Columbus was awesome, as always.
Durb and Alissa are the best hosts ever!
We went to the DVD release party at The Mozaik...

















Just a white dude looking for cocaine...or so he says...


1/2 in the bag, after the party, we were walking back to the car when lo and behold...

Some poor drunk frat boy was passed out in the garage..

Looked like the poor fucker had been laying in a ditch in the rain, covered in filth...

So we violated him..

wouldn't you like to wake up to this??


He then freaked out, and ran away...nay, sprinted away, as hard as he could...revealing the massive reverse pee stain on his ass as he went off into the distance

We got to see Alissa's swanky new studio in an old school house...
Lainey nappin' it up...

Naboo!!


A sneak peek at something fabulous that was shot....shhh!


BAHAHAHA

I called my ass the Delorean for the rest of the day...
Oh hai! new boobies of glory!


Also whilst in C-bus, I shot Afternoon Delight with Alissa Brunelli. It is in MR right now!




Please go check it out, and let me know what you think!

Every Time I Die Just played London, it was an amazing show...





The guitarist jumps into the crowd in this one!


Blamesday and Dane are Bison B.C. Beard twins!

awwww...
Stop taking pictures of us sleeping! Damn it!


Went on an epic spring dog walk with Gage, Nick, Archie, and Dane

















I'm petting Gage right now while I type with my left hand...

Whats next...oh! Musink!!! It's only 3 weeks away!
I better get my butt in gear!
Oh! and Dane is getting tattooed by Jeff Zuck on Thursday!
So exciting! it's about time!!!

Well I'm off to walk Gage home from the shop with Archie...nighty~night!