hello everybody, i'm glad you all like my new set, i like it too.for all you portlanders, i'll be playing a show febuary 23, at beula land around 28th and burnside in NE.i'll remind you again, for all the people who have a memory like mine. you should all come and have a good drunken time, i know i will!! this will be my first show, i can't wait!!!

hi, i'm bored. i'm sitting at my friends place playing on the computer. they're all at work. i'm all by my lonesome..... anyone wanna keep me company?

hello everybody!! guess what, i'm a screamer in a punk rock band now!!! everybody should come and see us play a show sometime. i don't know when that will be but i will let you know. so if you ever see a flyer for ONE DAY WAR you must go. if you don't you will grow hair on your teeth and a giant nutsack on your forehead!!!!!

sorry i haven't said nothing in a while.i've been out of town. just wait untill you see my new tattoos!! the guy who did my flames, worked on my other 45. he works at ink freaks, on hollywood blvd, his name is JAY and the number is (323)469-0616. CALL HIM!!!if you ever want any traditional work i highly recomend talking to JASON at voodoo tattoo, the # is (323)962-6995. it's on the corner of hollywood and vine, i used to work there years ago. TALK TO THESE PEOPLe, THEY'll HOOK YOU UP WITH THE BEST INK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's up SG lovers? i got really fucking trashed last night! i went to vancouver to a tattoo/showthing that was really cool. my friends band CABAL played. (that's ka-ball, dumbass) and all the local tattoo shops had booths set up, there was 7 bands, and lots of booze. i took shots of buttery nipples all night long. followed by lot's of PBR!!!!!! i got so drunk i entered a contest for the best color tattoo, and in the process i somehow showed my tits off to the crowd. i won!!! i got some free drinks and lots of glow in the dark stuff. everyone should go to MAIN STREET TATTOO, in vancouver washington. talk to matt, he's the one who did my new piece on my arm, you'll see it in my next shoot. the number is 360-735-0840. GO THERE OR SUCK BIG HAIRY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi, i'm going to make this short and sweet because i am fucking sicker than a pediophile in a clown suit. i'm sure if you could all see me now you'd say: "man on man, check out that bitch, now she's got sex appeal. just look at the way she coughs up that flem and sends it flying! and those bags under her eyes, HOT! that snot falling out of her nose just turns me on! she has the most sexy hacking and sneezing i've ever heard. i love a woman who looks like she's gonna keel over and die at any minute." yep, that's how shitty i feel today.(and the past couple of days) i wish someone would just put me out of my misery. well, now that you all know my sob story, i'm going home to sit on my ass and watch some movies, very,very sick.

hi everybody. I am so bored. the library is going to kick me out here real soon. so i gotta type fast. I finally got a job, so all i've been doing is working and sitting around on my ass. Loads of fun!!!!! I went out dancing the other night. That was a lot of fun. It was some 80's club. I danced so much my legs are still sore. I think I'm going to make it a regular activity for weekends. It's fun to go out all dressed up like a freak and dance with all the cute girls. uh-oh, here comes "the man" and he doesn't look happy..............later guys.

hello everybody,
I hope everybody had a fun drunken turkey day. Did everybody eat lot's of dead flesh and violate themselves in some strange way? I sure hope so. That's the only way to go about this crazy holiday bullshit. I read your replys in the logs. You guys fucking rock! But anyway, I'm sitting at the library and people are giving me funny looks, so I'll talk to you all later when I can really get in to writing some weird shit for everyone.

hello everybody, I finally got around to writing to you all. I've been busy lately, doing the stuff that i do. Now that I have all my shit situated i have all the time in the world to write some bullshit for everyone to read. What have I been doing with my time? I've looking for a halfass job to support myself while I finish writing my book. If you're interested in the shit i write just e-mail me and i'll keep you updated. It should be done real soon, but anyway, I'll talk to you all another time. bye-bye for now, Marie.