into: crafty shit. that sparkles. strippers. black opals. You know what I'm sayin...

makes me happy: Umlaut. Neutral Boy. Bloody Mary's (or is it Maries? I'm so confused) at a hangover breakfast (Ray's home!). Hula Hoops.

makes me sad: Anything that oozes out of the putrid swamp that is Ws mind, white tennis shoes.

5 things i can't live without: lucha mask, camera, pets

 

gender: SG

why i did sg: bush told me they were hiding nuclear weapons here.

current crush: I heart Bonneville!!! but i've had a crush on Woody Harrelson since i was 5...*blush*

stats: equal parts cuddle and rage

body mods: cuteness implants...

heroes: Martha Stuart

gets me hot: bikini wrestling in mashed pinto beans. When guys come up to me at the bar wearing pooka shells and a trucker hat and ask if i have a boyfriend.

fantasy: impeachment. smarter individuals overall.

most humbling moment: I'm done being humble.

i lost my virginity: in the oval office