omg
so i JUST got back from magiuc only to hear that some twat is starting rumours of me selling lies on the internet about being "internet lovers" with who I really really respect and have a long standing friendship with.
Who are these assholes and how do I dispose of them??
I have not even had internet for a week!
so i JUST got back from magiuc only to hear that some twat is starting rumours of me selling lies on the internet about being "internet lovers" with who I really really respect and have a long standing friendship with.
Who are these assholes and how do I dispose of them??
I have not even had internet for a week!
blaaaaaaaaaaa!! Nothing is more irritating than being forced to go to a convention and work. Not only is this a convention but it is the tireless Magic convention which really serves no interest to me. I guess that if i worked for Marc Jacobs i may have a diff attitude? lol.
In addition, I am the one from my office to has to DRIVE there while everyone else flies.
I just cant wait to get there and load in and then go have a nice drink!!!!
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at least Punkass is a cool dude (going to Magic with Tapout)
In addition, I am the one from my office to has to DRIVE there while everyone else flies.
I just cant wait to get there and load in and then go have a nice drink!!!!
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at least Punkass is a cool dude (going to Magic with Tapout)
well. Thank God its Thursday? lol
Ugh not looking forward to next week when I will be trapped in vegas hell... At the Magic convention.
At least I actually like the UFC... I'll be pimpin at the Tapout booth, yet another testament to my redneck upbringing?
I have to call Chael Sonnen's mgr today (yes that one, from UFC 117 title bout, the republican, pseudo politician, trash talker, real estate agent and handsome man) I hate calling people. I prefer to text!
BAH anyway. Headache at 1pm. will it ever subside??
Ugh not looking forward to next week when I will be trapped in vegas hell... At the Magic convention.
At least I actually like the UFC... I'll be pimpin at the Tapout booth, yet another testament to my redneck upbringing?
I have to call Chael Sonnen's mgr today (yes that one, from UFC 117 title bout, the republican, pseudo politician, trash talker, real estate agent and handsome man) I hate calling people. I prefer to text!
BAH anyway. Headache at 1pm. will it ever subside??
Well thank god its the weekend!
Honestly though, I feel more like being a hermit than anything.
My shoulder/neck/back/arm thing is acting up and I am in immense pain. I wish I could take the day off
the doc gave me vicodin but I can't take that at work!
I have also been dealing with a bi-polar person who I thought I could help...but now I am doubting. It truly sux to have invested so much time and effort into something that is a fail.
Oh well.
Pictures??



i really want to use this for a profile pic...

euro peeps tell me i look like her all the time (obviously in this era)

or her

but mostly...her.
WEIRD!
Honestly though, I feel more like being a hermit than anything.
My shoulder/neck/back/arm thing is acting up and I am in immense pain. I wish I could take the day off
I have also been dealing with a bi-polar person who I thought I could help...but now I am doubting. It truly sux to have invested so much time and effort into something that is a fail.
Oh well.
Pictures??





WEIRD!
Thursday is allllmost Friday... buit then ALMOST only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades right??
So waking up with a migraine that is NOT hangover induced really sucks ballz. I am getting tired of this pinched nerve wailing on my neck, shoulder, arm and now gray matter. I should just cut it out with a wee knife.
In other news... The company that I work for is running a contest in one of my FAV magazines INKED. You can check it out here and ALSO register to win! INKED MAGAZINE WATCH CONTEST.
I went out last nite to an "A-list " club called Colony. It's right in the heart of Hollywood and was filled with pretentious wanna-be hipsters, douche bags and Kim kardashian clones. LOL. I sometimes wonder why I subject myself to these things.
In other and more happy news... I got to talk to the one man in my life that I worship and adore however briefly and only by email (he lives in Stockholm) and who shall remain nameless (he is the singer guitar player in a big band from Sweden) ... mind you we are ONLY friends but i cherish our friendship and our little mini convos about the "trials and tribulations" of a rockstar life (ie setting up a freshwater fish tank) more than just bout anything
On that note. pray for me that this headache disappears and i l will leave you with more pix.










(yes that's zoli)

yea... so i got a call at 830 in the am RIGHT after i got to the office to go to clear channel and bring a watch for Usher (sooo HOT) and um.. i was prrretty much wearing my gym clothes that day. FUCK!
So waking up with a migraine that is NOT hangover induced really sucks ballz. I am getting tired of this pinched nerve wailing on my neck, shoulder, arm and now gray matter. I should just cut it out with a wee knife.
In other news... The company that I work for is running a contest in one of my FAV magazines INKED. You can check it out here and ALSO register to win! INKED MAGAZINE WATCH CONTEST.
I went out last nite to an "A-list " club called Colony. It's right in the heart of Hollywood and was filled with pretentious wanna-be hipsters, douche bags and Kim kardashian clones. LOL. I sometimes wonder why I subject myself to these things.
In other and more happy news... I got to talk to the one man in my life that I worship and adore however briefly and only by email (he lives in Stockholm) and who shall remain nameless (he is the singer guitar player in a big band from Sweden) ... mind you we are ONLY friends but i cherish our friendship and our little mini convos about the "trials and tribulations" of a rockstar life (ie setting up a freshwater fish tank) more than just bout anything
On that note. pray for me that this headache disappears and i l will leave you with more pix.







Ok so what happened to the good old days when modeling jobs on craiglist were plentiful!? I need to reap the bountiful benefits of $100 for 30 min over my lunch break again... or $150 for 5 min of looking scared topless in a black and white silent student project...
It's painful really!
Oh and does any1 know what an SG needs to do to get her profile foto changed? Apparently I cannot do it on my own?
more pix... pix are fun and worth a 1000 words....














(yum)
It's painful really!
Oh and does any1 know what an SG needs to do to get her profile foto changed? Apparently I cannot do it on my own?
more pix... pix are fun and worth a 1000 words....








So in my absence what else have I been doing?
I still work for the same ol' place... I have aptly named it the douchebag conglomerate since we now not only deal in the manufacturing and wholesaling of Ed Hardy Watches but also Tapout. I have however grown in my position (save for an increase in pay) my working title no longer really applies (marketing/pr) since I am also a director of design, personal assistant, receptionist, sample builder, social networker, and of course marketer and pr'er as well...
I was dumped by my crazy Pennsyltucky ex last August for Jesus (seriously this is NO JOKE!) This strange boy had intentions all along to transform, convert, brainwash me into his world of Jesus worship, right wing appreciation and Republican spew. I think I escaped just in the nick of time! I heard that he moved back East to Pennsyltucky with his new lady friend who he took on about a week after he kicked me out of our apt (2 weeks before my new apt would be ready for me to move into) so I say good riddance to bad bad rubbish!
I also just discovered that they have discontinued my fav hairspray and the jew-fro is rather upset about this as it has been in uttter disarray for the past 2 days. Perhaps its time to shave it off again??
Anyhow. I suppose I had better get to work. I have about 40 emails from China to tend to...
so here are a bunch of silly pix










I still work for the same ol' place... I have aptly named it the douchebag conglomerate since we now not only deal in the manufacturing and wholesaling of Ed Hardy Watches but also Tapout. I have however grown in my position (save for an increase in pay) my working title no longer really applies (marketing/pr) since I am also a director of design, personal assistant, receptionist, sample builder, social networker, and of course marketer and pr'er as well...
I was dumped by my crazy Pennsyltucky ex last August for Jesus (seriously this is NO JOKE!) This strange boy had intentions all along to transform, convert, brainwash me into his world of Jesus worship, right wing appreciation and Republican spew. I think I escaped just in the nick of time! I heard that he moved back East to Pennsyltucky with his new lady friend who he took on about a week after he kicked me out of our apt (2 weeks before my new apt would be ready for me to move into) so I say good riddance to bad bad rubbish!
I also just discovered that they have discontinued my fav hairspray and the jew-fro is rather upset about this as it has been in uttter disarray for the past 2 days. Perhaps its time to shave it off again??
Anyhow. I suppose I had better get to work. I have about 40 emails from China to tend to...
so here are a bunch of silly pix





ok its mondaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (vomit) but alas i can only play on here during the working hours because i don't have the devil at home (1 devil ...being MOI...ahem there is no "U" in Jess- jes(u)s)
anyway the internet and tv being the other devils.
i got a couple of ideas for the shoot but i need more more more!!
o yes and i dont know if i told the tale of how i arranged all girl BADASS rock band a la the RUNAWAYS with my "daddy" stephen pearcy of RATT... you should check them out. They're absolutely one of those "wanna fight em or fuck em" type bands!
THE RIOT BRIDES






anyway the internet and tv being the other devils.
i got a couple of ideas for the shoot but i need more more more!!
o yes and i dont know if i told the tale of how i arranged all girl BADASS rock band a la the RUNAWAYS with my "daddy" stephen pearcy of RATT... you should check them out. They're absolutely one of those "wanna fight em or fuck em" type bands!
THE RIOT BRIDES



Ok Ok i will stay AND I will do a new set. Can anyone give me some theme ideas? I mean i think i may have a few...
Also can someone help me fix my profile pic? I dont know how to size it...lol, i can send you the pic if you can help me!
ps went to Aerosmith last night in Irvine Meadows ahd had my lawn cherry pooped. They were good but I will have to say that after being in the lawn, walking down the treacherous hill to reach the parking lot trenches and then being stuck in that hell for over an hr... the most thrilling part of the evening was driving my boss's girlfriends benz (which she so graciously lent me) ... i DID behave! no hell on wheels... next time!!

Sooo anyhow here is a full on beer filled foto for your enjoyment.
Also can someone help me fix my profile pic? I dont know how to size it...lol, i can send you the pic if you can help me!
ps went to Aerosmith last night in Irvine Meadows ahd had my lawn cherry pooped. They were good but I will have to say that after being in the lawn, walking down the treacherous hill to reach the parking lot trenches and then being stuck in that hell for over an hr... the most thrilling part of the evening was driving my boss's girlfriends benz (which she so graciously lent me) ... i DID behave! no hell on wheels... next time!!

Sooo anyhow here is a full on beer filled foto for your enjoyment.

