I am excited, Tarion is coming to visit love her to bits. Also I nearly had a snake drop on my head yesterday, I would have loved to take a pic of it, It was so so precious! It was bright green and each scale was tipped with black.. I hear its a spotted bush snake. Thankfully they are not poisonous, I was relieved to hear that cos it looks kinda like a green mamba which are fucking poisonous. Thats the lovely thing about living in South Africa, poisonous snakes aside its wonderful to be inundated with fauna.

Christmas shopping sucks the fuckers better be thankful I bothered to go through the ass-drag of braving crowds and Christmas carols for them, even if they don't like the gifts! Enough with being a grinch. I found some amazing presents though, this old wonderfully illustrated children's book and poems for my god daughter. I really want her to develop a love of reading else I am going to have to apply for a new god-daughter

Thats its for today.

Look at this lovely girl! She is so gorgeous! Suchin

I have been not been on SG much as of late/ done the blog thing.It makes me grumpy when I don't get my SG fix! I have been working my ass right off, so there really has not been time.

A thousand apologies in any event, I have been well and proper punished already for my tardy blogging, I assure you! I have now been hit in the face, elbowed, and hit with a staff all in the span of 2 weeks at kung fu (previous blog's tappy tappy incident kharma surely ALSO has to be paid off by now ???). So I have been going to work looking like a battered woman and getting strange/concerned/knowing looks from random customers. Some days I am sorely tempted to do the whole fight club thing and tell customers its my boss who is beating me!

Before I continue, anyone with Lepidopterophobia or Mottephobia should stop reading this blog!!!!!

What little time off I have had of late was spent at a butterfly farm near midlands. Its kinda like a big aviary/terarrium/greenhouse enclosure for indigenous butterflies as well as butterflies imported from all over the world. I am exposing my level of nerdness now but I'm obsessed with butterflies and might even be termed an amateur Lepidopterist. I embrace my utter nerdiness!
The day before we went, summer arrived in KZN and it was scorchingly hot it would mean that the trip wouldn't have to be postponed due to rain yet again (which had already happened a few times). I awoke on the day of said trip ...and guess what... overcast and gloomy weather! Fortunately I decided: "fuck it lets go anyway"

I managed to take pics of most of the butterflies even though they are much less active in cold weather. The only butterfly picture i didn't get was of the the Morpho butterfly cos the ADHD little fucker wouldn't sit still for a second! The Morpho butterfly would be the tranny of the butterfly kingdom with its huge, in your face, metallic blue wings! Its one of my favorite butterflies.
I also liked the little glasswing Its not the prettiest butterfly but its unique and its one of the few butterflies able to withstand colder climates. Another one of my favorites is the common diadem, unfortunately I couldn't get a picture of a particularly good specimen only this one which looked like it was about to kick the bucket
They also had finches

and quails in the enclosure which are remarkably tame and super cute.
A separate cordoned off area of the greenhouse housed little cotton top tamarins- The male tried to pee at me through its cage-fortunately my kung fu reflexes saved me!
I was also fortunate enough to see a pinned specimen of a hermaphrodite butterfly (which has a technical term beginning with a G which I can't recall or pronounce)Which is apparently extremely rare
Lastly they had fugly little bugs called leaf insects ,which i didn't take a good picture of. They look like an unholy union of a praying mantis and a parktown prawn. Icky but kinda cool!

Now because you were all so patient with Lumo's national geographic special

There are a alot more pics of better quality in random pics folder If you happened to like my national geographic article

Look at Diaz new set

Rubicks Cube! She is sultry sexiness personified!

and look what etchasketch did, Its a sketch of me!

He is wonderfully talented. You should check out his other pics!

Its been a very eventful couple of days!

I am so excited I can barely contain my squeaks to form coherent sentences! I am an SG!
I am astounded at how wonderful everyone has been. Knowing that when putting up nekkid pics of oneself on the internet, at least some criticism John Gabriel's greater internet fuckwad theory is to be expected. I braced myself. Instead the responses couldn't have been more kind and lovely. I feel really truly appreciative. Special thanks has to be said to talamia, Pyke, Ailish and Tarion.

I was at work the whole of Sat, I was expecting my set to come out at 2:30 pm in SA but obviously silly Lumo, it was coming out 2:20 pm in America. My set finally came out 11:20 pm in SA. So the whole day I was grumpy as I had no access to internet at work and NO clue what the hell was happening with my set. As none of the appointed minions I designated to let me know what was happening were saying a word! Finally I rashed the minions, who informed me I was being daft. By the time i got home, at 9 that night, I was frustrated and I had eaten bad prawns and felt decidedly unwell. All I wanted to do after my day of retail hell was sleep, which I did. 3 hours later I was rudely awoken by a call from Tally informing me I was an SG. All the stress of the day was transformed into elation!

Again, thank you each and every single person for the comments, congratulations and support. I am sorry I have not replied to pm's and comments yet. As I said I have been at work from Sat till now. I promise I will get to you. I Also promise a decent blog with less heart vomit gushiness

Sweet flaming fuck its about time! One more sleep then my set goes up I don't know if I should faint, convulse, throw-up or dance for joy! OK RANT OVER LOOK FOR MY SET TOMORROW, LOVE IT

And now for some news...

A close friend unexpectedly landed in hospital giving us a huge fright. The fantastic doctors didn't let him know what was going on for 3 days even though they knew what was happening. Broad spectrum antibiotics make me sad and make lazy doctors.

And now for some other news...

I have a new job! It will be rather novel to have a decent income again My new boss is an angry angry man though. The co-workers are... Co-worker #1 is a fitness model and increadibly proud of this fact, there are semi nekkid pics of him everywhere. A speedo is not flattering on anyone, ever. I challenge someone to prove me wrong, but so far there is plenty evidence to the contrary. Also he is so very tanned, and so very muscular...his biceps are larger than his head and my torso. I think the reason why my new boss is so angry is because he has unrequited bromance for muscle co-worker. Co-worker #2 is a Jesus freak, I don't have a problem with this its just that I would prefer not to have to listen to gospel music early in the morning ...before my coffee...the same cd...every day. I would ask co-worker #2 politely to not play hymns at me every morning but she really is so bloody nice I just don't have the heart. No offence was intended to Christians or body builders in the making of this blog. they really are nice people and I love them big huggie bunches.

And now for some other other news...

I rode a motor bike for the first time. I now understand how people can become obsessed with them. I am rather proud that I didn't drop the bike or ride it into a wall! Apparently I am not to horrible at it.

And now for something completely different...

I accidentally gave a fellow kung-fu student a blood nose while sparring. I FELT REALLY HORRIBLE. I realise these things happen but I feel I should have had more control In my defense he had asked me to "go for it" He was absolutely relaxed and calm about the whole thing at least, he is such a lovely guy! Also the class i have been helping to instruct just did a grading and they all did wonderfully so I an a very proud of them

and on that note i leave you with these pictures. byes for now.

look at Elindor's set Dangerous games look at it!




and

ITS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I put posted some pics take a looksie if you wish Just playing around. What a good week! For anyone who hasn't yet seen them check out Latara and chezz they are awesome and deserve mad love!
Have a look I command you!

Lastly I love these

Yay! My set is sent in! Now the waiting Patience sadly is not one of my virtues.

The pent up nervous energy from the waiting hopefully will fuel me into new creative projects. I NEEED a new tattoo, now. Since I would never pick something out of a book or off a wall and am sadly not blessed with the ability to draw it complicates matters. It is harder but not impossible. I have about 2 rough ideas at the moment 1) An oval cameo type design with images that represent all the closest people in my life 2) A fortune cat, i know it sounds weird but i have an amazing picture in my head.

Teaching at Kung Fu has been amazing if terrifying and has increased my learning exponentially. Speaking of learning experiences, during my training session whilst sparring, i got kicked in the crotch. I didn't realise that women could also feel nauseous from being kicked there! I think I would have been happier forgoing this piece knowledge though.

I want a girl cup!

So I live to survive another grading! Glad its over, fun as it is pretending to know what you are doing in front of Instructors who could take you with their bare earlobe whilst drunk! Thank the powers that be that there was not a physical fitness component to this grading ( I am still recovering from last years grading) With the grading it would seem I have transcended the mere tag of masochist to sadist! I am going to instruct Exciting but daunting since I am but a small girly, and getting large guys to take me seriously may be a mission. I am sure I can think of new and interesting ways to ensure compliance Sadism FTW

So you may have noticed that in my profile it says that I don't like running. I would just like to say that my opinion of that has not changed tonight! I had a hectic training session at Kung-fu involving lots of running! The fact that i had the dreaded lurgy definitely did not help *sniffle* *cough* . I would also like to state that there is something wrong fundamentally with people who do martial arts: the instructors are sadists and the students are masochists !

I HATE RUNNING!