I'd help you with anything you want....except math, I suck at math. I mean, I can do simple math...but as soon as those pesky letters show up, I'm fucked.

great song

How?
Well Tuesday night here and the 3 of us killed 4 bottles of wine and countless beers, so I feel ready for anything, and at the same time a bit dizzy.
So what can I send to sunny Florida where sun lights more than 6 hrs a day, cold, snow, booze, a red nose maybe?
Name it, I'll get it...or not...

dont know if i can save you from yourself

but i'd love to try

some day, dear lady, we simply have to meet.

I'll help y...hey!

Would it help if I brought over some Sailor Jerry's and we could share?
I mean I always get bored drinking the saaaame thing, nice to change it up mid-bottle.

weirdly enough, my daughters love this video - even though, thankfully?, they don't understand it in the least

probably good, then I'd HAVE to explain it!