into: bands, the sopranos, learning, language, writing, sex, laughter, backs, ass and titties, compassion, peace, anything orange or green, politics, literature, independent media, cosmic justice, freedom, fresh fruit, iced tea, naked girls, many naked girls at once, curved penises, oral sex, touch, glasses, cats, early times whiskey, not supporting tobacco companies, supporting small businesses, walking, films, love, painted toenails, asparagus and brocolli, the osbournes, green olives, yoga, Mr. Show, kicking mindmeld23's ass at Battlefield 1942...yeah, that's right...watch out for the sniperchick, girls with chipped nailpolish.

makes me happy: drugs, sex, rock & roll, reading, peace, knowledge

makes me sad: ignorance

5 things i can't live without: avocados, thong panties, glasses, boys, water

vices: fruit leathers

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: working

occupation: fellatrix extraordinaire...muahahahaha

current crush: (es): spock...he's my science officer...and Uma Thurman and Johnny Depp and the younger Tony Danza (not my fault...i've had a crush on this man since i was like 8)...a boy with a spike...hrmm...the new brunette, portland

stats: 5' 4, slim, nice handfuls of boobies, i see you lookin at my booty

body mods: one tattoo, a lower navel piercing, nostril stud

heroes: Girl Talk, Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

gets me hot: kissing, grabbing, hearing neighbors having sex, waking up to a masturbating lover, wearing slinky skirts, whispering, soft lips and skin, rough sex, being felt up, rhythym

favorite position: face down ass up that's the way i like to fuck

fantasy: hot muggy day, pouring rain and sweat mixed with love and passion equals makes me happy

sign: bump

most humbling moment: When my papa was right...

i lost my virginity: to my girlfriend when i was 5

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Vegetarian

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, HipHop, Crafty, Indie Rocker, Burner, Retro, Hipster, Bookworm, Drum & Bass, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories