Mary's September 30, 2005 blog

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SEPTEMBER 30, 2005 @ 01:38 AM

gee wiz you guys got pretty excited about that last anger management entry! hmmmm...hahaha
heres another immature thing you can do when you are upset.......
1. buy a box of fruit loops.
2. walk with your cereal in hand to the nearest IRS office, phone company, tele-sales building, or any other universally annoying local institution. find a blank wall that belongs to this institution.
3. eat a whole bunch of one color of the fruit loops at once, swallow. spit on the wall.
4. your spit will be the color of the fruitloop you chose. now pick another, and so on, and spit out a whole colored picture of the person or thing that is on your nerves.
5. it just makes it that much better the your stained spit is all over the IRS office wall. next time you see how much state taxes are removed from your paycheck you can at least smile for a second.

booze or beer is a nice prelude to this suggestion. but not so much that the cereal makes you sick. the pictures just not as cool after you barf on it, you know?
you wont get any grown-up points for this, but who really gives a shit when your in the kind of mood.
by the way i read a great book the other day...read it in a day.
"the perks of being a wallflower" by stephen chbosky.
i recommend it.

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sydfloyd

Tyler, TX

September 2003

SEP 30, 2005 01:47 AM

Man I don't knwo if the person on my nerves is worth all that. Fankenberry maybe.

dmuff

Sherman Oaks, CA

July 2005

SEP 30, 2005 01:51 AM

You're a strange one, Mary.

I think I'm in love!!!

Creativity is God.

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA

September 2003

SEP 30, 2005 01:57 AM

I always drink lots of beer and/or booze. Upset or not.

ROCKADIVA

Houston, TX

March 2004

SEP 30, 2005 02:05 AM

i may check out that book...i've been craving some good reading material...

threestares

I'm lost

January 2005

SEP 30, 2005 05:34 AM

i love your anger management strategies. i'm canadian, eh, so i was going to write a letter but spewing in technocolour is a much better idea. thanks.

Jelly_Roll

Luling, LA

April 2005

SEP 30, 2005 07:10 AM

I sure like your advise! You ROCK! What else have you been up to?? Take care Gorgeous!

AF71321

Fayetteville, NC

OLD SKOOL

SEP 30, 2005 07:36 AM

hey darlin! what the ehll have you been up to?
xoxo

Orli

Los Gatos, CA

April 2005

SEP 30, 2005 11:33 AM

I read that book a few years ago. The only thing I remember really is this poem about a man who kills himself.

zode

Northampton, MA

February 2005

SEP 30, 2005 12:09 PM

I always say people dont use enough Breakfast foods for Vendettas. Great example of Free Thinking. Oh and people should Spit more

ringleader

I'm lost

May 2004

SEP 30, 2005 01:42 PM

Now that is something I have never thought of. I like things I have never thought of. Good one, girl.

Thanks for the book recommendation....always looking for a good new book. Have you ever read Running With Scissors?

rangerrick

Vincentown, NJ

October 2004

SEP 30, 2005 04:08 PM

While the creativity of this is simply astounding, I must admit that I think I'd get a cheap thrill out of just puking on the walls of any of those buildings

Caligula_ODM

Newport, RI

March 2005

SEP 30, 2005 06:12 PM

im taking my fruit loops to the dmv!

effstop

Las Vegas, NV

June 2004

OCT 01, 2005 04:17 AM

One of my all-time favorite SG's is dancing in my town and I JUST found out about it?! I must be slipping in my old age!

Spearmint Rhino...on the list maybe for this weekend!