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MAY 21, 2011 @ 12:01 AM


Imagine, some religious tossers believe their world ends today. I'll drink to that, good riddance to bad rubbish.

I've been on a major atheism kick lately, after that gorgeous babe Texy sent me God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything by Christopher Hitchens from my wishlist, and am enjoying every godless page of it like hardcore porn for intelligence.

I'm not good with religion. I was brought up catholic, then ditched that kiddy[fiddling] fairytale for the agnostic reason but I'm still incurably in love with the catholic macabre aesthetics... I try to think soberly about magick yet I play with jinxes, curses and moving energy around (it's hard to ditch that which works so well). Now and then I have a crack at Tarot, hoping to discover science in serendipity. I guess I'm rather like a junkie with all this spiritual rubbish: binges following abstinence, benders then rehabs, excess before detox... it's all terrific fun.

But keen as I am to be entertained with this cocktail of Rapture / Judgement Day / End Of The World / Zombie Apocalypse that some deranged sects have spun for us for this afternoon, (and keen to entertain you with it too, as you shall see on FP very shortly), I just can't bring myself to swallow it. I suspect that this particular holy concoction won't amuse me with a heady exuberance, such as shamanistic ritual or chanting the Vishnu can evoke, it will be a true downer with a vicious hangover of embarrassment come tomorrow.

I coulda dressed up as a gypsy and read it in tea leaves that the state of the planet coupled with the state of the fundamentalist minds is reason enough for the whole shithouse to go up in flames any minute now. But the bloody audacity to pull out a date (a date of a lovely spring Saturday!) out of thin air of insanity, while banging that forged mistranslated misinterpreted book of fairytales, what a criminal waste of wood, and of spring.

I'll leave you with some photos soon to show up on the front page, and Richard Dawkins elegantly banging the nail on the head:

"Science knows approximately how, and when, our Earth will end. In about five billion years the sun will run out of hydrogen, which will upset its self-regulating equilibrium; in its death-throes it will swell, and this planet will vaporise. Before that, we can expect, at unpredictable intervals measured in tens of millions of years, bombardment by dangerously large meteors or comets. Any one of these impacts could be catastrophic enough to destroy all life, as the one that killed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago nearly did. In the nearer future, it is pretty likely that human life will become extinct - the fate of almost all species that have ever lived.

In our case, as the distinguished astronomer and former president of the Royal Society Martin Rees has conjectured, extinction is likely to be self-inflicted. Destructive technology becomes more powerful by the decade, and there is an ever-increasing danger that it will fall into the hands of some holy fool (Ian McEwan's memorable phrase) whose 'tradition' glorifies death and longs for the hereafter: a 'tradition' which, not content with forecasting the end of the world, actively seeks to bring it about.

However it happens, the end of the world will be a parochial little affair, unnoticed in the universe at large. The end of the universe itself is a matter of current debate among physicists, a debate that I recommend as providing a salutary, long-term, humbling perspective on human preoccupations and follies."

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MK47

MK47

United Kingdom
March 2005

MAY 21, 2011 12:07 AM

Gd riddance. 4 real/.

Texy

Texy

New Zealand
October 2009

MAY 21, 2011 12:57 AM

You're truly wonderful <3
It's always good to feed the brain. And Im so very excited to
see what you've come up with for Front Page!!

Totem

Totem

I'm lost
December 2008

MAY 21, 2011 01:26 AM

As someone who is soon to be sitting an exam on this wonderful Saturday afternoon you speak of, well a little part of me hopes that the shitty paper I write will never be seen by anyone.
Rapture time

Sevillus

Sevillus

New York, NY
May 2004

MAY 21, 2011 02:10 AM

Mother Teresa sucks cocks in hell.

hodssorrow

hodssorrow

New Zealand
September 2009

MAY 21, 2011 02:28 AM

I was catholic too and more than anything I miss my feelings of pure faith it gave me. Now as a scientist I just feel incredibly jaded. I wish I had been born on the disk where things are much more sensible like the fact that worlds travel through space sitting on the backs of elephants that stand on giant tortoises. The only important questions in such a world was exactly what sex was the tortoise and just where was it going.

PhANT0MaS

PhANT0MaS

Victoria, BC
March 2009

MAY 21, 2011 02:46 AM

"I'm hungry. Let's get a taco" - Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAY 21, 2011 04:36 AM

ugh... so true. but put so elegantly by yourself.
i can't wait to see what FR treat you have in store. kiss

xo

AcidEvangelist

AcidEvangelist

Minneapolis, MN
March 2004

MAY 21, 2011 04:40 AM

I was hoping some religious idiot would leave me his estate this week, but.....no such luck. I will have to resign myself to pointing and mocking those who gave away all their earthly possessions. You think maybe this rapture thing is a big conspiracy cooked up by retailers? Morons give all their shit away, then have to buy new shit. Bravo, Crate and Barrel! Bravo.

Tactical

Tactical

I'm lost
August 2009

MAY 21, 2011 05:02 AM

Ive never been good with religion, especially organized religion, I don't mind faith but it gets to apoint where it is too far.

StarlaStarLove

StarlaStarLove

I'm lost
August 2008

MAY 21, 2011 05:40 AM

haha yep, that wack job is truly nuts... can't believe anyone would really believe this shit.... this guy predicting this BS needs to face up to it! hah! kiss

DrOcculari

DrOcculari

Appleton, WI
June 2005

MAY 21, 2011 06:25 AM

"I'm not good with religion. I was brought up catholic, then ditched that kiddy fairytale for the agnostic reason but I'm still incurably in love with the catholic macabre aesthetics..."
Love this; couldn't agree more.

MobProd

mobprod

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

MAY 21, 2011 07:04 AM

Cheers to that. Reckon I should crawl out of bed to give your set it's proper due on the computer instead of my phone.

mkayal

mkayal

USA
October 2010

MAY 21, 2011 07:16 AM

If it wasn't for all the fun stuff, religion would totally suck, like five months of hell would kick off on a Saturday. Great work on Dead End.

jonnytrrrash7

jonnytrrrash7

Vatican City
February 2004

MAY 21, 2011 07:49 AM

lovely writing, lovely set, as always. the catholic in me refuses to die completely.

brooklynjay

brooklynjay

I'm lost
July 2007

MAY 21, 2011 08:52 AM

I am trying not to feel too much schadenfreude about the whole world failing to blow up on schedule thing. But man. Some of 'em make it pretty hard not to gloat.

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