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JANUARY 13, 2012 @ 12:28 PM


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year...yes I realise it's a touch belated but, I confess, I have fallen in love with Skyrim *mooncalf sigh*. Kill it, loot it and wear it as a hat...alternatively be horribly owned by dragons who wants to wear you as a hat! That and my liver and I have been having a few rather serious altercations involving tequila, bloody Mary's and various other suspects. All in all I have been rather busy.

I think I am going to avoid maudlin musings about the festive season. There are resolutions, I am fairly certain they aren't particularly enthralling, hence I will add a bit of colour to the bones of it you can decide what parts are serious and what is ass gravy:

- Sky dive/ bungi jump nekkid

- Learn how to speak zulu and then tell someone their mother was a hamster and their father smelt of elderberry...in Zulu

- Do 2 hours more excercise a week and then become an underwear overclothing clad, masked vigilante

- Spend more time relaxing in meditation while working on my head explody powers

I am happy to report Chistmas a great success. I made a lamb roast that bards would compose songs about. Cuddlefish, in answer, made a chicken and wild mushroom pie that put my lamb roast to shame...I am sure there were vegetables...somewhere...Since I have never made lamb roast before I am rather impressed with my efforts. Also Christmas loots were embarrassingly plentiful, I am dangerously close to becoming a spoiled brat!

Rewinding a bit before Christmas, Talamia and I met someone awesome from the site: Arethusa. Not only was she a butt ton of fun to meet but she is a very talented tattoo artist. She did a very special piece for talamia and I. Also as you will be able to see from the pictures Arethusa is absolutely gorgeous. Go say hi and gently encourage her to do a set! Arethusa, thank you again, you are all kinds of awesome!




Rewinding further still: l I also had the pleasure of meeting the Radiant little creature that is Biship. Unfortunately I am not able to submit photographic evidence (again I blame food-see last blog) but my solemn word will have to testify to her radiance and THIS:

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Further rewinding and we come to the death defying experience of being attacked by lions. I guess I should quickly clarify and say that it was the car we were in that got swatted by a rambunctious male rather than me being swatted and mauled personally. Anyhow, he seemed rather irritated by the fact that we were well...there. And he was bored. I think he took a lot of pleasure seeing three stupid meat monkeys almost loose bladder control behind their protective metal shell. According to friend we were lucky, these lions have been known to pop tyres and remove windscreen wipers just for fun. It’s a sad reflection of what happens to wild animals that have to be put into captivity. I failed to mention at this point the third person accompanying myself and Cuddlefish was the sister unit.

All kinds of big cats...and an Elephant.




More continuation of the year end visitations involving parental units and Cuddlefish's brother. More interesting things to follow, hopefully pleasantly devoid of large creatures desiring to use me as a chew toy.
For your enjoyement go look at these:
Tarion
Wandering Star
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Vassilis
It Just Is
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And also...

A Strange Fortune

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Pyke

Pyke

HOPEFUL

South Africa

JAN 13, 2012 12:38 PM

This blog is hilarious and full of win smile
Those bro tats are so cool, whats the meaning behind it?
Oh and Arethusa should totally do a set!

Zain

Zain

HOPEFUL

United Kingdom

JAN 13, 2012 12:47 PM

I'm glad you're safe and the car not you bore the brunt of the lions irritation.
I agree, Arethusa looks gorgeous and Biship too, I cant wait to see her set.
I think you need to convince your sister to want the spawn, not quite sure how though. Maybe she should talk to my sister, she's on her third!
Part of my bicycle motivation is the resulting butt of steel, nothing pushes you up a hill quite like it.
Good luck with the superheroness, if anyone can do it, you can!

Kelpie_

Kelpie_

HOPEFUL

Ellensburg, WA

JAN 13, 2012 01:18 PM

awesome blog! ahhhh Skyrim....

Aucosm

Aucosm

Arroyo Grande, CA
July 2009

JAN 13, 2012 01:38 PM

....I so need to read more of your blogs, Miss Lumo! This was absolutely amazing! The way you type is so much fun to read! Ah, wow. You are pretty, nerdy, and intelligent! This is why I love SG. :3 I'm so glad you had a great christmas and new years, and glad to see you survived the lions. And now... I want a lamb roast and a chicken and mushroom pie. :<

Also, YESSSS, Skyrim. <3

Anjave

Anjave

Australia
May 2007

JAN 13, 2012 01:42 PM

Impressive elephant. smile

PlaceboMed

PlaceboMed

Canada
February 2011

JAN 13, 2012 01:44 PM

Great read... lol... I've thus far stayed away from Skyrim... lol... but have lost many friends to it... *tear* I may have to break and get into it... Have a good weekend wink

jjb3

jjb3

USA
January 2012

JAN 13, 2012 02:32 PM

Amazing blog .... wonderful pics aswell. smile

i must say i really like your Venus Anadyomene set .... its so powerful and you look beautiful. That must have been fun to shoot.

Vassilis

Vassilis

SUICIDEGIRL

South Africa

JAN 13, 2012 03:11 PM

Underwear clad vigilante? I am so willing to pay money to see that tongue

I think we need to gang up on Arethusa.. she is damn cute! (and we need a fellow Durbanite)

Aucosm

Aucosm

Arroyo Grande, CA
July 2009

JAN 13, 2012 03:21 PM

Vassilis just gave me an idea! What about a shoot where you are dressed as an Underwear clad vigilante, and get in a battle with another UCV, and then suddenly the battle becomes a makeoutsession/strip-fight, and both lose clothing and... Hm. Maybe I'm not explaining this right. But hopefully you get what I mean~ Or maybe I'm just crazy. >3

Zombox5000

Zombox5000

Abingdon, VA
July 2005

JAN 13, 2012 03:27 PM

You had me at ass raping dragons.

Ps. Watch out for windburn.

rollerblazer85

rollerblazer85

Garland, TX
July 2008

JAN 13, 2012 03:37 PM

We are the knights who say knee! Nothin but a good time.

darkimbibe

darkimbibe

USA
August 2011

JAN 13, 2012 03:40 PM

anyone reading this please read my 1/13/11 blog.

suispud1

suispud1

Dallas, TX
January 2010

JAN 13, 2012 04:23 PM

Arethusa must indeed be convinced to do a set. After all, one can never have enough beautiful South African women.

And I want to learn Zulu. Nekkid.

And when are you doing a multi with Tarion? Inquiring minds want to know.
smile

baudot

baudot

Oakland, CA
February 2004

JAN 13, 2012 04:47 PM

Vasilis said:
Underwear clad vigilante? I am so willing to pay money to see that


So say we all.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
But the Python quote in Zulu might be even cuter.

JimmyTheCannon

JimmyTheCannon

Fort Lauderdale, FL
April 2011

JAN 13, 2012 05:17 PM

I can absolutely understand the Skyrim thing. I don't have it myself, but I have just finally gotten Dragon Age: Origins, and it has sucked me in like no other game, ever.

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