SuicideGirl: Mary
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SEPTEMBER 22, 2005 @ 02:05 AM


ever feel so frusterated you throw on some RAAR music and smash old wine bottles? my friend amy and i had an annoying night, each separately, and converged for a purging experience. i highly reccommend this method to cure your pissed off feeling:
!. open a bottle of wine and without shame put at least two more in a row, waiting for the opening.
2. drink a bunch and verbally unload to loud music that could potentially get you kicked out of the neighborhood.
3. together, make a comic each of the person distressing you or misunderstanding you, deep in the action of doing the exact thing you are annoyed by. use india ink. dump water on it when you are done till they are smeared. drink more.
4. fill a bucket with old bottles and thrift store vases, etc. take a shovel to it with all the gusto you got. make caveman faces, drink more wine.
5. sit in the yard outside, or the sidewalk if you have no yard, and pass the bottle back and forth while telling your most weird chilhood stories.

it is marys five-step cure all to geting over an annoying evening. which i have had. but about twelve to 15 smashed bottles later i feel ok about humankind as a species. in general.

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DrRieux

DrRieux

Vancouver, WA
March 2004

SEP 22, 2005 02:14 AM

sounds exciting...you're never on yahoo anymore... frown

MANDY

MANDY

Australia
November 2004

SEP 22, 2005 02:24 AM

hey when can we see some of your art?? i would soooo love that biggrin

RobScarlett

RobScarlett

West Hartford, CT
September 2003

SEP 22, 2005 03:55 AM

Sounds very cathartic. smile I'd do that but really after 3 bottles of wine me swinging a shovel around is not a good idea. smile
THanks for the laugh though beautiful lady.
Take care.

Caligula_ODM

Caligula_ODM

Newport, RI
March 2005

SEP 22, 2005 04:37 AM

hey, i like to smash things with a shovel too.

sounds like a good five-step to me!

technical_lust

technical_lust

Beverly Hills, CA
September 2005

SEP 22, 2005 05:29 AM

i can drink like one bottle of wine and i'm out

chuckgelman

chuckgelman

New York, NY
July 2004

SEP 22, 2005 06:01 AM

Broken bottles are a small price to pay for happiness.

rangerrick

rangerrick

Vincentown, NJ
October 2004

SEP 22, 2005 06:43 AM

Is it okay if we substitute something else for the wine??

Amazing how desroying shit makes us feel better, huh?

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

SEP 22, 2005 09:48 AM

Ah, wine...how I miss the days when every flat surface in my flat was covered with empty red wine bottles.

75rhino

75rhino

San Diego, CA
November 2004

SEP 22, 2005 09:56 AM

in a bucket?
like controlled kaos

ROCKADIVA

ROCKADIVA

Houston, TX
March 2004

SEP 22, 2005 11:03 AM

sounds like you have this all pretty perfected, eh? next time I get pissed I'll give you a call, well go wreck some shi-iiit!

lemuria

lemuria

Madagascar
May 2005

SEP 22, 2005 12:50 PM

thanks sounds like a good plan...

i remember in college the one time we all got together and threw coffee mugs at a brick wall to release our tensions. the bucket and shovel sound Sooooo much better though!! smile

Joelhinx

Joelhinx

Missoula, MT
September 2002

SEP 22, 2005 04:59 PM

that sounds like good idea.

me and my friend amy tend ta get drunk and punch the crap out off eachother wich tends to end up with people punching the crap out of me your way sounds better no bruses. and i use wiskey not wine i dont like wine

i just read that you where in portland for a bit. i just moved there on the same fuck it im moving type thing that took you to vegas.



[Edited on Sep 22, 2005 5:15PM]

bendingunit23

bendingunit23

Canada
April 2005

SEP 22, 2005 06:10 PM

wishing you a kick ass friday

tripster

tripster

United Kingdom
June 2005

SEP 23, 2005 03:35 AM

Your fucking insane,but it also sounds like great night,I wish I was pissed off with someone so I could start trashing stuff.
B lucky
C Ya later

Hopey

Hopey

Corvallis, OR
January 2004

SEP 23, 2005 04:06 AM

I would love to see you breaking things.

Is it hot in Vegas?

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