into: Working, reading, whipping the dog into a frenzy and watching her go, browsing for overpriced clothing online but never buying, watching John Hughes movies, lying on the beach and drinking clear cocktails, naked Trivial Pursuit.
not into: People who make me doubt myself, pens that leave blots of smeary ink when I'm trying to write, chalky hands *shudders*, people who don't shoulder-check before changing lanes.
makes me happy: Laughing loudly and genuinely, dancing, skating, when bus drivers wave to you as you let them pull in front, walking the dog and listening to my IPod, rubbing my legs right after I've shaved them, the smell of a new book, the smell of an old book, buying anything from a stationary store, crossing things off lists, my dog's toes.
makes me sad: Me.
hobbies: Quietly judging.
5 things i can't live without: Chuck Taylors, pug, hot water bottle, books, vodka.
vices: Love. Gets me EVERY time.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: ReadingCookingGeekingWorryingSmokingDrinkingCryingWalkingFuckingBlow-DryingShoppingWatchingListeningSleepingPanicking.
occupation: Social Justice Superhero!
current crush: My tattoo artist.
stats: Light enough to be piggy-backed by a midget.
body mods: ...are only fun until someone loses an eye.
heroes: Douglas Coupland, Juliette Lewis
gets me hot: Someone who's not afraid to fly the freak flag high.
favorite position: The salty-bobcat-pretzel.
fantasy: Me, Jonathon Rhys Meyers, 15 minutes.
sign: I like potatoes!
most humbling moment: Pretty much most of my moments at work are humbling.
i lost my virginity: ... after you did.
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Vegetarian
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories