hey i was just talking about you last night! seriously!

yes DPT, Cyd, and i are all going to Fetish Con. are you???? say yes yes yes!!!!!!

i swear if your not i am going to start taking donations and stuff to pay for your trip to come visit us! heee heeee.

please let me know when the monkeys fly right out of your ass- THAT would be some shit to see.

and yeah, the worst part about my work is that im on salary, yet i cant call in sick, and i regularly work 12, if not 24, hour days. and get paid shit. awesome, no?

-edited because im a boob and didnt spellcheck my shit

[Edited on Aug 26, 2004 9:50AM]

Sometimes, being in Ohio takes the will to speak from you.

you're the woman of my dreams, I can't wait to see you do it all!

Good plan, skip the fake boobs though, why ruin a great figure.

Yeah Chicago does have worse winter, but its a great lil town.
Dont hate Cleveland though, this really is a good town, lots of character. And fuck, if you can survive here, you can get by anywhere.

speaking of hosting the mtv movie awards, my brothers gonna be part of the opening act this year. in the protest scene, look for a scrawny kid thats about 5'8" and has short, wavy hair. oh, and then he's going to an after party on usher's yaught.

did i mention he's only 17?

so fucking unfair.

if you 'hosted' mtv...and then puked on the 'hosts'...would you be puking on yourself...

i your face guts!!

Now those are some really kick ass goals!! I really like the one about pissing on stage at the VMA's.

Why are you not here?

may all your dreams come true....site will be up for sure by next week, bullshit with the online store delayed it...hope al iis well...

HeHeHe You can always dream can't you?