bands:

1. jay-z
2. holly golightly
3. misfits
4. wu tang
5. june carter
6. joy division
7. the smiths
8. darkbuster
9. johnny cash
10. doomriders

films:

1. raising arizona
2. breakfast at tiffany's
3. lost in translation
4. walk the line
5. mulholland drive
6. zombie flicks - all of them
7. cinderella
8. big lebowski
9. office space
10. the omen

books:

1. the awakening
2. hollywood
3. rum diary
4. the gashlycrumb tinies
5. 1984
6. anthem
7. animal farm
8. in cold blood
9. the fountainhead
10. sperm wars

tv shows:

1. wondershozen
2. animal rescue
3. the office
4. the girls next door
5. ace of cakes!
6. flight of the conchords
7. diners, drive-ins and dives
8. curb your enthusiasm
9. superbowl commercials
10. cops

Artists:

1. mark ryden
2. kathe kollwitz
3. jasper johns
4. mel ramos
5. camille rose garcia
6. frida kahlo
7. dorthea tanning
8. andy warholl
9. both steves. nyc.
10. jason loui (he draws excellent squirrels)

 

into: airports and casinos, scratch tickets, peanut butter, scotch tape, convenience stores, livestock at the fair, getting rained on in the summer, fingerpaints and drawing, the ocean. the expanse of dry heat. grocery shopping, dark chocolate and bubble gum, strip clubs, boobs and beer, baking pretty cakes and treats, whisky

not into: running scared.

makes me happy: chocolate chip cookies and percocets, road trips and seedy motels, divey bars, falling leaves, swimming in the ocean. the desert sky. my sharks. bread'n butter... whisky bottles and love notes.

makes me sad: nothing a kiss can't cure.

hobbies: keeping your secrets.

5 things i can't live without: you'd be surprised at what you can get by on..

vices: whisky and porn... cigarettes

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: with darling.

 

gender: SG

occupation: production artist, cake decorator, professional secret spy squirrel

current crush: the term "crush" implies a feeling of unrequitedness. i feel quite the opposite.

stats: dirty feet.

body mods: tits.

heroes: xena warrior princess, duh

gets me hot: gets me bloody.

favorite position: choke.

fantasy: the desert. like the ocean.

sign: middlefinger

most humbling moment: looking at your jacked up face.

i lost my virginity: with my shoes on.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.