Mary's September 22, 2005 blog

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SEPTEMBER 22, 2005 @ 02:05 AM

ever feel so frusterated you throw on some RAAR music and smash old wine bottles? my friend amy and i had an annoying night, each separately, and converged for a purging experience. i highly reccommend this method to cure your pissed off feeling:
!. open a bottle of wine and without shame put at least two more in a row, waiting for the opening.
2. drink a bunch and verbally unload to loud music that could potentially get you kicked out of the neighborhood.
3. together, make a comic each of the person distressing you or misunderstanding you, deep in the action of doing the exact thing you are annoyed by. use india ink. dump water on it when you are done till they are smeared. drink more.
4. fill a bucket with old bottles and thrift store vases, etc. take a shovel to it with all the gusto you got. make caveman faces, drink more wine.
5. sit in the yard outside, or the sidewalk if you have no yard, and pass the bottle back and forth while telling your most weird chilhood stories.

it is marys five-step cure all to geting over an annoying evening. which i have had. but about twelve to 15 smashed bottles later i feel ok about humankind as a species. in general.

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mister_x

Plano, TX

January 2003

SEP 23, 2005 06:43 AM

good god, i love you.

Aguilar

Portland, OR

November 2004

SEP 23, 2005 10:14 AM

wow! see, actually what you've discovered is Collin's 3-step cure, then stretched it out a little.

my housemate jason + i would:

1.) watch the who's epic, the Kids are Alright on his ancient 6 inch television.

followed by

2.) extended, raucous, who-inspired playing of rock music.

then rounded off by

3.) partial drum smashing, partial nudity, then full on smashing of large old televisions, or other appliances of significant size + weight.

Whirl_Wind

USA

September 2004

SEP 23, 2005 03:43 PM

well then sounds like my night the other night... must have been something in the air... going to go work tonight... getting all my stuff preped to get the heck out of hawaii again... oh well... slowly gettign there i suppose

black13

I'm lost

July 2005

SEP 23, 2005 03:55 PM

You are pretty AND crazy.

I think I love you...

conqueringking

Lodge, SC

December 2004

SEP 23, 2005 07:25 PM

I'm still reserving judgement on Humankind as a whole....I have had to pleasure of hanging with some exceptional people, so there's still hope.

P.S. I think your cure works a whole lot better than mine. I might have to give it a try.

michelle

Duncan, BC

March 2004

SEP 23, 2005 08:58 PM

wow. that's so calculated! I usually just smash glass into the recyle bins or if think I have to, get real drunk on whiskey while psycologically bullying the offender all night.

antechrst810

Djibouti

May 2005

SEP 24, 2005 09:25 AM

i so need to do that as soon as i have the chance!

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furnacedoor

I'm lost

September 2003

SEP 24, 2005 10:12 PM

i used to do this all the time.... it was called band practice and the people who annoyed me were in the same room

Eireann

Milford, MI

March 2005

SEP 25, 2005 05:54 AM

Good lord, this is BRILLIANT.

I could have really used this yesterday. From now on, when I'm having a bad day, I will come to you.

Funny enough, my real name is Amy...