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I've never seen him before in my life, but that's the only picture that came up when I typed "What was Daniel's penis last in?" in google image search, and I'd really like to know who's fucking my boyfriend.
Or rather, who my boyfriend is fucking.
I'd like to invite him over for tea and maybe a quickie threeway.
xoxo
love lucy
Also, an anagram for my real name is Brawny Deadly.
FreakPirate's anagram is ANAL DIKE TOY.
I am brawny and deadly, and FP is my anal dike toy.
FEB 03, 2006 03:56 PM
Why didn't you post this pic? from danielsweiner.com
FEB 03, 2006 05:21 PM
So, I was going to use my 30,000th post to make a big long friends thread for everyone on my friends list but then I decided it was way too much effort. Plus I really like you so this is both easier on me and probably means a lot more.
You are the most wonderful person I've ever met and I'm very glad to be here with you. I honestly don't know what I'd do without you. I know not everything has been perfect in the time we've been together and maybe never will be but I can't think of anyone I'd rather spend this imperfect life with than you.
You are my toast. You are my eggs. You are my bacon. Whatever the fuck that means. Flava Flav said it. That must make it worth something. Probably a set of gold teeth...
I would look stupid with gold teeth.
I hope that in three more years, in thirty more years and with every stupid post I ever put on this god forsaken internet that it will be done with you by my side.
Or at least close by. Sometimes it's weird having you reading right over my shoulder.
Come to think of it... everyone looks stupid with gold teeth. Fuck gold teeth.
Now I'm rambling so I'll sum this up quick.
Me + you = love.
Me + internet = loads of wasted time.
30,000th post = complete!
Also... marry me yes?
FEB 04, 2006 09:39 AM
FEB 04, 2006 06:11 PM
FEB 04, 2006 06:14 PM
i think everyone has the right to know that :
I GOT NAKED WITH LUCY IN FRONT OF THE SGHQ!!!!
And you're definitely hot!!! 
FEB 04, 2006 11:09 PM
Lady! I was looking forward to meeting you tonight. I'm sorry I didn't get to, but I do hope you feel better soon. I keep hearing about how awesome you are, and I'd like to experience it.
Get well soon.
FEB 05, 2006 05:57 AM
An anagram for me would hafta beeeee...
Cock-Slapping-Lumberjacks!
Oooooh yeah! A secret fetish of mine 
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FEB 05, 2006 08:11 AM
THAT IS THE BEST ANAGRAM I HAVE EVER SEEN! I am going to call him Anal from now on. I figure he probably already resents me enough for getting in your pants and such.
FEB 05, 2006 02:00 PM
FEB 05, 2006 03:24 PM
aww thats cute. And dear loki has it right Fp shall now be anal dike toy.
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