SuicideGirl: Machete
suicidegirl

Machete Gots Nothing But Love

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SuicideGirl: Machete
SuicideGirl: Machete
SuicideGirl: Machete
 

bands:

  1. Comeback Kid
  2. The Sleeping
  3. Cancer Bats
  4. Lucero
  5. Chiodos
  6. Johnny Cash
  7. Against Me!
  8. Alkaline Trio
  9. Further North
  10. The Yeah Yeah Yeah's

films:

  1. Dumb and Dumber
  2. Black Sheep
  3. Tommy Boy
  4. Grandma's Boy
  5. Marie Antoinette
  6. Blow
  7. Charlotte's Web
  8. The Break-Up
  9. The Goonies
  10. The Corpse Bride

books:

  1. Charlotte's Web
  2. The Hidden Diary of Marie Antoinette
  3. The Other Boleyn Girl
  4. The count of Monte Cristo
  5. Tales From the 1001 Nights
  6. Carma Sutra
  7. Alice in Wonderland
  8. A passage to India
  9. The Complete Book of Japanese Cooking
  10. Entertain

tv shows:

  1. The First 48
  2. The Cooking Channel
  3. Dexter
 

into: shows, music, dancing around in the car, drinking beer, cooking, elephants ( for their big trunks), art, sext messaging, carne asada tacos.

not into: SIDEKICKS!, kraft cheese singles, the Beatles, pork, bouncers that take away your fake ID, really expensive clothes, The Fully Down, getting peed on in the shower,

makes me happy: san fran.. i wanna move back soo bad.. the west coast is my true love..

makes me sad: when i run out of beer/cigs.

hobbies: masturbating, cooking, drawing, belly dancing, and sex.

5 things i can't live without: oreos, earl grey tea, monkey, conditioner, and oscar.

vices: smoking, pot, drinking and tattoos.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: being a big dork and telling really bad perverted jokes.

 

gender: SG

occupation: Chef

current crush: im not a player i just crush alot

body mods: that shit changes so frequently i couldnt tell ya..

gets me hot: being dominated.

favorite position: i belly dance.. so riding top for sure.

fantasy: stripping in a bath tub full of earl grey creme brulee.

most humbling moment: when i get up in the morning and take the biggest piss of my life.

i lost my virginity: do i have to tell the truth?

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Friendship.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.