PICS
EVERYONE! go check out the beautiful set i have up in member review right now i shot with Brooklyn!
please give this set some outrageous love because i love you all!!
please give this set some outrageous love because i love you all!!
new blog update. i have been very bad this year in not keeping up with these at all.
first off im ready for fall. also ready for winter and the year to be over. 2010 will not be going into my record books for sure. on the other hand it might for getting me back into my drinking phase. i have been doing alot more of that than i have in the last 3 years.
as per usual instead of telling about them i just show my snap shots so you can assume the story yourself.
here is my documented drunkness.
and then hang over pictures... these are always fun...
on a sweeter note i did work the comic book convention at the sg booth the very beginning of the month. i had a blast with all the girls i met and with the fans. here was the hightlight of the weekend.
secondly i will be also taking my drivers test for the first time ever in my life. so wish me luck! i need this bad
and as a going away video for the fuck of it, my good friends in " the speak easy " band decided to take me along for a mini weekend tour. this is what happens when i get bored during the car ride and have broke as fuck dudes that will do anything for money around me. enjoy!
rubs and tugs,
machete
first off im ready for fall. also ready for winter and the year to be over. 2010 will not be going into my record books for sure. on the other hand it might for getting me back into my drinking phase. i have been doing alot more of that than i have in the last 3 years.
as per usual instead of telling about them i just show my snap shots so you can assume the story yourself.
here is my documented drunkness.
and then hang over pictures... these are always fun...
on a sweeter note i did work the comic book convention at the sg booth the very beginning of the month. i had a blast with all the girls i met and with the fans. here was the hightlight of the weekend.
secondly i will be also taking my drivers test for the first time ever in my life. so wish me luck! i need this bad
and as a going away video for the fuck of it, my good friends in " the speak easy " band decided to take me along for a mini weekend tour. this is what happens when i get bored during the car ride and have broke as fuck dudes that will do anything for money around me. enjoy!
rubs and tugs,
machete
aaannnnddd im late agaian on keeping everyone up to date on my crazy life.
first off lets start with the basics. im in the process of starting a online stationary store. so keep your eyes open for that it will be called " The Machete Shoppe". secondly i have started taking vocal lessons. apparently i had this talent i didnt know about. well so my friends tell me im assuming to be nice and last bit not least i will also be starting guitar lessons next week. and the best part of all of this is that yesterday i finally went and took my NJ drivers permit test... AND PASSED! so in 3 months i will be for the first time in my life an actual licensed driver. and for everything in between i had been busting my ass at work alot in anticipation for my two best friends from oregon to fly out and visit me here on the east coast. lets just say it was a complete blast. here is as follows... just some tips to keep you up with the overload of pics and videos.
1. we drank ALOT, well i did anyways.
2. seaside, jersey shore baby..
3. drunken home made slip in slide.
4. drunken karaoke. enough said.
5. drunken nights at work.
6. shake a face, blow a face
enjoy.........
p.s. add me on twitter i have a war going with a douchbag of a kid right now on the amount of followers so far im losing. if you do i wll make sure i will post sexy stripper posts on a regular. just do it. i have a hundred bucks to lose if you dont. paaallleeeaaasseee!!!!
twitter.com/machetesuicide
will all of my love and a little rub an tug,
machete
first off lets start with the basics. im in the process of starting a online stationary store. so keep your eyes open for that it will be called " The Machete Shoppe". secondly i have started taking vocal lessons. apparently i had this talent i didnt know about. well so my friends tell me im assuming to be nice and last bit not least i will also be starting guitar lessons next week. and the best part of all of this is that yesterday i finally went and took my NJ drivers permit test... AND PASSED! so in 3 months i will be for the first time in my life an actual licensed driver. and for everything in between i had been busting my ass at work alot in anticipation for my two best friends from oregon to fly out and visit me here on the east coast. lets just say it was a complete blast. here is as follows... just some tips to keep you up with the overload of pics and videos.
1. we drank ALOT, well i did anyways.
2. seaside, jersey shore baby..
3. drunken home made slip in slide.
4. drunken karaoke. enough said.
5. drunken nights at work.
6. shake a face, blow a face
enjoy.........
p.s. add me on twitter i have a war going with a douchbag of a kid right now on the amount of followers so far im losing. if you do i wll make sure i will post sexy stripper posts on a regular. just do it. i have a hundred bucks to lose if you dont. paaallleeeaaasseee!!!!
twitter.com/machetesuicide
will all of my love and a little rub an tug,
machete
new post update..
i figured since i have been a slacker and havent been on the site as much as i usually am i would do another photo update.
drum roll please....... introducing the newest member of the family...
Jerome!!!
i am hopefully soon getting him another playmate in turn who has already been named.. Leroy Brown!
this will be amazing.
fun pics of mr. sebastian
and he has found a new way of saying i love you mom...
i also had an amazing accident at work a bit ago. thank you douche bag for slammin a chair down on my toe.. asshole only gave me 20 bucks for the lose of my toenail.. i seem to think its worth alot more than that.. jut my opinion though..
now for the the amazingly famous machete fuck around pics..
starring.. machete... being a dork.. which is usually all of the time.
( i would like to point out these arr my fart faces.. either from my own or my dogs.. both are pretty lethal.)
have a great day everyone.
xoxo,
machete
i figured since i have been a slacker and havent been on the site as much as i usually am i would do another photo update.
drum roll please....... introducing the newest member of the family...
Jerome!!!
i am hopefully soon getting him another playmate in turn who has already been named.. Leroy Brown!
this will be amazing.
fun pics of mr. sebastian
and he has found a new way of saying i love you mom...
i also had an amazing accident at work a bit ago. thank you douche bag for slammin a chair down on my toe.. asshole only gave me 20 bucks for the lose of my toenail.. i seem to think its worth alot more than that.. jut my opinion though..
now for the the amazingly famous machete fuck around pics..
starring.. machete... being a dork.. which is usually all of the time.
( i would like to point out these arr my fart faces.. either from my own or my dogs.. both are pretty lethal.)
have a great day everyone.
xoxo,
machete
HELLO MY LOVES IN SG LAND!
First off to all the awesome people that have went and left some of the most amazing comments so far on my set in member review.. all of you are really the best!
if you havent checked it out yet go get down it
Disco Glam
and this part may sound odd but ill explain.. so as everyone one knows i dance for work. well i have a creep on the site that is a frequent customer at my club. so finally after time and time again avoiding him at the club it has come to my attention that he has been on reading all of my blogs. even the sensitive ones and trying to talk to me about it. so this is for the creep at the club. STOP TALKING TO ME AT THE CLUB, I DONT LIKE YOU MICHAEL!
alright sorry everyone for that.. i know i have been alitte absent here on the site. but i will try to post more blogs with my usual goofy sense of humor.
again thanks to all the comments everyone has left so far.
and thank you to the amazing Brooklyn for her amazing work and being one of the sweetest people i know. only she would text and call just to make sure i was recovering well from the horrible case of stomach flu i had recently. i love you doll!
make out kisses!
Machete
First off to all the awesome people that have went and left some of the most amazing comments so far on my set in member review.. all of you are really the best!
if you havent checked it out yet go get down it
Disco Glam
and this part may sound odd but ill explain.. so as everyone one knows i dance for work. well i have a creep on the site that is a frequent customer at my club. so finally after time and time again avoiding him at the club it has come to my attention that he has been on reading all of my blogs. even the sensitive ones and trying to talk to me about it. so this is for the creep at the club. STOP TALKING TO ME AT THE CLUB, I DONT LIKE YOU MICHAEL!
alright sorry everyone for that.. i know i have been alitte absent here on the site. but i will try to post more blogs with my usual goofy sense of humor.
again thanks to all the comments everyone has left so far.
and thank you to the amazing Brooklyn for her amazing work and being one of the sweetest people i know. only she would text and call just to make sure i was recovering well from the horrible case of stomach flu i had recently. i love you doll!
make out kisses!
Machete
i just got one of the nicest messages this week from an old friend from high school. we had lived together, spent almost every waking moment together, and we just lived together. the messgaes i got from her went on to tell me how awesome our friendship was and how i let her be herself, be a dork, and have the confidence to just act silly and not care about what other people thought. and being in a small town in oregon that says alot mainly in high school.. haha. when i read the message i had almost cried... i never realized how i influenced people in such a postive way.
this was us.. my idea to dress up ( i was drunk of course ) and go crash a party at my friends house that had a bunch of "popular" girls there.. i thought it was funny to see their faces when they saw what i was wearing.
oh ya you cant see what we also had huge giant old 80's snow boots on that looked a bit like rainbow brites shoes. haha
this was us.. my idea to dress up ( i was drunk of course ) and go crash a party at my friends house that had a bunch of "popular" girls there.. i thought it was funny to see their faces when they saw what i was wearing.
oh ya you cant see what we also had huge giant old 80's snow boots on that looked a bit like rainbow brites shoes. haha
first off i would like to say that colds fucking sucK!!!!
i have had this cold for ever now.. it seems to start going away and then i wake up and its back full blown again... its horrible.. i hate being sick..
second off i would like to thank everyone for the awesome comments on the new set.. i loved it and i love all of you!!
and i guess to finally tell the big suprise..which i have been waiting for for awhile now...havent really quite sure known how to tell everyone... but i guess now is a better time than ever...
soooo.....come july of this coming up year... i will be expecting a brand new little one into my family...
eeekkkk... its out.. havent told much of anyone yet... it came as a big suprise... and no pics yet.. but here in a couple of weeks im sure i will have some for you all...
so on that note i will be wishing everyone a very happy new year.. and please do some extra drinking for me tomorrow night since i will be sipping on some of that ever yummy sparkling apple cider watching all my friends get drunk as hell.. haha so i love you all and look forward to starting a brand new year on SG with everyone!!!!
Machete
i have had this cold for ever now.. it seems to start going away and then i wake up and its back full blown again... its horrible.. i hate being sick..
second off i would like to thank everyone for the awesome comments on the new set.. i loved it and i love all of you!!
and i guess to finally tell the big suprise..which i have been waiting for for awhile now...havent really quite sure known how to tell everyone... but i guess now is a better time than ever...
soooo.....come july of this coming up year... i will be expecting a brand new little one into my family...
eeekkkk... its out.. havent told much of anyone yet... it came as a big suprise... and no pics yet.. but here in a couple of weeks im sure i will have some for you all...
so on that note i will be wishing everyone a very happy new year.. and please do some extra drinking for me tomorrow night since i will be sipping on some of that ever yummy sparkling apple cider watching all my friends get drunk as hell.. haha so i love you all and look forward to starting a brand new year on SG with everyone!!!!
Machete
