so again i will have to apologize for my crazy speratic apperances on the site. life has been a little crazy for me.. quite a bit of ups and downs for the last 7 months but thank goodness i think things will be getting better here very soon.
not quite sure if i want to let the cat out of the bag, but there are two big suprises that will be happening. so be prepared for those.. i will be letting everyone know here shortly.

i love you all... and i miss my sg ladies and my sg members!!!

bluh bluh bluh.... nothing but text books and crazy herbal recipes and formulas.. i love it im learning alot, i just need more of a social life.

but on good news if you havent already you need to check out the multi set with bob... shes hot.... i got turned on... and after shooting i def playing with boobies,,,.. haha...

i will be back on when i have more time and do a new photo slide show for you all.. i know it has been forever. so soon my lovies, soon.

xoxo,
machete

finally starting to feel better. my first couple days in jersey were filled with only sleep. got some sort of cold with a terrible fever. but now i got to pull it together i got tonight and tomorrow of work at stiletto's in nanuet NY. so everyone in the tri-state area come and show me some love on the east coast dancing!!! and then two full days of brooklyn... i cant wait!! i miss that lady so much!!

also i started a twitter for shits and giggles. i dont really understand the concept of it, but i thought it would be funny to start one and talk about my poop alot. so basically im just "tweeting" everytime i poop or think i might go poop.

http://twitter.com/Machetesuicide

so if your a fag like me and do this shit( no pun intended) follow me and know when i look 3 pounds lighter.

p.s.
cant wait!! one more week till i get my new tattoo!! been waiting so long! god i love the east coast so much more than the west.. never thought i would say that... but i do.

bad attitude.what do i do to cheer myself up... get my nails did and my hair done...

AAANNNNDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

i got my shit set up for my half sleeve bitches! yup gotta hit my man Mr. Kohn up while im in the dirty jers. not giving away any hints. you all have to wait to see what i end up doing...... whhaaahhahasaahahhaaaa

SUCK MY TRIANGLE BITCHES!

p.s. dont know where this is coming from.. im super bored... and have had way to much coffee today.... i need my own reality show...

first off... all guys that try and date me can SUCK MY DICK!!!!!

on a better note... east coast here i come!! and i'm pretty sure i will be staying for longer than a week which was planned.. man i cant wait... i really think i was meant for the east.... i have now come to realize that besides a handful of people IT CAN SUCK MY DICK TOO!!!


now i really wish i had a dick so that this would all be possible!...lol...

stay tuned.. im sure some random goofy pics will be posted as the trip goes along. i think everyone had been missing machete blurbs of boredom in life... like poop faces and stuff...

anyways its going to be great

also.. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT LEFT AMAZING COMMENTS ON MY NEW SET!!

but not that i have an issue with this at all i just thought i would let everyone know im not jewish.... lol... i just love the jews...

i have been having a serious problem with these songs to dance to at work.
listen and think of me naked doing poll tricks.


since my new club doesnt allow me to dance to my regular music... SUCKS!! i have had to at least try and find some music that i actually like that isnt nickleback.... again SUCKS!!!!!
so this is my official stoner music to dance to at work.... cuz of course back in oregon i got to go back to my smoking roots.. hehe... and its the only way i can handle this shitty club with drunk assholes everywhere.

Yay! I finally have a new set in member review! Check it out! I love this set the most of my sets because I feel like it shows off how much I really smile and how much fun I have while I shoot sets with Brooklyn. We're Team Brookchete!

Machete -- sex kitten



Brooklyn and I shot this while we were road tripping in California last week. SG Trivia: Brooklyn, Bob and I all slept in that bed the night before the shoot! Doesn't that make your head explode? wink.

i am waiting on a shipment of posters as we speak. their 12x18 i will only be doing a limited number of them so try to PM with you details so i can make sure you all get one.. all will be personally signed and if you want a hand written message by me.

but the best part... THEIR ONLY TEN BUCKS!!!


get on this deal!!!!

so its got to be my luck.. i go back to my hometown thinking.. yay... i get to hang with old friends. have fun. drink. party with people that were suppose to be my friends.. and then.. with my amazing luck when i think everything is going good and i get to go dramarama free for awhile.. nope i got 2 days before it started...

i hate fucking fake people right now.... why dont people just say how they feel upfront and not behind your back.. its like a type of coward that makes me want to punch people in the face...

oh well at least i get to go and float the river today with the ladies.. that i know will be fun...