You say tomorrow, tomorrow - but I can only think of today.

Me with a mouthful of fresh kill, made by the talented meltface.

Oh, and thank you, thank you, thank you for all the love you gave to my new set! I was very, very excited to see that it went live and I'm sure that all my great friends more than contributed to that occurence!

The Emerald City Comic Con was also very exciting, not the least because I met a number of very hot SGs - and fans - I'd never seen before. Thanks to all of you members who stopped by to say hello and buy things! A few pictures from the convention are here

LA is going to be seeing more of me next month! Here's a question for you: is a box of small cakes allowed as an airplane carry-on? I need them as an integral prop for my next set...

I need some new clothes, which perhaps I'll find when I'm there. For convenience's sake - and yes, because I'm a penny pinching kid - it seems I spend all my time in some combination of the following: black pants/customized black t-shirt/black stockings/ black slip-on flats/black mini-dress that's starting to pill!

In other news, I

still

don't have a reliable computer at my home. I wouldn't mind so much, but I'm poor and the library is only open when I'm busy working elsewhere. This is a source of incredible frustration to me and it would be ten times worse if I didn't have these to sooth my injured feelings somewhat:







There's tons more at benisadork.com



I want to write much more, about far deeper and more interesting things than robot jokes, but my time at this particular computer is ending and I'll have to leave you with "To be continued."

Sometimes I feel I'm waging a pointless war against personal isolation, and I don't know if my better tendencies will triumph or not.

So it seems my newest set is in member review, and I hope all of you are taking a good look at it.

(I just did - I didn't see many of the photos beforehand - and I received the distinct impression that I need to start doing more rigorous physical activity. Winter brews and healthy helpings of vegan cake have not done any wonders for me. In any case, I've stayed warm through multiple snow flurries!)

Say thanks to the fabulous Zoetica for this set, by the way - she spent the morning crawling around on a dog hair infested floor, taking pictures of ultra-hungover me, just so you could ogle my fantastic ass! Please leave me a comment, dears; I very much want this set officially live!

By the way, I'm super excited about member review - this means, for all of you who felt this set should have been darker, that I'm going to get much scarier for upcoming sets! I was planning to amp it up with fangs, a bit of blood and much more eye shadow for this particular effort, but wasn't sure how well that would be received in regard to trends in sets.

Do you have ideas or requests for particular elements in future sets of mine? I have two in the works right now - so email me!

In the meantime, those of you who live in Washington state can see me stripping out of a pink gorilla suit during this event:



I'll also be in attendance at the Emerald City Comic-Con in Seattle. Don't by shy - let's be nerds together!

And now I suppose I'll leave you with a few photos of me being in LA:

me being a happy tourist

I promise to write more later, but I'm at my night job right now, and I'm sure that Suicidegirls are probably frowned upon here.

Tell me:

What are you listening to these days?

Hi, my dears!

I'll be in LA in a week (with two of my bestest lady friends) and I'm hoping that all you ladies of the southern climes can recommend some do-not-miss, but not-too-popular-yet spots for us to visit in your city.

Recommendations, anyone?

In other news, I'm performing in an upcoming burlesque show under the moniker of Antoinetta, the One-Tailed Wonder. Yes, I've desired a tail since childhood (perhaps I formed too deep an attachment to the Littles - of The Littles Aloft, The Littles at Home, etc.) and I'm finally getting one - at least for one night. But woe betide me - something horribly sadistic is going to happen to my poor little tail in the last act.

Tell me what you're up to this spring!







I've changed so much since you've met me. Tell me, would you know me again? Will you recognize anything?

Today I ate tropical fruit sorbet, walked my pitbull and went to the laundromat.



photo by Kenya Carver, makeup by Robert Makes Faces

Oh, and then I had a few adventures involving:

a penis
a few lengths of rope
a pillow used as an asphyxiation aid
a syringe
those boots
a few other things I refuse to mention

Dear SG kids,

I've been taking a little break, due to unforeseen circumstances. Don't worry, everything's superb - I have pink hair now, I'm living in a little house that looks like a witch's cottage, I'm putting out the first issue of a literary zine and volunteering for my local community radio - but I don't have a laptop anymore (thanks to cheap booze and out-of-control party guests) and no money to get a new one till March. So, my lovelies, my contact with you will be somewhat limited until then.

In other news, I really, REALLY, really need a new set. Anyone agree? Here's how YOU can help:

-point me in the direction of any good Seattle photographers who would enjoy shooting an SG set (I'll be in Seattle Feb. 21-24th, by the way, so let me know if anything amazing is going on!)

-take a look at my Couchsurfer group posting if you're an SG in the LA area and let me know if you want my company for a few days! I think I may have to head in that direction in late March in order to get a set photographed and need a cheap place to crash. (I do make delicious vegan muffins).

Oh, and if you're in my area, you need to come to THIS:

For now, I'll play dress-up:



Tell me: What's your favorite fantasy outfit?

Portland, here I come!

I'm horrid at updating, but I'll be back with some new photos and amusing anecdotes very soon.

Thanks so much to the person who sent me Doris Kloster's Demimonde! My wishlist doesn't show who actually purchased the gift, but whoever you are...thank you, thank you, thank you! You made my day, which was beginning rather crappily.

Here's a question for you: If you were a doll, what three accessories would accompany you?

My answer: Red lipstick, a tiny book, and a miniature hatchet.

It's my birthday today, lovelies.

And I think it's going to be tons better than last year!

Now if only I get my three wishes...

Camille Rose Garcia's new art book. I'll sleep with it under my pillow!



Variations on the theme were encouraged, but I really could use myself a dependable road bike.



It wouldn't be my birthday without evil of some sort!

I'll post more soon. Right now I need to get dressed and put my eyebrows on. Have a lovely day, all of you!

Mundane Trivia

On this date in 1892, Lizzie Borden's parents were found murdered.
In 1944, Anne Frank and her family were arrested by the Gestapo.
In 1873, George Armstrong Custer and the 7th Calvary were wiped out in the battle of Little Bighorn.

Hello, all my little nublets - I haven't told you any new stories of my life in so long. I'm sorry to be such a horrid lurker, but I find my time consumed by other pursuits, such as extreme depravity, general mayhem, and devouring babies.

Except these ones. They were far too adorable.



And speaking of babies, here is a bizarre learning aid I happened to come across today:

All juvenile humor aside, I've been having a very busy few weeks. I spent 6 days in Seattle, Olympia and Portland visiting old friends,

drinking too much

hiking in the green forests of the West Coast, (no pictures, we were too entranced by nature . Only not really, I just need a new camera)

and attending a few shows.

Also, I hung out with
Silencia again briefly and got to meet Pistolita for the first time! They're both lovely, amazing ladies and oh-so-cute! I'd like to make SG dolls, but I guarantee that no doll could be as adorable as the real live ladies!

Goregon Massacre Fest was, or course, a great deal of fun. Black Market Fetus, Superbad, Exhausted Prayer, and Butcher ABC were the highlights of the weekend for me. My phone was smashed to pieces during Ghoul's set and things got drunk and slightly embarrassing at an afterparty with Funerot, but I had a lovely trip.

A few chills and thrills since, including my repeatedly crashed '80s dance party,

local activism .fellow protesters at a community forum on gang violence which waspresided over by the US attorney general

a new issue of regional alternative paper The Finger and more importantly, 17 arrests and a lot of conflict in my current community regarding protests against local police brutality. Please find more info and links here.

I'd have more to say, but my Internet connection is faulty. For now, here's my grumpy, pox-scabbed mug and a smidgin of semi-entertaining information. In the meantime, visit my Crackspace. and say "hello" there, too.


Mundane Madeleine Trivia

When it gets very hot outside, I like eating popsicles in the shower.