Hello lovers.
Usually, I am the blog Queen, but I have been terrible at it as of late. I'm sorry!
I feel like there are not enough hours in the day, and the rate at which time is passing is accelerating...
My mother always told me this was how it would be.
I work too much, I travel alot, my projects, and chores seem to be never ending.
There is always some sort of family drama a brewin'....sigh

My Christmas was shit. Hopefully your Holidays fared better.
The only upside to my Christmas was spending it with my beloved 13 year old Labrador, Samantha.


KiKi

My friends from Welland got some new kitties, 1/2 Persian & 1/2 Himalayan
Lily:

And Herman:



Dreadlocks are awesome cat toys!


....oooh man, "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" just started playing at my shop...amazing. Oh, how I love Bloodhound Gang.

anyhoo....back to Kittehs..


I'm an avid snowboarder, and I have only been once so far this season....very mild Winter until just now...but once my 5x7 pass kicks in, in January, I'll be on the mountain every free day.
Until then, playing in the snow will have to suffice...

Gage looks ridiculous here..


Archie climbing a crazy rope....uh...thing.







The first snow angel of the year!!!!

Dane attempting to snowboard on flat ground....


BINGO!!!

Oh! just bought 3 of these rad 'chiefs...

What else...oh! did anyone else have rad Christmas sweaters?!?

Cause we sire fuckin' did!

And for everyone in Toronto! Come to The Courthouse on Jan.29th! SG night!!
-Go-Go dancing
-Live Tattooing by Dane
-DVD signing/sales!
...just come and party with your favorite local girls!


Bye for now!

Happy New Years everyone!
I'll be sure to post about my drunken rampage next year!

1961
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“For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence–on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. It is a system which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations. Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried, not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed”
-J.F.K
Sadly, today, it is no longer an opposition, it is our reality.

1991
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“We are grateful to the Washington Post, The New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. . . . It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subjected to the lights of publicity during those years. But, the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries.”
-David Rockefeller

“There is an event coming in the very near-term future that is going to effect the USA to its very soul,” former Kansas State Trooper Greg Everson of The Heartland USA and former host of Republic Broadcasting “Voices from the Heartland” told host Steve Quayle in a special two hour “Survive 2 Thrive” broadcast Thursday.

“What is being planned and what is coming together is a perfect storm brewing right over our heads.” Everson cited verifiable information confirmed by an active duty US Air Force Colonel, three chiefs of Police, a local Sheriff, State Troopers in 3 neighboring Midwest states and a Federal agent he has known for twenty years.
“There is being made an effort to bring together the Armed Forces of this Nation in preparation for responding to and acting against the interests of our Citizens,” Everson said. Such efforts include actions that will be so deep and penetrating that the United States will never be the same. Everson explained that the deteriorating economy combined with Federal Reserve theft of trillions unaccounted for has had a devastating effect on Americans who had have enough and the US Military expects will respond by defending what little they have left.

Fall of the Republic

Live free or die.

Well, I'm back to the grind after my fabulous trip to Columbus for the SG Hallowe'en party @ Carabar...
I was a drowned lady, and Dane was...err...something unexplicable..

Archie was a really cute Tank Girl


Drink tickets!!! Wooo!


Frolic (Max) and Radeo (dinosaur)

Love my Columbus buddies!
Acey and Radeo

Renna and MattA (Daphne & Fred)


Acey, Frolic, and Patton

Dane-thing will eat your soul!!!!


My costume was surprisingly tolerable for the amount of stuff/fuss


AlissaBrunelli and Durb were Jay, and Silent Bob!!

King and her hubby OLD GREG!

Sparkley


Sunshine

Giant female reproductive organs?!!?

...that so happened to smash everyone in the party right in the face with his ovary!



Doctor looked amazing!



Coach mattnesler!!!





Bunni was a rape victim






Alissa's new puppy Naboo




Oh yeah, that Baptized in Blood show I went to:




OH YES! Last, but not least, my new set Dark Mother in MR, give me some love! I'd love to see this seasonal set live! and also make it a tradition to have an epic outdoor shoot every Autumn!




Oooo! Going to Cleveland this week-end for a photo shoot!
I can't wait!

Have a very happy All Hallow's Eve, my little Halloweenies!

I will be sure to have a drunken, molestin' rampage in another country for you!

So, about last week...that metal-filled, booze-fueled, moshin', magical mystery tour:
First we saw 3 inches of Blood, and the Saviours @ Call the Office on Tuesday

I bought a gnarly 3 Inches scarf, and some vinyl to play on Archie's record player
Saviours were rad, love these dudes!

On Thursday we saw High on Fire, and Converge @ the London Music Hall
Matt Pike



Turk:




Jacob Bannon & Axe to Fall
All the pictures I took of them looked like strange transient soul warping...


Worms will feed (cut off at the end, cause my camera crapped out )



After the show we went for beers @ The Poacher's Arms, and lo and behold, High on Fire walks in the door!
We had the awesome opportunity to drink within 5 feet of these guys all night!
I did a crazy power-slide down a 20ft railing landing with the double fist pump-high-kick combo infront of everyone, it was tight.
I also, finally, had the opportunity to shake hands, and meet eye to eye with Matt Pike.
(between you and I, I was staring at him like a perv all night, and he seemed to reciprocate)
Just as soon as we got to talking, Dane busted in and cock-blocked Matt Pike
What a guy! He'll never live it down...COME BACK MATT PIIIIIIKE!
O.K. back to the chain of events...
Friday was High on Fire, Converge, Mastodon, and Dethklok in Toronto.
An amazing performance by all involved, I do not have any pictures, for I was in the pit the entire time smashing people in the face with my 10lbs of raspy hair.
P.S. last Friday was Archie's birthday! and when they played the birthday/Deathday song I went fucking wild.
Mastodon was incredible, they put on quite a show. I was crowd surfing, and at one point and lost my favorite bandanna, and one of my wooden curl earrings! Somehow, 2 mosh-pits later, some dude came up to me having found my beloved earring! I jumped right onto him, legs in the air, and all.
We got a room in Toronto, and stayed the night.

Saturday was our annual Hallowe'en party, I had a fabulous idea for a costume, it had been brewing in my mind for almost 1 year. But you'll just have to wait and see after this week-end's party in Columbus!
Archie, Dane, and I drank, and danced until 3:33am!

Sunday was GWAR, and Lamb of God @ the John Labatt Centre.




They ripped the face off of Obama again!


There was a dude in the pit the whole time that was in a wheel chair, he was right in there smashing people, getting knocked over, poppin' wheelies....it was great, we definitely high-fived after LoG.
LoG even gave a shout out to him after the show!

My neck was in severe pain at this point, but I couldn't help but go crazy in the pit for Lamb of God.
The music just compels me to move...and by move, I mean stomp around in exposed steel toe boots and a wife beater, headbanging, kicking people, jumping headlong into crowds, pushing people standing on the outskirts into the middle of the pit, running in circles, and shrieking like a banshee whilst while doing the "metal claw hand" do you feel me?




They did "the Wall" which, for those of you that do not know, is everyone lining up on either side of the pit, and then, at the band's cue, running headlong into eachother from opposite sides!
Quite the crowd-bonding experience! I then circled around and high-jumped onto 5 people trying hide out of the way
After the show my neck was severely damaged, and I was nauseous from the pain for days...for the first time in my life, a string of metal shows has me feeling like an old granny with a bum neck...here I am 5 days later, still cringing from the pain, and complaining every 10 minutes to my co-workers.

On a happier note, Archie and I threw on Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, and carved pumpkins!




My pumpkin's name is McDeath (bottom)



Spooky dobies! Poor Gage and his cone~town


BREAKING NEWS!!!
Dane tattooed the side of Archie's head the other day!!!
WOOOOOOOO!
cut them shits off!




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BAD. ASS.
So jealous! Makes me want to tattoo my head! Well, I am, but not for a while...whenever I decide to cut my dreads off, get lice, or set on fire...it'll happen!
And, oh yes, it will be all encompassing.
Time for a nappy...

we celebrated the day after when Archie didn't have a huge pad on her head.



I miss my Tita!!! Come Baaaaack!


Go give her some lovin' on her, and Cherry's, fabulous set in MR right now!
West Coast



It is just so beautiful, and dreamlike, this just needs to go live! And by the power of Odin it will!

My doggies are swell, and rowdy, as per usual...

Here's a day in the life of Miss LuLu!




I found a dog sitter for Hallowe'en!!
SCORE!!!! This means we are all clear for C-bus tomorrow!!!
I cannot wait to see all of my good friends! Squee!
We will be leaving after, you guessed it, another metal show!!! Tonight in St.Thomas...
I never learn...but C'mon it's BAPTIZED IN BLOOD!!!
Well that's about it, I'm out!
Rock the fuck on people, rock the fuck on.

~*inhales deeply*~ ahhhh...fall is is the air, the trees are turning...those damned black squirrels are making a mess in my backyard eating black walnuts...
I love this season...

More so, I love what is happening this week!
-3 Inches of Blood tonight @ CTO
-High on Fire & Converge Thursday @ London Music Hall
-Mastodon $ Dethklok on Friday/ Archie's birthday!!!
-Epic Hallowe'en party on Satrurday!
-Lamb of God on Sunday!!!

THIS WEEK FUCKING SLAYS!!!!

OH! And next week, Columbus Hallowe'en party!!!!
I'll make up for this drab blog with an epic update after all the mosh-pittin', and partyin'!!

History Unfolding
David Kaiser
Infowars
October 17, 2009

I am a student of history. Professionally, I have written 15 books on history that have been published in six languages, and I have studied history all my life. I have come to think there is something monumentally large afoot, and I do not believe it is simply a banking crisis, or a mortgage crisis, or a credit crisis. Yes these exist, but they are merely single facets on a very large gemstone that is only now coming into a sharper focus.

We have elected a man that no one really knows anything about, who has never run so much as a Dairy Queen, let alone a town as big as Wasilla, Alaska.

Something of historic proportions is happening. I can sense it because I know how it feels, smells, what it looks like, and how people react to it. Yes, a perfect storm may be brewing, but there is something happening within our country that has been evolving for about ten to fifteen years. The pace has dramatically quickened in the past two.

We demand and then codify into law the requirement that our banks make massive loans to people we know they can never pay back? Why?

We learned just days ago that the Federal Reserve, which has little or no real oversight by anyone, has “loaned” two trillion dollars (that is $2,000,000,000,000) over the past few months, but will not tell us to whom or why or disclose the terms. That is our money. Yours and mine. And that is three times the $700 billion we all argued about so strenuously just this past September. Who has this money? Why do they have it? Why are the terms unavailable to us? Who asked for it? Who authorized it? I thought this was a government of “we the people,” who loaned our powers to our elected leaders. Apparently not.

We have spent two or more decades intentionally de-industrializing our economy.. Why?

We have intentionally dumbed down our schools, ignored our history, and no longer teach our founding documents, why we are exceptional, and why we are worth preserving. Students by and large cannot write, think critically, read, or articulate. Parents are not revolting, teachers are not picketing, school boards continue to back mediocrity.. Why?

We have now established the precedent of protesting every close election (violently in California over a proposition that is so controversial that it simply wants marriage to remain defined as between one man and one woman. Did you ever think such a thing possible just a decade ago?) We have corrupted our sacred political process by allowing unelected judges to write laws that radically change our way of life, and then mainstream Marxist groups like ACORN and others to turn our voting system into a banana republic. To what purpose?

Now our mortgage industry is collapsing, housing prices are in free fall, major industries are failing, our banking system is on the verge of collapse, social security is nearly bankrupt, as is Medicare and our entire government. Our education system is worse than a joke (I teach college and I know precisely what I am talking about) – the list is staggering in its length, breadth, and depth.. It is potentially 1929 x ten…And we are at war with an enemy we cannot even name for fear of offending people of the same religion, who, in turn, cannot wait to slit the throats of your children if they have the opportunity to do so.

And finally, we have elected a man that no one really knows anything about, who has never run so much as a Dairy Queen, let alone a town as big as Wasilla, Alaska. All of his associations and alliances are with real radicals in their chosen fields of employment, and everything we learn about him, drip by drip, is unsettling if not downright scary (Surely you have heard him speak about his idea to create and fund a mandatory civilian defense force stronger than our military for use inside our borders? No? Oh, of course. The media would never play that for you over and over and then demand he answer it. Sarah Palin’s pregnant daughter and $150,000 wardrobe are more important.)

Mr. Obama’s winning platform can be boiled down to one word: Change. Why?

I have never been so afraid for my country and for my children as I am now.

This man campaigned on bringing people together, something he has never, ever done in his professional life In my assessment, Obama will divide us along philosophical lines, push us apart, and then try to realign the pieces into a new and different power structure. Change is indeed coming. And when it comes, you will never see the same nation again.

And that is only the beginning..

As a serious student of history, I thought I would never come to experience what the ordinary, moral German must have felt in the mid-1930s In those times, the “savior” was a former smooth-talking rabble-rouser from the streets, about whom the average German knew next to nothing. What they should have known was that he was associated with groups that shouted, shoved, and pushed around people with whom they disagreed; he edged his way onto the political stage through great oratory. Conservative “losers” read it right now.

And there were the promises. Economic times were tough, people were losing jobs, and he was a great speaker. And he smiled and frowned and waved a lot. And people, even newspapers, were afraid to speak out for fear that his “brown shirts” would bully and beat them into submission. Which they did – regularly. And then, he was duly elected to office, while a full-throttled economic crisis bloomed at hand – the Great Depression. Slowly, but surely he seized the controls of government power, person by person, department by department, bureaucracy by bureaucracy. The children of German citizens were at first, encouraged to join a Youth Movement in his name where they were taught exactly what to think. Later, they were required to do so. No Jews of course,

How did he get people on his side? He did it by promising jobs to the jobless, money to the money-less, and rewards for the military-industrial complex. He did it by indoctrinating the children, advocating gun control, health care for all, better wages, better jobs, and promising to re-instill pride once again in the country, across Europe, and across the world. He did it with a compliant media – did you know that? And he did this all in the name of justice and ……. change And the people surely got what they voted for.

If you think I am exaggerating, look it up. It’s all there in the history books.

So read your history books. Many people of conscience objected in 1933 and were shouted down, called names, laughed at, and ridiculed. When Winston Churchill pointed out the obvious in the late 1930s while seated in the House of Lords in England (he was not yet Prime Minister), he was booed into his seat and called a crazy troublemaker. He was right, though. And the world came to regret that he was not listened to.

Do not forget that Germany was the most educated, the most cultured country in Europe. It was full of music, art, museums, hospitals, laboratories, and universities. And yet, in less than six years (a shorter time span than just two terms of the U. S. presidency) it was rounding up its own citizens, killing others, abrogating its laws, turning children against parents, and neighbors against neighbors. All with the best of intentions, of course. The road to Hell is paved with them.

As a practical thinker, one not overly prone to emotional decisions, I have a choice: I can either believe what the objective pieces of evidence tell me (even if they make me cringe with disgust); I can believe what history is shouting to me from across the chasm of seven decades; or I can hope I am wrong by closing my eyes, having another latte, and ignoring what is transpiring around me..

I choose to believe the evidence. No doubt some people will scoff at me, others laugh, or think I am foolish, naive, or both. To some degree, perhaps I am. But I have never been afraid to look people in the eye and tell them exactly what I believe — and why I believe it.

I pray I am wrong. I do not think I am. Perhaps the only hope is our vote in the next elections.

*David Kaiser is a respected historian whose published works have covered a broad range of topics, from European Warfare to American League Baseball.

O.K. SG~land time to redeem myself!
I have salvaged some photos from the last few months!
So, FanExpo in Toronto!

Agy, Dixon, Renna, and myself.

It was insane this year! I was so busy, I hardly got to take photos!!


Did you see those pit-stains? Holy fuck, I'm classy...

Ptttttthhhht

Archie's gone mad!!

Agy pokin' a mangled lady...

Dixon and I getting cozy with a creep...


And the guest of Honor was Bruce Campbell
I got to meet him for the 2nd time!


This one is my fav


Renna and I were perving beside Bruce for so long, he looked over and said " What are you ladies doing over there?" to which we replied, "Nuthin" coyly twisting our feet and giggling...
He then looked over a moment later, smiling devilishly, "I'm going to have to call Security on you ladies"
Then we got all hot, and bothered....our faces went bright red, and I literally had to fan myself for 5 minutes...it was classic swooning to a T.
One of the fucking best memories of my freaking LIFE!
After this of course:


The after parties were great, we were the hottest ladies around...
We got to hang out with Udo Kier at the first one:

This man is awe-inspiring...
Right as he was supposed to announce the winner of the costume party, he walks up to the mic:
"Alright!!, the winner tonight is.....Jagermeister!!!!!!!!"
He slams a HUGE glass of it, and the crowd goes wild!
Too. Fucking. Right.

Silly hat party!!! WOOOOO!
I cut a hole in my luchadore mask so I could wear it again!





We definitely need to have more of these!

HELL CITY PHOENIX 2009!!!
My 1st time flying! I was nervous for take off, but then I was totally fine...
I was the only person on both flights to get searched though
1st time: body scan
2nd time: disgruntled woman going through my dreads
lol...awesome.
Dane

I went up extra days this time, and I was still so busy I hardly took enough photos!
You'll have to depend on the talented AlissaBrunelli for the real deal!
Oh, how I wish I was there right now...

We gave out awards, as always...I look giant here!...who am I kidding, I am an Amazon..



And, as always, we end up in a big sexy girl pile!!
Don't lie, you want to be in the middle of this lovin'...


Can you believe Pistolita just had a baby?!? She was jacked!

My favorite tattoo of the convention ...and a nice bum too...~cough~

A sweet play-corset piercing:

Dane did Art Fusion again...


Roller derby girls did Foxy~boxing!!

The lovely Cookie, Steve Haworth's lady, preformed a suspension for the Hellions...





Hell City went by too fast, I miss all my ladies!


P.S-Who the fuck needs to sit around a fire in PHOENIX, AZ?!?!

Craziness...
Oh yeah! I have 5 Rubber Boy videos!!! I'll have to add that next blog, or Hell, maybe I'll edit them in laters!
Random nudity!!! Wooo!


My doberman Gage had an infection that was really, really bad on his leg while we were away in Arizona!
Thank Odin Archie was there to look after him!!!
Here's him in re-coup with his neck brace, chewing on his favorite defiled Frisbee..



And on a sad note, my sweet boy Charlie died last night
R.I.P. handsome little man...you had a good life.


Well, I'm off!
SO EXCITED FOR HALLOWE'EN IN COLUMBUS!!!!!!!
I'm going to explode!

Dag~nabbit!
My computer had 158 viruses! For serious 1.5.8. and my external hard-drive had 90.
I didn't even think that was in the realm of possibilty...
Since Tobermory, I've been to Rue Morgue, and Hell City Phoenix and I haven't been able to post a thing!
So very depressing....
Hopefully I will be able to make up for it soon dudes, my new drivers should be in soon!

On the bright side, got some photos coming your way by other means
Well, I'm going to get down~right inebriated, and cantankerous with the Jagerettes on tour tonight
Hell, I might just throw on my real deer horns and rock this shit our proper.

What is everybody being for Hallowe'en?
I'm so very excited about my costume! I came up with it right after last year's! and I've been brimming with excitement since!

Who else is going to Columbus for Hallowe'en?!! This is going to be epic.
Did I mention I love rats?


O.K. gotta close the shop...peace

Where did the summer go?
....oh wait, it has officially been deemed the year without summer....that's right, I must have forgotten.
Take that you global warming alarmist sheeple! Where's your scorching sun now?!?
....O.k sorry for the name calling...I just love the word sheeple...(thank-you Clone High)

The amount of sea ice around Antarctica has increased 4.7 percent since 1980.
Yet all we hear about are the comparatively tiny areas that are melting.
The frenzied efforts of the warmists to panic us over all that vanishing Arctic and Antarctic ice are degenerating into farce.
The Arctic ice crust has thickened substantially, and alot of glaciers are actually GROWING in mass people!
Alaska's Hubbard Glacier advancing 7 feet per day!

Oops. We overlooked 193,000 square miles of ice!!
In May, 2008, the National Snow and Ice Data Center (NSIDC) predicted that the North Pole would be ice-free during the 2008 melt season because of �global warming.�
~cough~ they now admit that tey�ve under reported Arctic ice extent by 193,000 square miles (500,000 square kilometers). They blamed the error on satellite problems and sensor drift. pfffft

Wake up and smell the carbon-cappin'-profiteering-scam people!!

Alright, alright. I'll step down off my soap box, and tell you my tales of adventure....
Last we spoke, I was camping, guess what I just got back from? More camping! Schwing
Luscious=avidicus camperious

Tobermory, Ontario.
Every year, all the employees of my tattoo shop go on an epic trip of sorts.


Canadian wilderness at it's finest!
Did you know that the Niagara Escarpment extends 700 Kms. from Niagara Falls to Tobermory, where the 200 foot cliffs plunge into the depths of Georgian Bay?!
(Cause I was born in Niagara, and I was just swimmin' in the G~bay!)
During the Silurian period (438 and 408 million years ago) This was a giant barrier reef, teeming with marine life, and warm waters!
But now, that bitch is cold, and not-so-full of anything but angry red squirrels, and the occasional fish.
This dude:

Was in our campsite chuggin' back our food stuffs, and screaming like a banshee.
Red Squirrels are fiercely territorial, and they never shut-up.


So just like every other camping trip, we lived by the campfire, and survived on canned beer.
It rained most nights...so I rigged an umbrella into my hair so I didn't have to hold onto it.


Tobermory is famous for it's "Beaver Tails" a deliscious pastry.

How I wish I had one now...


We went on a ferry to Flower Pot Island, which is now isolated, but it used to be part of an olde land bridge that connected Tobermory, at the Northern tip of the Bruce Peninsula, to Manitoulin Island, an area that, today, is covered by 90 km of water!
But the only way to Manitoulin Is. is the chi cheemaun:




On this boat, we stopped at a few shipwrecks on the way, quite the sight!




The "Flower Pot" nomenclature comes from these old rock towers formed from many years of punishment by water and wind

cliff jumping!!!






I love me some beaver!

I also love me some ...Dane

....sometimes...


mmmm...margaritas..


My fashionable mosquito net-hat...uhh...thingy


We also hiked to the Grotto, a really cool area with cliffs, blue waters, and caves..










I swam through this underwater cave entrance 3 times! It leads out into the Georgian bay


We did mushrooms, and watched the sunsets....you should try it some time!



It makes things so beautiful




Dane trying to become one with the resident ducks...

I'll miss the sea of trees...




Our last evening, we went to the Singing Sands. It is this inlet/small bay that has the warmest, shallowest waters stretching as far as the eyes can see....





We watched the glistening sunset...

...and called it a night

It sucked leaving this place...



But, I'm a peace with it....due to HELL CITY PHOENIX NEXT WEEK!!!
...and not to mention, Rue Morgue Festival of Fear this week-end!

Luscious and Bruce Campbell round two!

My favorite at the moment:

Operation Beaver Party was a complete success this year!
A big thanks to all my lovelies from the SG Canada East group!
I'm sure if you attended, you are wishing we were still all there together reeking of bonfire, booze, and phytoplankton!

You guys aren't just members, and models on here on SG, you are truly good friends, and good people.
Awwww shucks...~twists foot impishly~

o.k o.k, enough blubbering already! sheesh

Where do I start...Let us see..
For those of you that do not know, OBP is our annual camping trip in Ridgeway, Ontario
(just outside Fort Erie, or if your a 'yank near Buffalo!)
There was an epic battle here once..FYI


This camping trip is open to models and members alike, we camp for 3 nights, and swim and crush canned beer for 4 days....Truly a good 'ol Canadian beer swillin' dream


The first day started off slow, I defended our turf from invading unworthy campers as our troops petered in throughout the day and evening..
My bass-ass shark fins kept them at bay..

quite intimidating, indeed.

We set up camp...and waited for people to arrive to get our swim on!


Smythe, Archie, and Renna gettin' it started.

Smythe is basically a mermaid!


The cliffs at Windmill Point Park aren't huge...but they are fun to dive off!

Archie testing it out...

A blurry Hydrophilic

MattA


Renna




I'll swim with these hot mammas any day





For the record, that dolphin is a fuckin' asshole...no one could mount this thing!

DEATHROLL!!!

Later on in the afternoon, Agy, Willie, King_Mob, and AandP showed up!

King_Mob brought this amazing pavilion for us! It went perfectly with my Skull & Spine beer bong


After they set up, we got right back into the action!
As you may, or may not know, Agy had a conniption trying to muster up some confidence to jump last year, so I let her use my wings, or as she puts it "courage fins" lol! Your so cute Agy!!!



King_Mob givin' 'er Hell..


Willie soaring through the air!!

Time to pack up doobies in a ziplock, and row to the middle of the quarry!

Mneylu, velvetlebrat, and JackMcGinnis arrived late due to some horrible car problems...most unfortunate!



Day 2:
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are all cooked on the fire pit!
Mneylu & velvetlebrat were particularly savvy at this, I wish I would have taken photos of their contraptions, and food jimmy~rigs! It was impressive! Not to mention their hotel, I mean tent.
Dusti, Flit, Lexxie, 2Low, and MonsterMurdoch showed up that morning, this is what greeted them:


Now hurry up with those fuckin' tents so we can go swimmin' again!!!
Archie and I burnt the shit out of ourselves floating around in that dingy in the middle of the quarry smoking joints...FAIL


owww...I seriously only burnt my boob meat...not my sternum, or neck...just the boob meat...
Anyhoo...more water frolicking..


Chris finally takin' a dip...


Lexxie divin'


snore...HAM!


ring dive!!



I think Willie is trying to bite Agy???

King_Dolphinius



I ended up taming the unruly dolphin...

Alas...Archie did not...






Alright...I think she's got a handle on the dolphin now...

...let's try that jump again...

bahaha...cute.
YAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!1111!!1

D'oh...I'm stuck...

I think Willie has exceeded the excitement level required for this flotation device...

Dolphin needs a nap...



I had to leave mid-day to drive 4+ hours to London and back to pick up sad-sac Dane, who could not stomach the 7 1/2hrs it would take to ride the con-sarn bus...so Archie and I sucked it up and picked up his whiny-ass.
...so I missed out on the late afternoon fun one of the days...I'm sure Agy can fill you in on that time gap!
We got back in time to party though!


This skull bong was quite popular with the camping folk....the efficiency people!



Agy ruled the beer bong...


As did everyone else!





In yer mouth! In yer mouth! In yer mouth!

Holy sweet mother of God, that is only the second night...damn, I'm sitting here at my tattoo shop 3 hours after close, and I'm still only half way there! Epic. Fucking. Blog.
I'm sorry if this shit crashed your computer!
Anyhoo....got shitty, dashed to the tent inbetween spins....
I needed a wake n' bake in the tent in the morning!


I wish I could wake up every morning like this!

Bacons!

...but fuck bacon, beer starts my day off...the next two days are a blur, and I'm going to post things out of order....but you get the gist of it.










Murdoch, a regular bathing beauty...



SG represent!!

bahaha...

Dane, you're fuckin' it up damn it!



Flit loves da bong!




Go team!!!!











CANON BALL!!!





Dusti's glasses are awesome!


So this cool beetle landed on me...I gave it a kiss...

So it shit on me..

Snoogins!













Hellfish represent.


Cheese dog!

Burgers!

Sparklers and beer bongs!


Dusti does yoga camping!!!

Archie does power pose...

..and tiger pose...rawrrrr lol

...She also goes on safari...


Awww, the last day was very sad...I didn't want to leave!!!
I could sit there all day long...




Alright...throw all the remains on the Barbi, and lets call it quits....


Well, that's it, I'm spent....there was seriously like 200 more photos I didn't post!!
Geeeeze.
Next year will be even bigger and better! So save your cash for pavilion city!
I think we may even dabble in fundraising for next year, and get some real swanky equipment going.

Alright, I'm scapin' out....going home to my dobies, and doobies.


P.S.!! Tomorrow I'm buying tickets for Lamb of God, Job for a Cowboy, and GWAR.
AND: Mastodon, Deathklok, Converge, and high on Fire!! Fuck yeah! October is gonna be tight.