into: antique wheelchairs. dark forests. crossword puzzles. biting. gorilla suits. mint juleps. asphyxiation.
knuckle tattoos. armadilloes. belly dancing. bicycles. living drug free. daguerrotypes. gloves. gaiters. deformities. entomology. kisses. kink. etymology. sex at all hours of the day. guerilla journalism. guts. gore. curvy girls with glasses. Asian history. hedgehogs. Eastern Europe. libraries. memoirs. skinny boys. metal lunchboxes. Buddy Holly's glasses. oddities. vampires. Noh theater. poisons and antidotes. orchids and lilies. tin robots. surgeries. antique dolls. bull terriers. silent comedies. Southern Gothic literature. thaumaturgy. trespassing. gardening. vegetarian cooking. woodcuts. taking the train. Victorian furniture. Wednesday Addams. volunteer work. yoga. zoology.
not into: sweatpants, fundamentalists, skate shoes, malls, canned tomato sauce, excessive egotism, willful illiteracy.
makes me happy: pink hair, origami, rooftop sex, getting tattooed, vegan jelly beans, random text messages, window seats.
makes me sad: I find anger more interesting than sadness.
hobbies: collecting junk, playing with my 1985 Roland Sampling Workstation, dressing up like fruit, running my dogs and taking belly dance classes.
5 things i can't live without: coffee, coffee, sarcasm, coffee and awesome friends.
vices: red wine, the world wide web, tea cozies, Smurfs toys, art magazines, running with sharp objects, being far less morose than I'm assumed to be.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: being a semi-professional dorkus.
gender: SG
occupation: pin swallower
current crush: Mary Pickford, David Bowie, Mistress Magdalene.
stats: bruised knees and sliced elbows.
body mods: various inked creatures and a few holes in my face.
heroes: Margaret Cho, Chris Anthony, Yohji Yamamoto, Rainer Maria Rilke.
gets me hot: hair pulling, witty insults, superb confidence and a sick sense of humor.
favorite position: Clues can be found below.
fantasy: 1. Going out in a lovely dress, heels, and hat and getting bent over and felt up by someone wearing black leather gloves...yes, there's more, but you don't get to read it.
sign: rules the two valves of the heart
most humbling moment: realizing that even I get sick.
i lost my virginity: but I haven't missed it much.
I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship.
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET: Vegan
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Jazz Cat, Straight Edge, Goth, Punk, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories.