...call me anytime...not like I'll be busy in bum fuck wyoming... ”

“I cant believe no one has left you a testimonial...well eventhough we haven't properly met, I'm just going to say I think you are awesome and absolutely adorable...hopefully we can be roomies soon...and hang out too hehe...anyways MORE people should leave this amazing girl some testimonials...
Love the PoopStain
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