SuicideGirl: Magpie
suicidegirl

Magpie ? More like hair pie.

I’m private
 
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SuicideGirl: Magpie
SuicideGirl: Magpie
SuicideGirl: Magpie
 

Top ten

Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. guess

films:

  1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  2. O Brother Where Art Thou
  3. Chicago
  4. Overboard
  5. Mermaids
  6. Benny And Joon
  7. House of 1000 Corpses
  8. Devil's Rejects
  9. Thelma and Louise
  10. Stranger Than Fiction

books:

  1. Geek Love
  2. American Gods
  3. Fried Green Tomatoes
  4. Cunt (duh)
  5. The Little Prince
  6. Tuck Everlasting
  7. The Road

tv shows:

  1. Dexter
  2. Roseanne
  3. House
  4. Tim & Eric Awesome Show
  5. Family Guy
  6. Six Feet Under
  7. Gilmore Girls
  8. 30 Rock
  9. Arrested Development
  10. Arrested Development
 

into: laziness

makes me happy: warm feet, fritos on my sammiches, coffee maker sounds.

makes me sad: when the toothpaste falls off the toothbrush before I can get it into my mouth

hobbies: sewing, baking, folding laundry. Lately I have no motivation to really do anything, though.

vices: sugar, people on stilts

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: doing crimes, judging people to make myself feel better

 

occupation: part time lover, full time friend.

current crush: Ellen Page

stats: 5'7", 1million pounds

body mods: cellulite, stretch marks, scars, adult acne.

heroes: Missy E

gets me hot: bluegrass

favorite position: power

fantasy: Christopher Walken reads me bed time stories.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly