Naturally, darlings, no-one needs that "someone" to make Valentines into a fabulous day. Sod them! Make sure to kiss your mirror for the only person that's sure to be at your deathbed, give yourself some choccy and a secret sweet little wank. It does work out in the end… you shall always have you, yourself and thee to keep you company. Let's celebrate your face, hands, ideas, quirks, all those million curious bacterias, gorgeous blood cells, and fuck knows what else that makes you a fabulous creature that you are. And then [maybe] share it with someone nearly as fabulous as you. But you absolutely don't have to. Love you. Happy Valentines xxx

PS My favourite love song:

I sang it on a London night bus to my friend years back - she is now dying. Spare a little heartbeat for my Koy, please.