hello my pretties...
how have all of you been?? before i get into why i have been missing yet AGAIN
i have 2 favours to ask....
FAVOUR 1... who knows how to convert an online video to YOUTUBE -able material
here is the link. the vid i need is the VAINS OF JENNA vid VAINS OF JENNA VID
FAVOUR 2... here again are the tour dates:
my boys need places to sqaut so if you wanna hang out with some cool swedes that love to party ... pls let me know!! also... i am flying to NYC the 5th to the 9th...if you would like to hang out and know of cheap places to stay or have a place to crash ...hook an SG up. i think we would prefer to stay in the realm of jersey for the cheapness factor....
27 Jan 2007 8:00 P
Lucky's Pub w/ Wednesday 13 Wilmington, North Carolina
28 Jan 2007 8:00 P
TBA Somewhere?
29 Jan 2007 8:00 P
Milestone w/ Wednesday 13 Charlotte, North Carolina
30 Jan 2007 8:00 P
TBA Somewhere
31 Jan 2007 8:00 P
Backstage Enterprises w/ Wednesday 13 Kingston, Pennsylvania
1 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Rex's w/ Wednesday 13 Westchester, Pennsylvania
2 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Silo w/ Wednesday 13 Reading, Pennsylvania
3 Feb 2007 8:00 P
BAMs Wedding (Private) Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
4 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA East Coast
5 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Snitch Bar New York City, New York
6 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA East Coast
7 Feb 2007 6:00 P
TBA East Coast
8 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Don Hills New York City, New York
9 Feb 2007 8:00 P
The Trash Bar Brooklyn, New York
10 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Valentines w/ Mike Trash & The Erotics Albany, New York
11 Feb 2007 8:00 P
ROCKIN' RICKS w/ Hookerz n' Blow Limestone, New York
12 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA East Coast, New York
13 Feb 2007 8:00 P
PAs Lounge w/ Demon Alley Somerville, Massachusetts
14 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Sterling Hotel w/ Hookerz n' Blow Allentown, Pennsylvania
15 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Rhinos Live w/ Hookerz n' Blow Sharonville, Ohio
16 Feb 2007 8:00 P
RPMs Rock Club w/ Hookerz n' Blow Bridgeville, Pennsylvania
17 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Rhinos East w/ Hookerz n' Blow Cincinnati, Ohio
18 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Ugly Monkey Indianapolis, Indiana
19 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA Chicago, Illinois
20 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Double Door "Tentative" Chicago, Illinois
21 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA Chicago Area?, Illinois
22 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA Champaigne, Illinois
23 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA Tulsa / OK. City, Oklahoma
28 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Dragon Fly w/ Generation Beautiful & Killingbird Hollywood, California
and here AGAIN is a little taste...

VAINS OF JENNA

so anyhow...lets see... did i tell you all that i was drafted by vh1 to try out for their new reality rockstar bachelor show?? ya with bret michaels? i went to the casting call but i am 99.9% sure i wont make the cut based on the fact that i am NOT a catty psycho bitch and i didnt come off as 1 in the interview
then i was scouted by MTV to try out for some datin show they have....but secret to u my lovlies...im too old.
last tues i ventured to LAS VEGAS yet again for the MTV party for BAM MARGERA's bachelor party at the HARD ROck ... my swedes were playing the party at the JOINT ... it was actually F*U*N!! yes i had fun in vegas At LAST!!!
bam had the penthouse suite with the bowling alley and all the usual characters were there...and no i have never seen jackass, viva la bam or any of that...but i did get to meet shitbird (sp?) novak steve-o and a bunch of other fuck ups i dont recall the names of...
i have bruises from being mashed against the stage while VAINS OF JENNA played to a packed house.
i miss my little swede!!
here is a tidbit of eyecandy (him not me)

and 1 0f me and my ladies at the ever pretentious LES DEUX
other than that i have been working my bum off in the chilly warehouse inthe valley of porn and then going out and partying in the night...
i have a new set that is in the works so cross your fingers that SOMETHING happens soon and pls lemme know if you have a place for my boys to crash or know of cheap hotels in the jersey/nyc vicinity that wont give me crabs.







OH SHIT!! and p.s....i almost forgot!! the GG (greek god) called me on wed to tell me that he is also on tour and will be in LA on saturday...yes TODAY....hmmmm....

so last nite i went to the BPM magazine/myspace party at element...mostly to see my good friend ADAM12 Dj...
then my sexy friend MEL and i went to CAFE 101 for delightful spinach salad and ran into another friend who i havent seen in a while and also happens to be the singer of one of my absolute fav bands...and he told me he proposed to his amazing lady! im so excited for them. and so romantically done!!
then this AM i got up and went to a casting call for a VH1 reality show like the bachelor only involving a rockstar....
hey they nabbed me in vegas and asked me to audition...i figured, why not. i think i might be too low key for them tho...
saturday i get to be a "celebrity" judge at the UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE...ok
and sunday i get to do make up for a music video for DARK FUNERAL (yum norwegians!!) with my porn kitten PARIS GABLES
busy busy busy like a killer beee...but missing too much work.
hmmm pic from the night prior to last night ... an outing at les deux

and a pic of the swede...only 20 he is...but so hot.... FUCKER! GRRRRRRRRR!!!

p.s. is it just me or am i getting plump?
now go see zoli's new set!
im so licking her this weekend! YUM!
AND in the continuing saga of promoting my new pwt band (they are SWEDISH FOLKS...like ikea...)
here are their upcoming dates. pick your city and GO THERE!
18 Jan 2007 8:00 P
TomCats w/Wednesday 13 Dallas, Texas
19 Jan 2007 8:00 P
White Rabbit w/ Wednesday 13 San Antonio, Texas
20 Jan 2007 7:00 P
Meridian w/Wednesday 13 Houston, Texas
21 Jan 2007 8:00 P
Long Drive Day! Atlanta, Georgia
22 Jan 2007 8:00 P
Off in Atlanta - Where's the party? Atlanta, Georgia
23 Jan 2007 8:00 P
BAMs BACHELOR PARTY (private) Las Vegas, Nevada
24 Jan 2007 8:00 P
Masquerade w/ Wednesday 13 Atlanta, Georgia
25 Jan 2007 8:00 P
Ground Zero w/ Wednesday 13 Spartanburg, South Carolina
26 Jan 2007 8:00 P
Jesters w/ Wednesday 13 Fayetteville, North Carolina
27 Jan 2007 8:00 P
Lucky's Pub w/ Wednesday 13 Wilmington, North Carolina
28 Jan 2007 8:00 P
TBA Somewhere?
29 Jan 2007 8:00 P
Milestone w/ Wednesday 13 Charlotte, North Carolina
30 Jan 2007 8:00 P
TBA Somewhere
31 Jan 2007 8:00 P
Backstage Enterprises w/ Wednesday 13 Kingston, Pennsylvania
1 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Rex's w/ Wednesday 13 Westchester, Pennsylvania
2 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Silo w/ Wednesday 13 Reading, Pennsylvania
3 Feb 2007 8:00 P
BAMs Wedding (Private) Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
4 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA East Coast
5 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Snitch Bar New York City, New York
6 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA East Coast
7 Feb 2007 6:00 P
TBA East Coast
8 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Don Hills New York City, New York
9 Feb 2007 8:00 P
The Trash Bar Brooklyn, New York
10 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Valentines w/ Mike Trash & The Erotics Albany, New York
11 Feb 2007 8:00 P
ROCKIN' RICKS w/ Hookerz n' Blow Limestone, New York
12 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA East Coast, New York
13 Feb 2007 8:00 P
PAs Lounge w/ Demon Alley Somerville, Massachusetts
14 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Sterling Hotel w/ Hookerz n' Blow Allentown, Pennsylvania
15 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Rhinos Live w/ Hookerz n' Blow Sharonville, Ohio
16 Feb 2007 8:00 P
RPMs Rock Club w/ Hookerz n' Blow Bridgeville, Pennsylvania
17 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Rhinos East w/ Hookerz n' Blow Cincinnati, Ohio
18 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Ugly Monkey Indianapolis, Indiana
19 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA Chicago, Illinois
20 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Double Door "Tentative" Chicago, Illinois
21 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA Chicago Area?, Illinois
22 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA Champaigne, Illinois
23 Feb 2007 8:00 P
TBA Tulsa / OK. City, Oklahoma
28 Feb 2007 8:00 P
Dragon Fly w/ Generation Beautiful & Killingbird Hollywood, California
and here AGAIN is a little taste...

VAINS OF JENNA

i have returned from a hellish 5 days in vegas
i swear that in addition to make up and brushes we artists should also be required to obtain a degree in psychology....
anyhow. it was all work and no play for me.
wake up at 5 am...ready myself and start 1st girl by 7:30....2nd girl starts make up and hair at 830 3rd and most important girl (my queen bee) gets her special treatment by 930/10 and we work up until 12:30/1...all hair, make up and wardrobe...then rush to the convention center at the venetian to sit at the booth and chat/hand out stuff/ do touch ups and provide moral support until 6pm, go back to hotel, change, eat 1 and only meal around 8:30 /9 go back to room by 11 ish...chat and go to bed by 12 ...get up and do it all over again
its astounding how many people knew me at the convention from SG and also how many just wanted m y pic because they thought i looked "cool" (uh ok ....)
also several people recognised VAINS OF JENNA from the dog tag i had around my neck so if you havent check out their myspace yet (www.myspace.com/vainsofjenna) you are a slacker and you SUCK!
on a happier note i heard from my swede 2x in 4 days JOY!
i will post pix l8tr
now i have to get dressed to go a party at LAX (the club not the airport DUH!)
despite the fact that i just got home an hr and a 1/2 ago and just unpacked
GAH! no rest for the wicked!

so i know i am terrible at updating and stuff
i dunno what my problem is, but this week i have a good excuse...i am going to vegas to make people pretty...
i pray that the drama will be minimal but...i have never been to vegas and had a good time so cross your fingers that 2007 will bring a change in my weather.
lets see... tHANK YOU all for such a warm welcome upon my return from the strange accidental hiatus!! i thought i was going to die!!
i am still single...perpetually it seems and i have also realised that i MUST have a swedish boy.
i have been attempting to learn swedish in hopes that my 6 year obsession/dream will come to fruition.
of course i have learned all of the necessary phrases...for example...du luktar fisk, fitta och kuk

i am supposed to shoot a new set in the near future (tomorrow) but as of yet have not been able to nail down a location
bah

here is a photo of me b4 xmas at the ritz in san francisco (yes rockstar ah ha ha)
and then i need you to all check out one of my new fav bands....who are consequently also ...swedish....hmmmm
anyhow kissses to you all and i expect feedback on the band and a full report

www.myspace.com/vainsofjenna
sorry you have to cut and paste it ...it wont let me post the link...xo

YAY im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
hope everyones holidays were happy and not filled with nearly as much vomit as my new yr....
but hey. to look on the brite side...at least i was face down in a beautiful toilet and a marble bathroom high up in the hills ... so high up the hollywood sign was is in the back yard!
happy 2007!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

yay! thank you to my soul mate/pimp for hooking me up with a new holiday video featuring my best friends aka the TRIFECTA aka the hollywood angels and camp freddy...with steve isaacs, dave navarro, billy morrison, scott weialnd, matt sorum, donovan leitch and chris chaney YUMMY!

merry xmas from camp freddy

so my friends...
at long last i post...
i have been busy busy busyand sicky sicky sicky!!
let me try and recap some of the funfare that has transpired during my hiatus......well the 15th my good pal .... bff...steve isaacs played with his band the PANIC CHANNEL at the dragonfly and a wonderful time was had, then my friend holly who manages a JOURNEYS shoe store informed me yesterday that the video i made with them for their next single TEAHOUSE OF THE SPIRITS is on a loop in all of the stores on their tv/video thingy....thats pretty rad!
i have also been working a bunch...the girl i am a stylist for filmed a pilot at NRG studios last week and i did her make up and sat in as "background" that was fun. she is a great actress...a bit too humble in my opinion...
i went to an AMAs afterparty with toni j, jersey, page erin (who works inthe office) and my friend holly last week....i forget what day it was...it was at SHAG and it was pretty gay....and then the GG texted me!!! he wanted to talk but i didnt call him!
i FINALLY got to see my friends SHE WANTS REVENGE play at the GROVE in anaheim wed nite...sadly the last show of their tour. but at least they are home now and getting ready to start album #2...i also made a new friend who is also a good pal of the SWR guys and an indie actor who has a band called KING STRAGGLER ...they are playing at SOCIAL on sunset and schrader THIS THURS for those of you who live in LA...get there b4 10:30 to avoid being turned away.
i had a rock n roll thanxgiving roaming the sunset strip with my BFF cin and the famous swedish triplets (YUM!!) and the boys from another swedish band called VAINS OF JENNA....
then i went out sat nite with some friends to see my good pal CASPER (the johnny depp looking doorguy at the VIPER ROOM) dj at the VINE BAR and i texted him a zillion requests and he played them all...ialso met a craigslist guy there and my posse convinced me that he wAS too square for me and dragged me away to TOKIO BAR where its guest list only and he couldnt get in .... and i ended up leaving with the Dj chris carter (YUM!!) and getting stuck overnite at his house in the hills much to the chagrin of my doggies who were locked up at home...but to my satisfaction (except i was worried about doggies all nite)
last nite i went out with cin and steve isaacs and we circulated in circles round the sunset strip between the VIPER, the RAINBOW and the WHISKEY...a good time was definitely had
seems i have been a bit of a kissing bandit lately... but how many frogs must one kiss befiore they find their proverbial prince?!! not that any of these boys are frogs, but they certainly dont want to be my prince
esp the one that is" famous" that i wont name because i have that much class....
it was a LONG weekend and i am sad to see it go.
i am too lazy to post pix...but maybe sometime in the near future i will work up to it.
for now i am engrossed in my season 3 box set of the OC that i purchased on ebay
cross your fingers that my new set gets queued this week!
and for all of you that live in LA
i am starring ina fashion show at element on fri dec 1st for diabolique clothing photographed by michael vincent!
come and see me! i posted a bulletin on my myspace my myspace

sorry ive been missing....
i just got a fulltime (kinda) job and i am still doing make up on the side.
i still havent heard from the GG....
i am still single
i am not AS broke but i am still not rich
my new set still isnt queued
and i have been ill
other than that nothing exciting
miss you all!

so why has updating become such a wretched chore??
i dont really think i have been doing anything too exciting
last sun the GG called me briefly from a cab ride home...its really the last i've heard from him but it was enough to activate the feelings that i had worked so hard to bury
i posted an ad on craigslist seeking miscellaneous romance...what a MISTAKE that was! a futile event that hounded and filled up my maailbox faster than i could read/delete it ... and i could not keep track of the ones i actually liked well enough to recall who was who...so...to no avail
yesterday i traveled with an SG hopeful to sawa's studio to do her make up for her 1st shoot. she was HOT and reallly knew how to pose ... and of course sawa is fucking AMAZING and always so sweet!
inbetween i had an uneventful; halloween, attempted to erase the GG with other men (also to no avail) oh yes and made out with zoli....
heres my pictorial...

last wed the 25th zombified

thurs the 26th i got social with my good friend" spooky"

fri .... what the hell did i do fri???
sat i went to a cd release party in costa mesa with my boss the incomparable PG (porn goddess....but she only dances now and i am her personal stylist of sorts...)

sun i went to the dragonfly with zoli



monday.........i forget
tues was uneventful halloween


wed thurs and fri eh...no more to tell
but 2nite i get to party with my boys the tattooed millionaires and my good friend CIN
you remember CIN

and thats that
p.s. dont 4get
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