PICS
So lets avoid getting chided for panicking people 
I am in one piece despite an ambulances best attempt to squash me to my front seat. It should also be mentioned I would be more forgiving if the guy had the sirens on, he didn't. In addition he tried to overtake me on the right, over a solid white line while I had indicated and stopped to turn into the parking bay on the other side of the road. Anyhow, the point is I am fine, and he is fine. Also Lilly will be fine (my car) This debacle did earn me the day off work which I was rather happy about 
To compound my fantastic weekend I found out the next day that my friend had been assaulted at the centre I work in. Some cunt muppets assumed he is gay because he dresses rather flamboyantly and started slapping him around. More just to taunt him really, he didn't get hit properly. That is still harassment and assault to me. I wish such horrible things on those small minded homophobic fuck wits. I just don't understand how someone could derive pleasure from another persons fear and pain. I have to say this incident upset me far more than the accident. I love my friend very much and I don't know what I would do if something happens to him.
Anyways, so much for my promise to myself to never make downer/ complaining/ whining blogs. SO lets move onto a lighter topic: BOOBIES, fantastic ZA boobies
_Sylvan and
_Atticus
consider these set suggestions an apology for enduring an emo blog
I am in one piece despite an ambulances best attempt to squash me to my front seat. It should also be mentioned I would be more forgiving if the guy had the sirens on, he didn't. In addition he tried to overtake me on the right, over a solid white line while I had indicated and stopped to turn into the parking bay on the other side of the road. Anyhow, the point is I am fine, and he is fine. Also Lilly will be fine (my car) This debacle did earn me the day off work which I was rather happy about To compound my fantastic weekend I found out the next day that my friend had been assaulted at the centre I work in. Some cunt muppets assumed he is gay because he dresses rather flamboyantly and started slapping him around. More just to taunt him really, he didn't get hit properly. That is still harassment and assault to me. I wish such horrible things on those small minded homophobic fuck wits. I just don't understand how someone could derive pleasure from another persons fear and pain. I have to say this incident upset me far more than the accident. I love my friend very much and I don't know what I would do if something happens to him.
Anyways, so much for my promise to myself to never make downer/ complaining/ whining blogs. SO lets move onto a lighter topic: BOOBIES, fantastic ZA boobies
_Sylvan and _Atticusconsider these set suggestions an apology for enduring an emo blog
Look what etchasketch did 
Isn't he amazingly talented!
Also Cygan has a set out In my skin! She is gorgeous and sweet and wonderful so go look at her set 
To all of you who voted on my set: thank you so much! I am glad you liked it For those of you who haven't seen it yet, go take a look. Some of the comments I received have really blown my mind! Some of the amazing people who have commented have left me speachlessly happy. Also a heartfelt howl to the pack, you know who you are and you know why
Ripley
Don't forget to check these out also
Isn't he amazingly talented!
Also Cygan has a set out In my skin! She is gorgeous and sweet and wonderful so go look at her set
To all of you who voted on my set: thank you so much! I am glad you liked it
For those of you who haven't seen it yet, go take a look. Some of the comments I received have really blown my mind! Some of the amazing people who have commented have left me speachlessly happy. Also a heartfelt howl to the pack, you know who you are and you know whyRipley
Don't forget to check these out also
Ok this is just a small blog for now. I Have been on holiday Optimal timing I know. So those who have not yet received replies. I will get there
So I have a set up (amended blog)
here are some teasers ...of sorts (cos I am still not showing anyone, if the want to see they have to go look!)
possibly not what you were waiting for
Maybe this is more what you were looking for
(etchasketch, thank you so much for my pic, people if you want to see this complete go and rash him!)
This one is for all the female action heroines, rock on strong women!
Lori Petty (I added this to keep you happy Desided, plus it was an oversight on my part!)
And last but not least, the pioneer, the ultimate badass woman Sigourney, I love you!
here are some teasers ...of sorts (cos I am still not showing anyone, if the want to see they have to go look!)
possibly not what you were waiting for
Maybe this is more what you were looking for
(etchasketch, thank you so much for my pic, people if you want to see this complete go and rash him!)This one is for all the female action heroines, rock on strong women!
Lori Petty (I added this to keep you happy Desided, plus it was an oversight on my part!)And last but not least, the pioneer, the ultimate badass woman Sigourney, I love you!
Go check out Pyke's set: Bring home the ocean. Not only gorgeous but she is possibly the sweetest person I have met! GO LOOK!
So I am back from Cape Town. I was there for the Southern Ink exposure, to be Talamia's model/ assistant/ driver/ hopeful recruiting/ friend monkey.
I have to say Cape Town has a whole different of pace of living I could definitely grow accustomed to. It is so very laid back and relaxed. Even the criminals are too stoned and chilled to be effective. One guy lethargically tried to grab Talamia's bag without even grasping it properly and almost falling on his face. Capetonians’ are so chilled they just decided to stop building two bridges in the middle of the city halfway through (fucking awesome view from there) even the streetlights wobble in the wind!
Everything seems a bit surreal and nostalgic. The nostalgia part is due to spending every December holiday in Cape Town with my grandparents for 3 weeks. Since my grandfather is now dead it was really kinda bittersweet to reminisce about some things but didn’t put a dampener on the trip.
I learnt two things on this trip, I am a sentimental lame sap and avocado and mint milkshakes are not revolting!
Continuing on in this spirit of adventure, Talamia and I decided to Zen drive around a bit. When we really starting to despair of finding our way back we decided to follow a cop around. Eventually he got freaked out and abandoned us, shame on him. Luckily we did find our way home.. Eventually!
Another highlight of this trip was Vaudeville, a show that can only be describes as a naughty cirque du soleil (silentwhisper, I think you might enjoy that description ). I may just run away to Cape Town and join the show! If I vanish you know where I have gone- I will be between the thighs of some buff Chilean acrobat
My only regret with this trip is not getting a new tat but there literally was no time. A week is way too short for a holiday!
So I am back from Cape Town. I was there for the Southern Ink exposure, to be Talamia's model/ assistant/ driver/ hopeful recruiting/ friend monkey.
I have to say Cape Town has a whole different of pace of living I could definitely grow accustomed to. It is so very laid back and relaxed. Even the criminals are too stoned and chilled to be effective. One guy lethargically tried to grab Talamia's bag without even grasping it properly and almost falling on his face. Capetonians’ are so chilled they just decided to stop building two bridges in the middle of the city halfway through (fucking awesome view from there) even the streetlights wobble in the wind!
Everything seems a bit surreal and nostalgic. The nostalgia part is due to spending every December holiday in Cape Town with my grandparents for 3 weeks. Since my grandfather is now dead it was really kinda bittersweet to reminisce about some things but didn’t put a dampener on the trip.
I learnt two things on this trip, I am a sentimental lame sap
and avocado and mint milkshakes are not revolting!Continuing on in this spirit of adventure, Talamia and I decided to Zen drive around a bit. When we really starting to despair of finding our way back we decided to follow a cop around. Eventually he got freaked out and abandoned us, shame on him. Luckily we did find our way home.. Eventually!
Another highlight of this trip was Vaudeville, a show that can only be describes as a naughty cirque du soleil (silentwhisper, I think you might enjoy that description
). I may just run away to Cape Town and join the show! If I vanish you know where I have gone- I will be between the thighs of some buff Chilean acrobat My only regret with this trip is not getting a new tat but there literally was no time. A week is way too short for a holiday!
Also look at this gorgeous creature 
Livion with he set Delec-table. She has such stunning eyes..well stunning everything really
My favourite SG of all time has a new set up in front page in MR! Look at it, love it!
Tarion has the most sexy sulrty eyes one can imagine!
The photographer Talamia out does herself with creativity and innovation again!
Not only is Tarion super hot but she also is one of the most amazing people ever
Now I am going to walk over bubble wrap, cos it makes me feel less grumpy about the fact that its morning and I have to go to work.... Hmmmm bubble wrap!
Tarion has the most sexy sulrty eyes one can imagine!
The photographer Talamia out does herself with creativity and innovation again!
Not only is Tarion super hot but she also is one of the most amazing people ever
Now I am going to walk over bubble wrap, cos it makes me feel less grumpy about the fact that its morning and I have to go to work.... Hmmmm bubble wrap!
I am excited, Tarion is coming to visit love her to bits. Also I nearly had a snake drop on my head yesterday, I would have loved to take a pic of it, It was so so precious! It was bright green and each scale was tipped with black.. I hear its a spotted bush snake. Thankfully they are not poisonous, I was relieved to hear that cos it looks kinda like a green mamba which are fucking poisonous. Thats the lovely thing about living in South Africa, poisonous snakes aside its wonderful to be inundated with fauna.
Christmas shopping sucks
the fuckers better be thankful I bothered to go through the ass-drag of braving crowds and Christmas carols for them, even if they don't like the gifts! Enough with being a grinch. I found some amazing presents though, this old wonderfully illustrated children's book and poems for my god daughter. I really want her to develop a love of reading else I am going to have to apply for a new god-daughter
Thats its for today.
Look at this lovely girl! She is so gorgeous! Suchin
love her to bits. Also I nearly had a snake drop on my head yesterday, I would have loved to take a pic of it, It was so so precious! It was bright green and each scale was tipped with black.. I hear its a spotted bush snake. Thankfully they are not poisonous, I was relieved to hear that cos it looks kinda like a green mamba which are fucking poisonous. Thats the lovely thing about living in South Africa, poisonous snakes aside its wonderful to be inundated with fauna.Christmas shopping sucks
the fuckers better be thankful I bothered to go through the ass-drag of braving crowds and Christmas carols for them, even if they don't like the gifts! Enough with being a grinch. I found some amazing presents though, this old wonderfully illustrated children's book and poems for my god daughter. I really want her to develop a love of reading else I am going to have to apply for a new god-daughterThats its for today.
Look at this lovely girl! She is so gorgeous! Suchin
I have been not been on SG much as of late/ done the blog thing.It makes me grumpy when I don't get my SG fix! I have been working my ass right off, so there really has not been time.
A thousand apologies in any event, I have been well and proper punished already for my tardy blogging, I assure you! I have now been hit in the face, elbowed, and hit with a staff all in the span of 2 weeks at kung fu (previous blog's tappy tappy incident kharma surely ALSO has to be paid off by now ???). So I have been going to work looking like a battered woman and getting strange/concerned/knowing looks from random customers. Some days I am sorely tempted to do the whole fight club thing and tell customers its my boss who is beating me!
Before I continue, anyone with Lepidopterophobia or Mottephobia should stop reading this blog!!!!!
What little time off I have had of late was spent at a butterfly farm near midlands. Its kinda like a big aviary/terarrium/greenhouse enclosure for indigenous butterflies as well as butterflies imported from all over the world. I am exposing my level of nerdness now but I'm obsessed with butterflies and might even be termed an amateur Lepidopterist. I embrace my utter nerdiness!
The day before we went, summer arrived in KZN and it was scorchingly hot it would mean that the trip wouldn't have to be postponed due to rain yet again (which had already happened a few times). I awoke on the day of said trip ...and guess what... overcast and gloomy weather! Fortunately I decided: "fuck it lets go anyway"
I managed to take pics of most of the butterflies even though they are much less active in cold weather. The only butterfly picture i didn't get was of the the Morpho butterfly cos the ADHD little fucker wouldn't sit still for a second! The Morpho butterfly would be the tranny of the butterfly kingdom with its huge, in your face, metallic blue wings! Its one of my favorite butterflies.
I also liked the little glasswing
Its not the prettiest butterfly but its unique and its one of the few butterflies able to withstand colder climates. Another one of my favorites is the common diadem, unfortunately I couldn't get a picture of a particularly good specimen only this one which looked like it was about to kick the bucket 
They also had finches
and quails in the enclosure which are remarkably tame and super cute.
A separate cordoned off area of the greenhouse housed little cotton top tamarins- The male tried to pee at me through its cage-fortunately my kung fu reflexes saved me!
I was also fortunate enough to see a pinned specimen of a hermaphrodite butterfly (which has a technical term beginning with a G which I can't recall or pronounce)Which is apparently extremely rare
Lastly they had fugly little bugs called leaf insects ,which i didn't take a good picture of. They look like an unholy union of a praying mantis and a parktown prawn. Icky but kinda cool!
Now because you were all so patient with Lumo's national geographic special
A thousand apologies in any event, I have been well and proper punished already for my tardy blogging, I assure you! I have now been hit in the face, elbowed, and hit with a staff all in the span of 2 weeks at kung fu (previous blog's tappy tappy incident kharma surely ALSO has to be paid off by now ???). So I have been going to work looking like a battered woman and getting strange/concerned/knowing looks from random customers. Some days I am sorely tempted to do the whole fight club thing and tell customers its my boss who is beating me!
Before I continue, anyone with Lepidopterophobia or Mottephobia should stop reading this blog!!!!!
What little time off I have had of late was spent at a butterfly farm near midlands. Its kinda like a big aviary/terarrium/greenhouse enclosure for indigenous butterflies as well as butterflies imported from all over the world. I am exposing my level of nerdness now but I'm obsessed with butterflies and might even be termed an amateur Lepidopterist. I embrace my utter nerdiness!
The day before we went, summer arrived in KZN and it was scorchingly hot
it would mean that the trip wouldn't have to be postponed due to rain yet again (which had already happened a few times). I awoke on the day of said trip ...and guess what... overcast and gloomy weather! Fortunately I decided: "fuck it lets go anyway"I managed to take pics of most of the butterflies even though they are much less active in cold weather. The only butterfly picture i didn't get was of the the Morpho butterfly cos the ADHD little fucker wouldn't sit still for a second! The Morpho butterfly would be the tranny of the butterfly kingdom with its huge, in your face, metallic blue wings! Its one of my favorite butterflies.
I also liked the little glasswing
Its not the prettiest butterfly but its unique and its one of the few butterflies able to withstand colder climates. Another one of my favorites is the common diadem, unfortunately I couldn't get a picture of a particularly good specimen only this one which looked like it was about to kick the bucket They also had finches
and quails in the enclosure which are remarkably tame and super cute.
A separate cordoned off area of the greenhouse housed little cotton top tamarins- The male tried to pee at me through its cage-fortunately my kung fu reflexes saved me!
I was also fortunate enough to see a pinned specimen of a hermaphrodite butterfly (which has a technical term beginning with a G which I can't recall or pronounce)Which is apparently extremely rare
Lastly they had fugly little bugs called leaf insects ,which i didn't take a good picture of. They look like an unholy union of a praying mantis and a parktown prawn. Icky but kinda cool!
Now because you were all so patient with Lumo's national geographic special
There are a alot more pics of better quality in random pics folder If you happened to like my national geographic article
Look at Diaz new set
Rubicks Cube! She is sultry sexiness personified!
and look what etchasketch did, Its a sketch of me!
He is wonderfully talented. You should check out his other pics!
Its been a very eventful couple of days!
I am so excited I can barely contain my squeaks to form coherent sentences! I am an SG!
I am astounded at how wonderful everyone has been. Knowing that when putting up nekkid pics of oneself on the internet, at least some criticism John Gabriel's greater internet fuckwad theory is to be expected. I braced myself. Instead the responses couldn't have been more kind and lovely. I feel really truly appreciative. Special thanks has to be said to talamia, Pyke, Ailish and Tarion.
I was at work the whole of Sat, I was expecting my set to come out at 2:30 pm in SA but obviously silly Lumo, it was coming out 2:20 pm in America. My set finally came out 11:20 pm in SA. So the whole day I was grumpy as I had no access to internet at work and NO clue what the hell was happening with my set. As none of the appointed minions I designated to let me know what was happening were saying a word! Finally I rashed the minions, who informed me I was being daft. By the time i got home, at 9 that night, I was frustrated and I had eaten bad prawns and felt decidedly unwell. All I wanted to do after my day of retail hell was sleep, which I did. 3 hours later I was rudely awoken by a call from Tally informing me I was an SG. All the stress of the day was transformed into elation!
Again, thank you each and every single person for the comments, congratulations and support. I am sorry I have not replied to pm's and comments yet. As I said I have been at work from Sat till now. I promise I will get to you. I Also promise a decent blog with less heart vomit gushiness
I am so excited I can barely contain my squeaks to form coherent sentences! I am an SG!
I am astounded at how wonderful everyone has been. Knowing that when putting up nekkid pics of oneself on the internet, at least some criticism John Gabriel's greater internet fuckwad theory is to be expected. I braced myself. Instead the responses couldn't have been more kind and lovely. I feel really truly appreciative. Special thanks has to be said to talamia, Pyke, Ailish and Tarion.
I was at work the whole of Sat, I was expecting my set to come out at 2:30 pm in SA but obviously silly Lumo, it was coming out 2:20 pm in America. My set finally came out 11:20 pm in SA. So the whole day I was grumpy as I had no access to internet at work and NO clue what the hell was happening with my set. As none of the appointed minions I designated to let me know what was happening were saying a word! Finally I rashed the minions, who informed me I was being daft. By the time i got home, at 9 that night, I was frustrated and I had eaten bad prawns and felt decidedly unwell. All I wanted to do after my day of retail hell was sleep, which I did. 3 hours later I was rudely awoken by a call from Tally informing me I was an SG. All the stress of the day was transformed into elation!
Again, thank you each and every single person for the comments, congratulations and support. I am sorry I have not replied to pm's and comments yet. As I said I have been at work from Sat till now. I promise I will get to you. I Also promise a decent blog with less heart vomit gushiness
Sweet flaming fuck its about time! One more sleep then my set goes up I don't know if I should faint, convulse, throw-up or dance for joy! OK RANT OVER LOOK FOR MY SET TOMORROW, LOVE IT
And now for some news...
A close friend unexpectedly landed in hospital giving us a huge fright. The fantastic doctors didn't let him know what was going on for 3 days even though they knew what was happening. Broad spectrum antibiotics make me sad and make lazy doctors.
And now for some other news...
I have a new job! It will be rather novel to have a decent income again My new boss is an angry angry man though. The co-workers are... Co-worker #1 is a fitness model and increadibly proud of this fact, there are semi nekkid pics of him everywhere. A speedo is not flattering on anyone, ever. I challenge someone to prove me wrong, but so far there is plenty evidence to the contrary. Also he is so very tanned, and so very muscular...his biceps are larger than his head and my torso. I think the reason why my new boss is so angry is because he has unrequited bromance for muscle co-worker. Co-worker #2 is a Jesus freak, I don't have a problem with this its just that I would prefer not to have to listen to gospel music early in the morning ...before my coffee...the same cd...every day. I would ask co-worker #2 politely to not play hymns at me every morning but she really is so bloody nice I just don't have the heart. No offence was intended to Christians or body builders in the making of this blog. they really are nice people and I love them big huggie bunches.
And now for some other other news...
I rode a motor bike for the first time. I now understand how people can become obsessed with them. I am rather proud that I didn't drop the bike or ride it into a wall! Apparently I am not to horrible at it.
And now for something completely different...
I accidentally gave a fellow kung-fu student a blood nose while sparring. I FELT REALLY HORRIBLE. I realise these things happen but I feel I should have had more control In my defense he had asked me to "go for it" He was absolutely relaxed and calm about the whole thing at least, he is such a lovely guy! Also the class i have been helping to instruct just did a grading and they all did wonderfully so I an a very proud of them
and on that note i leave you with these pictures. byes for now.
look at Elindor's set Dangerous games look at it!
and
And now for some news...
A close friend unexpectedly landed in hospital giving us a huge fright. The fantastic doctors didn't let him know what was going on for 3 days even though they knew what was happening. Broad spectrum antibiotics make me sad and make lazy doctors.
And now for some other news...
I have a new job! It will be rather novel to have a decent income again
My new boss is an angry angry man though. The co-workers are... Co-worker #1 is a fitness model and increadibly proud of this fact, there are semi nekkid pics of him everywhere. A speedo is not flattering on anyone, ever. I challenge someone to prove me wrong, but so far there is plenty evidence to the contrary. Also he is so very tanned, and so very muscular...his biceps are larger than his head and my torso. I think the reason why my new boss is so angry is because he has unrequited bromance for muscle co-worker. Co-worker #2 is a Jesus freak, I don't have a problem with this its just that I would prefer not to have to listen to gospel music early in the morning ...before my coffee...the same cd...every day. I would ask co-worker #2 politely to not play hymns at me every morning but she really is so bloody nice I just don't have the heart. No offence was intended to Christians or body builders in the making of this blog. they really are nice people and I love them big huggie bunches.And now for some other other news...
I rode a motor bike for the first time. I now understand how people can become obsessed with them. I am rather proud that I didn't drop the bike or ride it into a wall! Apparently I am not to horrible at it.
And now for something completely different...
I accidentally gave a fellow kung-fu student a blood nose while sparring. I FELT REALLY HORRIBLE. I realise these things happen but I feel I should have had more control
In my defense he had asked me to "go for it" He was absolutely relaxed and calm about the whole thing at least, he is such a lovely guy! Also the class i have been helping to instruct just did a grading and they all did wonderfully so I an a very proud of them and on that note i leave you with these pictures. byes for now.
look at Elindor's set Dangerous games look at it!
and
ITS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
