SuicideGirl: Lucy
suicidegirl

Lucy needs more hours in a day.

I’m private
 
MARCH 1, 2006 @ 06:02 AM


(This is parbly gonna confuse the shit out of all of you, but there's a very good reason for doing this, I swear.)


Today is not a good day. I woke up in my cradle to the sounds of my Mama and Daddy fighting over all the weed he smokes. I personally like it when daddy smokes the pot. It covers up his usual smell. He usually smells like cat pee and his kisses smell like rancid tuna, especially after he and mommy have been wrestling a little while. Then, Mama fed me pureed cheetos and some Red Bull in a bottle and drove me to daycare. I hate daycare. All the other kids pick on me 'cause my Daddy is a douchebag. They call me the Popozao kid.
I'm not a popozao kid. I'm not, I'm not!

It looks like Mommy might be pregnant again. I think I'm going to have another little brother or sister soon.

I wish daddy would shave his facial hair. It's gross.

y'all come back now, ye hear?
love
spf

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quietlythere

quietlythere

USA
June 2004

MAR 01, 2006 06:18 AM

if this has to do with the "assume another personaility thing" then it is pretty funny

quietlythere

quietlythere

USA
June 2004

MAR 01, 2006 06:20 AM

haha awesome, and no LUCYPUNCHES biggrin

ShellyMC

ShellyMC

Brockton, MA
August 2005

MAR 01, 2006 06:30 AM

You should win some type of award for this entry....
tongue

ShellyMC

ShellyMC

Brockton, MA
August 2005

MAR 01, 2006 06:36 AM

hhmm....
i was going to type back something to show you how witty and clever i could be..
and then realized i would just come across as a big ol pervert.

which i am.

Skank_Zero

Skank_Zero

Chicago, IL
December 2005

MAR 01, 2006 06:55 AM

When I got to the "Popozao kid" part, I just cracked up. Good show!

ShellyMC

ShellyMC

Brockton, MA
August 2005

MAR 01, 2006 06:56 AM

I thank you for encouraging me...
now i am forever guilt free if i ever decide to drop a dirty comment in your journal wink

gabrielurmen

gabrielurmen

Halifax, NS
December 2005

MAR 01, 2006 07:03 AM

Galactis LOVES Red Bull

gabrielurmen

gabrielurmen

Halifax, NS
December 2005

MAR 01, 2006 07:15 AM

ONLY IF I CAN EAT YOUR PLANET FIRST!!

ShellyMC

ShellyMC

Brockton, MA
August 2005

MAR 01, 2006 07:15 AM

signed, sealed and approved....i now can feel free to truly be myself and unleash the dirty old woman i have silenced for so long....

nice tits by the way!
wink

gabrielurmen

gabrielurmen

Halifax, NS
December 2005

MAR 01, 2006 07:19 AM

Sorry I kind of get hungry sometimes. blush Sure you can come along

Conniption_Fit

Conniption_Fit

Australia
September 2005

MAR 01, 2006 07:20 AM

Weird smells;

Some times my wee smells like popcorn??

D

ShellyMC

ShellyMC

Brockton, MA
August 2005

MAR 01, 2006 07:20 AM

I gotta lotta bling down there....
it might mesmerize you too much.

gabrielurmen

gabrielurmen

Halifax, NS
December 2005

MAR 01, 2006 07:20 AM

Oh I'll eat him alright.....he smells kinda like Frettos though

ShellyMC

ShellyMC

Brockton, MA
August 2005

MAR 01, 2006 07:24 AM

Then i can be your "go to girl"....
I'm all about dazzling the masses.

I'm really not that egotistical, i just play that role on t.v.

gabrielurmen

gabrielurmen

Halifax, NS
December 2005

MAR 01, 2006 07:24 AM

Then god no, why would I eat that? I'll have someone else dispatch him for me. mad mad

FOR MINE IS THE MIGHT OF POWER COSMOS!!!

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